Whats the best way to make 5000 in one month?

carsey · 31-08-2008 01:28AM #1

im in a bit of a bind and need to make 5000 euro in one month would prefer not to go to the bank for a loan as i allready have one out,
anyone have any suggestions or am i doomed?

Kiera · 31-08-2008 01:32AM

If you're hot you could sell your body?

Ruu_Old · 31-08-2008 01:32AM

Sell your kidney and/or other body part on the black market.

Adam · 31-08-2008 01:32AM

busk

FruitLover · 31-08-2008 01:32AM

Pimpin' like ma daddy

Basq · 31-08-2008 01:34AM

I'll give you 5000 euro.. but since you have no collateral, I'm gonna have to break your legs in advance.

** grabs bat **

Now, let's do this thing!

Havermeyer · 31-08-2008 01:34AM

Balaclava+gun+bank+getaway car=profit.

biko · 31-08-2008 01:35AM

Get together with a few lads, have a laugh and a brilliant plan to rob a casino in Las Vegas.
Get some Minis to drive around in.
Or am I getting this mixed up?

deaddonkey · 31-08-2008 01:48AM

Kiera wrote: »

If you're hot you could sell your body?

yeah you can make a lot of money through that little hole

Sherifu · 31-08-2008 01:56AM

Kiera wrote: »

If you're hot you could sell your body?

+1 for rent boy. Enjoy your aids.

Simi · 31-08-2008 02:02AM

You could whore yourself out to 50 fat chicks for 100 bucks a piece. Or 5 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks a piece! Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay

s14driftking · 31-08-2008 02:05AM

Simi wrote: »

You could whore yourself out to 50 fat chicks for 100 bucks a piece. Or 5 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks a piece! Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay

brillant:D

ciano1 · 31-08-2008 02:08AM

Sell Blood and Semen

rossie1977 · 31-08-2008 02:09AM

Simi wrote: »

You could whore yourself out to 50 fat chicks for 100 bucks a piece. Or 5 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks a piece! Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay

damn i was gonna use that quagmire quote

Adam · 31-08-2008 02:10AM

rossie1977 wrote: »

damn i was gonna use that quagmire quote

i knew it was familiar...cheap simi

Pride Fighter · 31-08-2008 02:17AM

Gamble.

wyndham · 31-08-2008 08:30AM

Walk through Dolphins Barn of an evening and you may find a bag of cash on the ground. Theres usually a few lying around there.

KnifeWRENCH · 31-08-2008 09:42AM

E-mail some rich gullible person (let's call him Mr.Thick) claiming you are a Nigerian solicitor whose wealthy client recently passed away.
You need somewhere to store the client's $99,000,000,000,000,000,000 and Mr.Thick's bank account is the perfect place for it.
All Mr.Thick has to do is give you ALL of his bank details and he will receive 50% of the cash.

It's so believable I can guarantee he'll fall for it.

EDIT: Mr. Thick is rather a crappy unoriginal name. (unlike the idea itself, which is revolutionary and ingenious) Feel free to come up with a better name.

gixerfixer · 31-08-2008 10:23AM

Get a job

ewj1978 · 31-08-2008 10:30AM

gixerfixer wrote: »

Get a job

PLease do enlighten me as to where I can get a job that pays €5000 per month... :pac:

Try buying heroin then sell it buy more then sell it continue till Local dealer attempts to kill you aand then run to spain and live like a Dude!

Dardania · 31-08-2008 10:40AM

Learn how to count cards (blackjack bringing down the house style)

Why ya need 5k faster than anyone else?

antodeco · 31-08-2008 10:57AM

Buy fruity loops and become bass hunter.

javaboy · 31-08-2008 11:01AM

Go on Dragon's Den and tell them about your fantastic new invention Steorn. Tell them you can't actually demonstrate it working but that you want a shedload of money anyway. Play them off against each other too. That always pays more.

Caoimhín · 31-08-2008 11:26AM

Prostitute yourself.

Blackjack · 31-08-2008 11:32AM

Dardania wrote: »

Learn how to count cards (blackjack bringing down the house style)

Leave me outa this!

Kiera · 31-08-2008 11:32AM

caoibhin wrote: »

Prostitute yourself.

Oh how didnt anyone else think of that?

mike65 · 31-08-2008 11:34AM

Stick a tenner on a 6 race accu at the Curragh today. Okay maybe best not.

Mike

Caoimhín · 31-08-2008 11:37AM

ewj1978 wrote: »

PLease do enlighten me as to where I can get a job that pays €5000 per month...!

Civil service?

You dont have to actually work either. Just show up and be a pain in the arse to members of the public.

shenanigans1982 · 31-08-2008 11:40AM

Just rent out and disney movie where they need to raise money because their school/ clubhouse is getting closed down and they will give you an idea. The normal one is normally a naked car wash but with the Irish weather I dunno if that is a valid idea.

And remember once you have the 5000 the evil person in your situation will try and claim that you came up with it too late or will try some underhanded trick to close down your school....but things will be ok in the end.

SV · 31-08-2008 11:41AM

Honestly?

Sell drugs, quickest way to make 5grand in a month..you'll make it without even trying.
Make about 30grand if ya do it any way serious.*

*I endorse none of this.

Dub13 · 31-08-2008 11:44AM

If you have 50 euro go into a Paddy Power shop and put it on Martin King to be the next Host of The Late Late Show.You can get him @ 100/1.

I have insider info,don't tell many people.:cool:

Whats the best way to make 5000 in one month?

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