Cougars

looking4advice · 30-08-2008 07:49PM #1

Hi all

I was out last night in town. Went into Cafe en Seine (sorry I know) for a mates birthday. Anyway long story short, there was this oldish one standing a couple of feet away from us and we kept catching each others eye. There was definitely a lot of flirting going on from a distance. Unfortunately I left at 12 to go to a house party. The thing was that this one must have been in her late 30's, early forties but was quite the little minx. To be honest I didnt have the cojones/dutch courage to go over to her and in any case I knew I would be leaving earlyish.
Really regretting it now cos I'd always fancy a cougar to show me some tricks!!! Anyone else had any success with the older ladies?

brianthebard · 30-08-2008 08:00PM

All you need to know about cougars

Karoma · 30-08-2008 08:14PM

First poster to answer with 'yes...yore ma...', etc. wins a ban.

source · 30-08-2008 08:16PM

Karoma wrote: »

First poster to answer with 'yes...yore ma...', etc. wins a ban.

awwwww you're no fun

amacachi · 30-08-2008 08:16PM

Damn.

thefinalstage · 30-08-2008 08:21PM

Edited to save myself from being banned.

Also, I am not gay merely gay

ejmaztec · 30-08-2008 08:22PM

Probably a drag queen. Would have shown you a thing and two. :eek:

Collie D · 30-08-2008 08:23PM

Karoma wrote: »

First poster to answer with 'yes...yore ma...', etc. wins a ban.

Now that's modding. More of this please.

WTF is a cougar? I was expecting stories of mountain lions. Crap thread

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 30-08-2008 08:25PM

Karoma wrote: »

First poster to answer with 'yes...yore ma...', etc. wins a ban.

Karo's Ma

mumhaabu · 30-08-2008 09:27PM

Your Mother Tbh!

Aodan83 · 30-08-2008 09:48PM

You moved from a wildlife thread to older women pretty quickly there OP. Less of the misleadin titles like.

Terry · 30-08-2008 10:16PM

mumhaabu wrote: »

Your Mother Tbh!

Banned.

Carsinian Thau · 31-08-2008 12:07AM

Karoma wrote: »

First poster to answer with 'yes...yore ma...', etc. wins a ban.

Could we make this an "After Hours" policy? Please? Or any poster to do so gets a ban? (we should be fair about this sort of thing!).

OP, no, I have never had any sort of success with the older ladies. Primarily because I haven't tried.

Anto McC · 31-08-2008 12:14AM

Is a cougar otherwise known as a MILF?

Carsinian Thau · 31-08-2008 12:20AM

Anto McC wrote: »

Is a cougar otherwise known as a MILF?

Sometimes, but a MILF has to have children while a Cougar doesn't have to.

Also, Cougar implies older woman but it is possible to get young(er) MILFs.

The_Minister · 31-08-2008 12:21AM

For those who don't know, a couger is an older woman who preys on younger men.

AFAIK, society has not created a name for older men who go for younger women.

Anto McC · 31-08-2008 12:22AM

The_Minister wrote: »

AFAIK, society has not created a name for older men who go for younger women.

They are usually called Perverts to be honest

Stupid as it is.

aidan24326 · 31-08-2008 12:25AM

looking4advice wrote: »

Really regretting it now cos I'd always fancy a cougar to show me some tricks!!! Anyone else had any success with the older ladies?

A what? Never heard them called that before. Please use the correct terminology in your thread titles! Hot older woman = MILF.

EDIT: just saw The Minister's explanation of what a cougar is, never heard that word used before, sure I'll know next time.

*off out to stand around at the bar in Brown's Hotel and wait for one...*

Kiera · 31-08-2008 12:26AM

aidan24326 wrote: »

A what? Never heard them called that before. Please use the correct terminology in your thread titles! Hot older woman = MILF.

Ah but a cougar might not be a mom!

aidan24326 · 31-08-2008 12:30AM

Kiera wrote: »

Ah but a cougar might not be a mom!

I know but we'll call her that anyway for the lack of a better word! How about STBAMAIFH?

Carsinian Thau · 31-08-2008 12:31AM

aidan24326 wrote: »

STBAMAIFH

Dare I ask?

Anto McC · 31-08-2008 12:32AM

To be honest if i pull one, i'm not asking her if she's a cougar or a milf. I'll know if when we get back to hers the first thing she says to me inside the house is "Shusshhh"

TequilaMockingBird · 31-08-2008 12:36AM

The_Minister wrote: »

AFAIK, society has not created a name for older men who go for younger women.

Lol. Society tends to call them "Men". Bizarre creature tbh...

Kiera · 31-08-2008 12:36AM

I have 3 words for you cougar/milf lovers - Pink Sock Brigade!!

Anto McC · 31-08-2008 12:38AM

Kiera wrote: »

I have 3 words for you cougar/milf lovers - Pink Sock Brigade!!

I'm really out of the loop but what the hell?

Kiera · 31-08-2008 12:40AM

Think about it!

Anto McC · 31-08-2008 12:43AM

Kiera wrote: »

Think about it!

Do i have too? It's just it's late, i'm tired and thinking isn't really my strong suit.

Ok,what could it be????

brianthebard · 31-08-2008 12:43AM

Kiera wrote: »

I have 3 words for you cougar/milf lovers - Pink Sock Brigade!!

You're giving men too much credit if you think they'll be put off by anything but menopause...unless you are referring to menopause???

Kiera · 31-08-2008 12:49AM

brianthebard wrote: »

You're giving men too much credit if you think they'll be put off by anything but menopause...unless you are referring to menopause???

No i'm not refering to the menopause.

Anto McC · 31-08-2008 12:50AM

Right Kiera i gave it thought and i still don't know, so now that i look like a complete idiot to everyone on boards can you please tell me?

WoollyRedHat · 31-08-2008 12:52AM

The_Minister wrote: »

For those who don't know, a couger is an older woman who preys on younger men.

AFAIK, society has not created a name for older men who go for younger women.

A jaguar surely?

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