Michael jackson is 50 today

Chong · 29-08-2008 12:34PM

WindSock wrote: »

Michael its your birthday
And God bless you this day
You gave me the gift of a little sister
And I'm proud of you today

Michael its your birthday
Happy birthday Michael
Michael its your birthday
Happy birthday Lisa

I wish you love and goodwill
I wish you PRAISE and joy
I wish you better than your heart desires
And your first kiss from a boy

Lisa its your birthday
Happy birthday Lisa
Lisa its your birthday
Happy birthday Lisa

Yeah!
Im not bothering to replace all the Lisa's With Michaels as you can see

LEGEND I LOL'ed.

useful_contacts · 29-08-2008 12:35PM

Wincest is best! wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ2tbneVvJU

He may fondle little boys in beds, but there is no denying he made some pretty awesome music.

LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FYI = not a peado

jackbutler · 29-08-2008 12:37PM

Mick's music is incredible.

Don't care about anything else

HAPPY BDAY BBZ

KnifeWRENCH · 29-08-2008 12:46PM

I could write a big "Happy Birthday" message but it's not like he's ever gonna read it. (If he does have an a/c on Boards I'd be well impressed)

He made some great music, and I don't think he's a paedo. But he is an absolute fcuking nutjob.

Gone West · 29-08-2008 01:13PM

Ah heee heee HEEEE!

Hes definetly a Paedo, but damn they are some good tunes!

The Master · 29-08-2008 01:17PM

Happy birthday MJ

Crack open some Jesus juice
get yourself an 8 year old
and let the duck butter flow!

Phototoxin · 29-08-2008 01:31PM

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -- HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

gratz wakko

Hes definetly a Paedo, but damn they are some good tunes!

aint that libel as he was never convicted ?

KnifeWRENCH · 29-08-2008 01:35PM

This has made me think: Michael Jackson's 50 today, Madonna was 50 earlier this month and Prince was 50 in June. They have millions and millions of albums sold between them.

Yet my Mam, who will be 50 in December, has not sold one single record in her life! Fecking useless so she is.

suckslikeafox · 29-08-2008 01:38PM

Michael is innocent!

Well kinda.....but f*ck it, he is still the king of pop

javaboy · 29-08-2008 01:39PM

square_igloo wrote: »

Yet my Mam, who will be 50 in December, has not sold one single record in her life! Fecking useless so she is.

What's a record? Some kind of potato? Tapes are the way of the future!

AckwelFoley · 29-08-2008 01:42PM

Jacko lived for a few weeks only 10 mins away frm my house near moate at grouse lodge studios 2 years ago when he was doing some recordings with Will.i.am

oh, and terry..what are you implying about the snyper!?

:pac:

fakearms123 · 29-08-2008 01:42PM

he definitely is a Charlie Chester, he slept in the same bed with kids when he was 40! come on! I mean seriously!

KnifeWRENCH · 29-08-2008 01:46PM

javaboy wrote: »

What's a record? Some kind of potato? Tapes are the way of the future!

Pfft. You can't play these new-fangled "taped cassettes" on the gramaphone.

You young whippersnappers today with your Furby's and your iced-cream and your unprotected sex. Oh I despair.

_feedback_ · 29-08-2008 01:53PM

snyper wrote: »

Jacko lived for a few weeks only 10 mins away frm my house near moate at grouse lodge studios 2 years ago when he was doing some recordings with Will.i.am

oh, and terry..what are you implying about the snyper!?

:pac:

True.

He arrived in the cinema in Mullingar one night too, and gave yer man that sold his kids popcorn a tip of €100!

AckwelFoley · 29-08-2008 01:55PM

that wasnt a tip.

that was for drip shakin his pecker in the jacks

JP Liz · 29-08-2008 02:03PM

Happy Birthday

thelordofcheese · 29-08-2008 03:00PM

i'm waiting for Degsy to come in screaming in incoherent rage

Pompey Magnus · 29-08-2008 03:03PM

A computer reconstruction of what Jacko would have looked like at 50 without messing himself up with surgery:

Pic

He would have been a good looking bloke, shame it all went wrong.

dlofnep · 29-08-2008 03:09PM

Yes, 50 years of badness!

shoelaceface · 29-08-2008 03:33PM

50 today!! its only fair if i say what my folks say and possibly every other almost pensioner in the world..................

he's nearly 51 now!

AckwelFoley · 29-08-2008 07:14PM

thelordofcheese wrote: »

i'm waiting for Degsy to come in screaming in incoherent rage

O RLY?

Degsy hates Mick?

Dark Artist · 29-08-2008 09:56PM

I'm actually a huge fan, he's the best! Happy 50th birthday MJ.

ScumLord · 30-08-2008 02:31AM

Dark Artist wrote: »

I'm actually a huge fan, he's the best! Happy 50th birthday MJ.

Are you a huge fan of his pedophilia or the music? This thread is all over the place so I just want to be sure of whats whats.

Dark Artist · 30-08-2008 02:45AM

Well in all fairness, the 12 people that know most about his so-called pedophilia decided he wasn't a pedophile so I'm gonna say his music.

AckwelFoley · 30-08-2008 02:49AM

No ted, it was the 20 million dollars he gave jordie chandler after fillin that young lad up with booze and seminal fluid

Dark Artist · 30-08-2008 02:54AM

20 million which dad then conveniently put to use to make the movie Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Theres a recorded phone convo anyway that most people don't know about, or just don't want to know about.

ScumLord · 30-08-2008 02:58AM

Dark Artist wrote: »

Well in all fairness, the 12 people that know most about his so-called pedophilia decided he wasn't a pedophile

Thats what happens when you put a load of pedophiles in the same room.

Michael jackson is 50 today

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