Would you RATHER thread

star-pants

if loves not involved, then the millionaire so you could at least buy happiness


vinegar in a cut on your lip or in a cut on your leg?

Ghost Train

lips i guess

eat cat poop or watch your parents have sex (no orphan excuses)

KnifeWRENCH

Parents don't have sex, silly! :rolleyes:

Shag Mary Harney or shag the actress who plays Pat Butcher in Eastenders?

Ghost Train

well i think i already said i'd shag mary above so

have prison sex or do mary harney

KnifeWRENCH

Depends entirely on who the prison sex was with! :pac:

Go without sex forever or go without food for a week?

randylonghorn

square_igloo wrote: »

Depends entirely on who the prison sex was with! :pac:

Go without sex forever or go without food for a week?

Go without food for a week, nothing to think about!!

Would you rather your gf cheated on you with another woman or with a man?

KnifeWRENCH

Woman! I'd be too turned on to care!

Shag a very ugly person of the opposite sex or shag a very attractive person of the same sex?

(If you're gay, switch the words "opposite" and "attractive". If you're bisexual, don't answer! )

LolaLuv

Very attractive of the same.

Would you rather smoke an entire pack of cigarettes in one sitting, or drink an entire case of beer in one sitting?

KnifeWRENCH

Lol, I don't smoke or drink beer. But that much beer would probably give me alcohol poisoning, whereas one pack of fags probably wouldn't do a whole lot of damage. So I'll say cigarettes.

Would you rather be blind or be castrated?

pseudonym1

Castaration - *saw documentry on it last night supposedly all d rage in some countrys

Strung up on a tree covered in marmalade in a jungle with millions of horrid creatures buzzing about!

or

Strung up with a fish hook by your genitals for a shorter time period?

Ghost Train

mmm maralade

stuck on a desert island all alone or stuck there with an extremely ugly person you'd never want to shag

KnifeWRENCH

Ugly person = food.

Would you rather be hatefully remembered or forgotten about completely? (and no "I don't care coz I'm dead" option! )

pseudonym1

Hatefully remembered!
Poor and happy or wealthy and miserable?

KnifeWRENCH

It's impossible to be wealthy and miserable - money buys happiness, y'see!

Live without television or live without music?

LolaLuv

TV, easy.

Live without music or without the Internet?

Ghost Train

i probably use the internet more

never eat meat again or become a cannibal

KnifeWRENCH

cannibal

live until you're old and feeble or die within the next year?

pseudonym1

MMmmmm feeble I think - pending on conditions

Scrambled eggs with nice fresh brown bread or yogeurt for breakfast ??

star-pants

awhh I hate eggs.....and yoghurts...

I'll go.... yoghurt.


dying of thirst after a night out, only options are
sour milk or a semi fluffy tomato

shoelaceface

semi fluffly tomato... you can remove the fluff somewhat


yore ma or yore da

pseudonym1

My Da - :rolleyes:

Lose a foot or a hand lets say d hand least used!!

Keggers

Foot because in a few years I'll have it replaced with a bionic foot that can do my work for me:cool::cool:

Drink serving flamingos or drink serving ducks