Would you RATHER thread

God Of Radio

Answer above you and then throw out one of your own!

Would you rather have no cell phone access for a week or no internet for a week?

Gimme the internet and keep the phone. Couldn't survive. I am a loser.

Answer, then add your question.

whiskeyman

no phone.


Daddy or Chips?

Turd Ferguson

Chips!


Sammy Hagar or David Lee Roth?

suckslikeafox

Roth

Extreme cold or extreme heat?

Keggers

Extreme Cold

Rabid Mongoose or Bisons with Wings

suckslikeafox

Bisons with wings

Star Wars or Star Trek

gandhi123

star wars


heres a tough one:
be raped (analy) with a pizza cutter or have sex wit yore ma?

:pac::pac:

ashyle

I'm an orphan.



Shark attack or loads of pecking rabid birds attack

suckslikeafox

Sharks are way cooler

Take it from behind or shag a dog?

KnifeWRENCH

take it from behind! Lol

Listen to an entire Daniel O'Donnell album or watch a whole movie starring Rob Schneider?

star-pants

daniel o'donnell cuz at least you could do something else at the same time


a burn or a slice of a knife?

whiskeyman

a burn please.

Gary Glitter or Michael Jackson to babysit your kids*?




*If you haven't any, imagine you've 3 lovely little yokes...

star-pants

Michael Jackson

have maggots clean out your wound or slice off the offending flesh?

racso1975

Maggots

chew woolly jumper or chew a ball of cotton wool

KnifeWRENCH

chew woolly jumper (I do that occasionally)

Look after your children while on holiday, or abandon them to go to a tapas bar?

LolaLuv

I don't have any, am I excluded?

Watch 24 hours of Mary Tyler Moore reruns or listen to every Mandy Moore cd?

Ghost Train

mandy moore would be over quicker

leave crappy job or try to get sacked

superfly

leave crappy job

screw Mary Harney or chew arm off?

Ghost Train

screw it i suppose

run down the sreet naked or walk

KnifeWRENCH

^^ that implies that if I walk I'm not naked. So I'll walk :P

Die young or live forever?

Ghost Train

everyone wants to live forever

walk into a lampost or a walk into a wall

KnifeWRENCH

I don't wanna live forever! Oh and lampost. (walls are rough)

Give up alcohol or give up masturbating?

LolaLuv

Alcohol, would still have weed.

Give up chocolate or ice cream?

Ghost Train

chocolate

get stuck with small penis or take chance and be hit by a bus

randylonghorn

well, I don't want to be stuck with eolhc so I guess I'll have to take a chance!

Heading on a date, wear old man y-fronts or go commando?

star-pants

as a girl I'll assume 'granny panties' or commando
I'll go panties

kiss a wino or kiss a donkey? (on the lips)

Jet Black

Kiss wino..... Think Im alergic to donkeys...

Shag your ma or shag your da

edgesgirl

also an orphan

be temporarily invisible or temporarily invincible

collywolly123

invisible ALWAYS!!

marry for money or marry for love?

star-pants

no question, marry for love!

have to work a day topless or bottomless?

edgesgirl

topless no hassles

marry a boring millionaire or a brilliant starving artist

star-pants

if loves not involved, then the millionaire so you could at least buy happiness


vinegar in a cut on your lip or in a cut on your leg?

Ghost Train

lips i guess

eat cat poop or watch your parents have sex (no orphan excuses)

KnifeWRENCH

Parents don't have sex, silly! :rolleyes:

Shag Mary Harney or shag the actress who plays Pat Butcher in Eastenders?

Ghost Train

well i think i already said i'd shag mary above so

have prison sex or do mary harney

KnifeWRENCH

Depends entirely on who the prison sex was with! :pac:

Go without sex forever or go without food for a week?

randylonghorn

square_igloo wrote: »

Depends entirely on who the prison sex was with! :pac:

Go without sex forever or go without food for a week?

Go without food for a week, nothing to think about!!

Would you rather your gf cheated on you with another woman or with a man?

KnifeWRENCH

Woman! I'd be too turned on to care!

Shag a very ugly person of the opposite sex or shag a very attractive person of the same sex?

(If you're gay, switch the words "opposite" and "attractive". If you're bisexual, don't answer! )

LolaLuv

Very attractive of the same.

Would you rather smoke an entire pack of cigarettes in one sitting, or drink an entire case of beer in one sitting?

KnifeWRENCH

Lol, I don't smoke or drink beer. But that much beer would probably give me alcohol poisoning, whereas one pack of fags probably wouldn't do a whole lot of damage. So I'll say cigarettes.

Would you rather be blind or be castrated?

pseudonym1

Castaration - *saw documentry on it last night supposedly all d rage in some countrys

Strung up on a tree covered in marmalade in a jungle with millions of horrid creatures buzzing about!

or

Strung up with a fish hook by your genitals for a shorter time period?

Ghost Train

mmm maralade

stuck on a desert island all alone or stuck there with an extremely ugly person you'd never want to shag

KnifeWRENCH

Ugly person = food.

Would you rather be hatefully remembered or forgotten about completely? (and no "I don't care coz I'm dead" option! )

pseudonym1

Hatefully remembered!
Poor and happy or wealthy and miserable?

KnifeWRENCH

It's impossible to be wealthy and miserable - money buys happiness, y'see!

Live without television or live without music?

LolaLuv

TV, easy.

Live without music or without the Internet?

Ghost Train

i probably use the internet more

never eat meat again or become a cannibal

KnifeWRENCH

cannibal

live until you're old and feeble or die within the next year?

pseudonym1

MMmmmm feeble I think - pending on conditions

Scrambled eggs with nice fresh brown bread or yogeurt for breakfast ??

star-pants

awhh I hate eggs.....and yoghurts...

I'll go.... yoghurt.


dying of thirst after a night out, only options are
sour milk or a semi fluffy tomato

shoelaceface

semi fluffly tomato... you can remove the fluff somewhat


yore ma or yore da