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Would you RATHER thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    if loves not involved, then the millionaire so you could at least buy happiness


    vinegar in a cut on your lip or in a cut on your leg?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,208 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    lips i guess

    eat cat poop or watch your parents have sex (no orphan excuses)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Parents don't have sex, silly! :rolleyes:

    Shag Mary Harney or shag the actress who plays Pat Butcher in Eastenders?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,208 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    well i think i already said i'd shag mary above so :(

    have prison sex or do mary harney


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Depends entirely on who the prison sex was with! :pac:

    Go without sex forever or go without food for a week?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Depends entirely on who the prison sex was with! :pac:

    Go without sex forever or go without food for a week?
    Go without food for a week, nothing to think about!!

    Would you rather your gf cheated on you with another woman or with a man?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Woman! I'd be too turned on to care! :D

    Shag a very ugly person of the opposite sex or shag a very attractive person of the same sex?

    (If you're gay, switch the words "opposite" and "attractive". If you're bisexual, don't answer! :D)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    Very attractive of the same.

    Would you rather smoke an entire pack of cigarettes in one sitting, or drink an entire case of beer in one sitting?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Lol, I don't smoke or drink beer. But that much beer would probably give me alcohol poisoning, whereas one pack of fags probably wouldn't do a whole lot of damage. So I'll say cigarettes.

    Would you rather be blind or be castrated?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Castaration - *saw documentry on it last night supposedly all d rage in some countrys

    Strung up on a tree covered in marmalade in a jungle with millions of horrid creatures buzzing about!

    or

    Strung up with a fish hook by your genitals for a shorter time period?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,208 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    mmm maralade

    stuck on a desert island all alone or stuck there with an extremely ugly person you'd never want to shag


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Ugly person = food.

    Would you rather be hatefully remembered or forgotten about completely? (and no "I don't care coz I'm dead" option! :D)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Hatefully remembered!
    Poor and happy or wealthy and miserable?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    It's impossible to be wealthy and miserable - money buys happiness, y'see! :)

    Live without television or live without music?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    TV, easy.

    Live without music or without the Internet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,208 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    i probably use the internet more

    never eat meat again or become a cannibal


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    cannibal

    live until you're old and feeble or die within the next year?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    MMmmmm feeble I think - pending on conditions

    Scrambled eggs with nice fresh brown bread or yogeurt for breakfast ??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    awhh I hate eggs.....and yoghurts...

    I'll go.... yoghurt.


    dying of thirst after a night out, only options are
    sour milk or a semi fluffy tomato


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    semi fluffly tomato... you can remove the fluff somewhat


    yore ma or yore da


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    My Da - :rolleyes:

    Lose a foot or a hand lets say d hand least used!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭Keggers


    Foot because in a few years I'll have it replaced with a bionic foot that can do my work for me:cool::cool:

    Drink serving flamingos or drink serving ducks


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