Cougars

looking4advice

Hi all

I was out last night in town. Went into Cafe en Seine (sorry I know) for a mates birthday. Anyway long story short, there was this oldish one standing a couple of feet away from us and we kept catching each others eye. There was definitely a lot of flirting going on from a distance. Unfortunately I left at 12 to go to a house party. The thing was that this one must have been in her late 30's, early forties but was quite the little minx. To be honest I didnt have the cojones/dutch courage to go over to her and in any case I knew I would be leaving earlyish.
Really regretting it now cos I'd always fancy a cougar to show me some tricks!!! Anyone else had any success with the older ladies?

brianthebard

All you need to know about cougars

Karoma

First poster to answer with 'yes...yore ma...', etc. wins a ban.

source

Karoma wrote: »

First poster to answer with 'yes...yore ma...', etc. wins a ban.

awwwww you're no fun

amacachi

Damn.

thefinalstage

Edited to save myself from being banned.

Also, I am not gay merely gay

ejmaztec

Probably a drag queen. Would have shown you a thing and two. :eek:

Collie D

Karoma wrote: »

First poster to answer with 'yes...yore ma...', etc. wins a ban.

Now that's modding. More of this please.

WTF is a cougar? I was expecting stories of mountain lions. Crap thread

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Karoma wrote: »

First poster to answer with 'yes...yore ma...', etc. wins a ban.

Karo's Ma

mumhaabu

Your Mother Tbh!

Aodan83

You moved from a wildlife thread to older women pretty quickly there OP. Less of the misleadin titles like.

Terry

mumhaabu wrote: »

Your Mother Tbh!

Banned.

Carsinian Thau

Karoma wrote: »

First poster to answer with 'yes...yore ma...', etc. wins a ban.

Could we make this an "After Hours" policy? Please? Or any poster to do so gets a ban? (we should be fair about this sort of thing!).

OP, no, I have never had any sort of success with the older ladies. Primarily because I haven't tried.

Anto McC

Is a cougar otherwise known as a MILF?

Carsinian Thau

Anto McC wrote: »

Is a cougar otherwise known as a MILF?

Sometimes, but a MILF has to have children while a Cougar doesn't have to.

Also, Cougar implies older woman but it is possible to get young(er) MILFs.

The_Minister

For those who don't know, a couger is an older woman who preys on younger men.

AFAIK, society has not created a name for older men who go for younger women.

Anto McC

The_Minister wrote: »

AFAIK, society has not created a name for older men who go for younger women.

They are usually called Perverts to be honest

Stupid as it is.

aidan24326

looking4advice wrote: »

Really regretting it now cos I'd always fancy a cougar to show me some tricks!!! Anyone else had any success with the older ladies?

A what? Never heard them called that before. Please use the correct terminology in your thread titles! Hot older woman = MILF.

EDIT: just saw The Minister's explanation of what a cougar is, never heard that word used before, sure I'll know next time.

*off out to stand around at the bar in Brown's Hotel and wait for one...*

Kiera

aidan24326 wrote: »

A what? Never heard them called that before. Please use the correct terminology in your thread titles! Hot older woman = MILF.

Ah but a cougar might not be a mom!

aidan24326

Kiera wrote: »

Ah but a cougar might not be a mom!

I know but we'll call her that anyway for the lack of a better word! How about STBAMAIFH?

Carsinian Thau

aidan24326 wrote: »

STBAMAIFH

Dare I ask?

Anto McC

To be honest if i pull one, i'm not asking her if she's a cougar or a milf. I'll know if when we get back to hers the first thing she says to me inside the house is "Shusshhh"

TequilaMockingBird

The_Minister wrote: »

AFAIK, society has not created a name for older men who go for younger women.

Lol. Society tends to call them "Men". Bizarre creature tbh...

Kiera

I have 3 words for you cougar/milf lovers - Pink Sock Brigade!!

Anto McC

Kiera wrote: »

I have 3 words for you cougar/milf lovers - Pink Sock Brigade!!

I'm really out of the loop but what the hell?

Kiera

Think about it!

Anto McC

Kiera wrote: »

Think about it!

Do i have too? It's just it's late, i'm tired and thinking isn't really my strong suit.

Ok,what could it be????

brianthebard

Kiera wrote: »

I have 3 words for you cougar/milf lovers - Pink Sock Brigade!!

You're giving men too much credit if you think they'll be put off by anything but menopause...unless you are referring to menopause???

Kiera

brianthebard wrote: »

You're giving men too much credit if you think they'll be put off by anything but menopause...unless you are referring to menopause???

No i'm not refering to the menopause.

Anto McC

Right Kiera i gave it thought and i still don't know, so now that i look like a complete idiot to everyone on boards can you please tell me?

WoollyRedHat

The_Minister wrote: »

For those who don't know, a couger is an older woman who preys on younger men.

AFAIK, society has not created a name for older men who go for younger women.

A jaguar surely?

brianthebard

Kiera wrote: »

No i'm not refering to the menopause.

So you meant saggy gee?

Kiera

brianthebard wrote: »

So you meant saggy gee?

Nicely put, Brian. Correct

Anto McC

Jaysis, where'd you get pink sock from saggy gee. I mean i can see where but it's a bit of a stretch (pardon the pun) all the same. Why didn't you just say they'd have gee's like handbags or it'd be like throwing a sausage down O'Connell street?

brianthebard

Kiera wrote: »

Nicely put, Brian. Correct

I aim to please, no matter what age...

aidan24326

Carsinian Thau wrote: »

Dare I ask?

Soon To Be A Mom When I, you know...

And I have, ahem, anecdotal evidence that some pink socks do in fact fit very snugly.

brianthebard wrote:

I aim to please, no matter what age...

That's the spirit Brian, keep up that attitude and you'll go far!!

Quazzie

the term cougar comes from a programme called 'how I met your mother' a YouTube search should show it

brianthebard

I prefer the video I posted as the first reply.

pablomakaveli

Ah older women can be fairly sexy in fairness. They have a confidence and maturity that can be quite attractive. im only 20 so id love to be seduced by a cougar (although in fairness if she was good lookin enough shed have to do very little seducing) shed be able to teach a few tricks as well i bet

Carsinian Thau

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

the term cougar comes from a programme called 'how I met your mother' a YouTube search should show it

Wouldn't the show have just used the term?
I remember the episode in question though and the other characters didn't know what he meant by it so maybe they invented it.