Spiders On Steroids

diamondp · 02-09-2008 10:37AM

My neighbour has 4 cats one of which is more like a lion, about 2 years ago he was sitting on his sofa when he spotted this huge spider runing across the floor, the cat spots him to and gose to chase him and the spider turned went up on his back legs and went to attack the cat. yes the huge half lion cat was getting attack by the spider. the cat turned and ran off and my neighbour was right behind him. he was so big id say he'd stop traffic if he was to cross the road. now that scared me. :eek::eek:

Steve_o · 02-09-2008 10:39AM

shoelaceface wrote: »

sometimes i think i am a spider..... i like to climb the walls and trap insects.... take the other day for example, i trapped a wasp in a glass and ate it... nyom nyom

can i come live in your shed?

You will have to speak to the benevalent Overlord of the spiders... i'm sure he'll be cool with it though...:pac:

shoelaceface · 02-09-2008 10:41AM

diamondp wrote: »

My neighbour has 4 cats one of which is more like a lion, about 2 years ago he was sitting on his sofa when he spotted this huge spider runing across the floor, the cat spots him to and gose to chase him and the spider turned went up on his back legs and went to attack the cat. yes the huge half lion cat was getting attack by the spider. the cat turned and ran off and my neighbour was right behind him. he was so big id say he'd stop traffic if he was to cross the road. now that scared me. :eek::eek:

and then elephants fell through the ceiling and landed on grannys carnations and then..... 'to be continued'

shoelaceface · 02-09-2008 10:42AM

Steve_o wrote: »

You will have to speak to the benevalent Overlord of the spiders... i'm sure he'll be cool with it though...:pac:

where might i find him??? lord berkelys knob??? (a real place in scotland.... apparently everyone wants to go there and sit on top of it!)

antodeco · 02-09-2008 10:48AM

There was a giant house spidery thing in the house (otherwise its just a giant spidery thing) and I caught in under a pint glass. So off I wander down the stairs to the front door and walked over the other side of the garden. With a big swing I empty the contents of the glass into the bush. *wanders back to house happy*

2 minutes later the house spider was back. The so called "flying spider from the glass" was amis. Instead the little fuqer managed to hang on to me. I sat there and saw this thing crawling up my arm towards my shouler. Hence wild dancing and screaming around the room trying to get it off. It managed to fall off and again I repeated the same feat. (wasnt going to kill him now after being a good survivor). Out to the garden, arms at full stretch and I empty the glass. There was a loud "thud" off the plant then a scuttling noise. Bastird.

shoelaceface · 02-09-2008 10:52AM

antodeco wrote: »

There was a giant house spidery thing in the house (otherwise its just a giant spidery thing) and I caught in under a pint glass. So off I wander down the stairs to the front door and walked over the other side of the garden. With a big swing I empty the contents of the glass into the bush. *wanders back to house happy*

2 minutes later the house spider was back. The so called "flying spider from the glass" was amis. Instead the little fuqer managed to hang on to me. I sat there and saw this thing crawling up my arm towards my shouler. Hence wild dancing and screaming around the room trying to get it off. It managed to fall off and again I repeated the same feat. (wasnt going to kill him now after being a good survivor). Out to the garden, arms at full stretch and I empty the glass. There was a loud "thud" off the plant then a scuttling noise. Bastird.

it wasnt a spider.... i bet it was an elephant dressed up as a spider... or else a burglar!!

fook it.. it was spiderman.... the loud thud was his fat mcdonalds ass!

antodeco · 02-09-2008 10:54AM

shoelaceface wrote: »

it wasnt a spider.... i bet it was an elephant dressed up as a spider... or else a burglar!!

fook it.. it was spiderman.... the loud thud was his fat mcdonalds ass!

I think the thud may have been from the mouse it was carrying in its mouth!

shoelaceface · 02-09-2008 10:56AM

antodeco wrote: »

I think the thud may have been from the mouse it was carrying in its mouth!

yeah sure... my story is more realistic in fairness......

antodeco · 02-09-2008 11:01AM

shoelaceface wrote: »

yeah sure... my story is more realistic in fairness......

How about an elephant in a spiderman costume?

SpiderPhant

shoelaceface · 02-09-2008 11:02AM

antodeco wrote: »

How about an elephant in a spiderman costume?

SpiderPhant

spiderphant it is...... :O

Dfens · 02-09-2008 11:06AM

mumhaabu wrote: »

I had one massive fella in a bath recently after the house was unoccupied for about a month, Sweet Jebus he was like 5 inches in diameter I nearly died when I saw him I do think the trend is toward bigger lazier SUV type spiders. The really creep me out but we should all realise that we eat 3 spiders a year when we are asleep they creep into our mouths and get devoured.

Sleep tight my arachnophiles.

I sleep with my mouth open the whole time...jaysus....I was wondering why I kept putting on weight...:P

Steve_o · 02-09-2008 11:12AM

shoelaceface wrote: »

spiderphant it is...... :O

Well i never....

Dfens wrote: »

I sleep with my mouth open the whole time...jaysus....I was wondering why I kept putting on weight...:P

Darn spiders are full of calories!! Scuttling heart attacks they are!!

Krieg · 02-09-2008 11:16AM

Im quite shocked that you people have encountered arachnids of this size. Ive never seen one more than a couple of inchs big

I don't mind them that much. I used to keep a little fella in my room. He just appeared in the corner one day, making a web. I was about to do the deed, when I thought; "Hmm this guy could kill flys, that would so cool to watch!". So I let him be
I never saw him kill anything but he was there for a good 6 weeks until....
Im watching tv one night and this thing scuttles across my chest, "wtf?". Turn the lamp on and im greeted by 4/5 spider babys running about and mostly on my bed. "He" turned out to be a "she"

The small fella's are grand but anything bigger then 3 inchs is gonna make me grab a shotgun

Warhammer · 02-09-2008 11:18AM

this is a big spider
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i0IpU-1WEc&feature=related

shoelaceface · 02-09-2008 11:19AM

Krieg wrote: »

The small fella's are grand but anything bigger then 3 inchs is gonna make me grab a shotgun

ha ha ha ha

JohnK · 02-09-2008 11:22AM

WooPeeA wrote: »

I heard that Australian spiders are aggressive and can attack first with no reason somewhere..

I'm recently back from Australia and I've seen bigger spiders here since I returned than I ever saw in Oz

shoelaceface · 02-09-2008 11:25AM

JohnK wrote: »

I'm recently back from Australia and I've seen bigger spiders here since I returned than I ever saw in Oz

BET YOU NEVER SAW A SPIDERPHANT

Mark Hamill · 02-09-2008 11:38AM

I've never seen a spider on steroids before, although I have seen the effects of other drugs on spiders:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

RxQueen · 02-09-2008 11:42AM

shoelaceface wrote: »

BET YOU NEVER SAW A SPIDERPHANT

bet you have either, its you mind playing tricks on you.

WooPeeA · 02-09-2008 12:35PM

Warhammer wrote: »

this is a big spider
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i0IpU-1WEc&feature=related

You think that is big? Look at that one!! :eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DsaXfNgQZ4

Warhammer · 02-09-2008 10:11PM

WooPeeA wrote: »

You think that is big? Look at that one!! :eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DsaXfNgQZ4

Holy moly its batspider!:pac:

antodeco · 02-09-2008 10:40PM

Spider that was just in front of me watching TV

*adele* · 03-09-2008 12:44AM

Why do I read these threads...

Twee. · 03-09-2008 01:01AM

My mate has been complaining about a particularly large spider in her house. We named it Pospiden...

Spiders On Steroids

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