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Michael jackson is 50 today

  • 29-08-2008 8:57am
    #1
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭


    Happy birthday mick.
    Nobody wants to admit they secretly still love your music, while they moonwalk onto the club floor when billy jean comes on

    *grabs crotch* he he hoooh!


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  • #2
    Steve_o
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    He's brilliant....er...music wise of course...

    <_<
    >_>

    :D

    Happy Birthday ya musical genius weirdo!


  • #3
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Snyper is a fan of Michael Jackson's work.

    Who'd a thunkit?


  • #4
    fakearms123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    me and mick are so similar, we are like two peas in a 8 year olds anus


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Happy B day ya durtyyyyyyyyyy fecker


  • #6
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Although he's 50 today, he told his servants.

    'I feel like a little kid'


    So they brought him a bus load...


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  • #7
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQLZmGybUXU


    .o> **** YEAH


  • #8
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    You're only as young as the _ _ _ you feel. :eek: Answers on a postcard.


  • #9
    Epic Tissue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Epic Tissue


    javaboy wrote: »
    You're only as young as the _ _ _ you feel. :eek: Answers on a postcard.

    car


  • #10
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Epic Tissue wrote: »
    car

    It's good but it's not the one.


  • #11
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    It looks like the answer to this thread is yes, yes it will. Just as long as it can sing and dance.


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  • #12
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    javaboy wrote: »
    You're only as young as the _ _ _ you feel. :eek: Answers on a postcard.

    dog/cat/hen/ram....oh...wait ...wrong forum :o


  • #13
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    ScumLord wrote: »
    It looks like the answer to this thread is yes, yes it will. Just as long as it can sing and dance.

    You also need to be expert at grabbing crotch.


  • #14
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    javaboy wrote: »
    You also need to be expert at grabbing crotch.
    Obviously, you can't even get an interview for pedo school without a good foundation in crotch grabbing.


  • #15
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    MJ is awesome. I want to be just like the 'guy' both musically and personally!


  • #16
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    anniehoo wrote: »
    dog/cat/hen/ram....oh...wait ...wrong forum :o

    Sorry wrong sexual dysfunction.


  • #17
    boogle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    Poor old Michael. When he's 70 I imagine he'll be like that pervy old man from Family Guy. Mmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmm


  • #18
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    You know, I saw the title of this thread and I was going to move it to the celeb forum. Then I saw who started it and decided to leave it here because of the paedo jokes.


  • #19
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    €50 says it will turn into an "is he or isn't he a paedo?" fight.


  • #20
    Winters
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ2tbneVvJU


    He may fondle little boys in beds, but there is no denying he made some pretty awesome music.


  • #21
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Terry wrote: »
    You know, I saw the title of this thread and I was going to move it to the celeb forum. Then I saw who started it and decided to leave it here because of the paedo jokes.

    A sensible decision I reckon. This thread would be wasted on the celeb forum.


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  • #22
    MIN2511
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    Apparently he wore pyjamas and bedroom slippers to celebrate turning 50!:eek::eek:



    Is he black or white? I wonder when filling forms that say race does he go "black" maybe "white" or maybe he would say "others!"
    :D


  • #23
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    The lads music is so great he should be able to get away with whatever he wants tbh


  • #24
    Winters
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    If he would make hits again like he used to, people would happily supply him with children.


  • #25
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    FunkZ wrote: »
    The lads music is so great he should be able to get away with whatever he wants tbh

    By contrast Gary Glitter's music was just awful so they chucked him in prison.

    Pete Townshend only looked at the pitchers plus the Who were damn good so he got off reasonably lightly too.


  • #26
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Wincest is best! wrote: »
    If he would make hits again like he used to, people would happily supply him with children.

    Chicken or egg tbh. Maybe they are his muses (musii :confused:).


  • #27
    rvd156
    Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭rvd156


    He is a legend TBH....

    You all know it....

    heee heee....

    You gotta be startin' something....:D:D


  • #28
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Michael its your birthday
    And God bless you this day
    You gave me the gift of a little sister
    And I'm proud of you today

    Michael its your birthday
    Happy birthday Michael
    Michael its your birthday
    Happy birthday Lisa

    I wish you love and goodwill
    I wish you PRAISE and joy
    I wish you better than your heart desires
    And your first kiss from a boy

    Lisa its your birthday
    Happy birthday Lisa
    Lisa its your birthday
    Happy birthday Lisa

    Yeah!
    Im not bothering to replace all the Lisa's With Michaels as you can see


  • #29
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    WindSock wrote: »
    Michael its your birthday
    ...
    And your first kiss from a boy
    ...
    Im not bothering to replace all the Lisa's With Michaels as you can see

    First kiss from a boy. Probably no need to wish that for him.


  • #30
    Honey-ec
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,844 ✭✭✭Honey-ec


    WindSock wrote: »
    Im not bothering to replace all the Lisa's With Michaels as you can see

    Why that's just lazy - hang thy head in shame


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  • #31
    _feedback_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    javaboy wrote: »
    First kiss from a boy. Probably no need to wish that for him.

    First consensual kiss from a boy so ......


  • #32
    Chong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,679 ✭✭✭Chong


    WindSock wrote: »
    Michael its your birthday
    And God bless you this day
    You gave me the gift of a little sister
    And I'm proud of you today

    Michael its your birthday
    Happy birthday Michael
    Michael its your birthday
    Happy birthday Lisa

    I wish you love and goodwill
    I wish you PRAISE and joy
    I wish you better than your heart desires
    And your first kiss from a boy

    Lisa its your birthday
    Happy birthday Lisa
    Lisa its your birthday
    Happy birthday Lisa

    Yeah!
    Im not bothering to replace all the Lisa's With Michaels as you can see
    LEGEND I LOL'ed.


  • #33
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Wincest is best! wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ2tbneVvJU


    He may fondle little boys in beds, but there is no denying he made some pretty awesome music.
    LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FYI = not a peado


  • #34
    jackbutler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭jackbutler


    Mick's music is incredible.

    Don't care about anything else

    HAPPY BDAY BBZ


  • #35
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    I could write a big "Happy Birthday" message but it's not like he's ever gonna read it. (If he does have an a/c on Boards I'd be well impressed)

    He made some great music, and I don't think he's a paedo. But he is an absolute fcuking nutjob.


  • #36
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    Ah heee heee HEEEE!

    Hes definetly a Paedo, but damn they are some good tunes!


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  • #37
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Happy birthday MJ

    Crack open some Jesus juice
    get yourself an 8 year old
    and let the duck butter flow!


  • #38
    Phototoxin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭Phototoxin


    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -- HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    gratz wakko


    Hes definetly a Paedo, but damn they are some good tunes!

    aint that libel as he was never convicted ?


  • #39
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    This has made me think: Michael Jackson's 50 today, Madonna was 50 earlier this month and Prince was 50 in June. They have millions and millions of albums sold between them.

    Yet my Mam, who will be 50 in December, has not sold one single record in her life! Fecking useless so she is.


  • #40
    suckslikeafox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭suckslikeafox


    Michael is innocent!



    Well kinda.....but f*ck it, he is still the king of pop


  • #41
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    square_igloo wrote: »
    Yet my Mam, who will be 50 in December, has not sold one single record in her life! Fecking useless so she is.

    What's a record? Some kind of potato? Tapes are the way of the future!


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  • #42
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Jacko lived for a few weeks only 10 mins away frm my house near moate at grouse lodge studios 2 years ago when he was doing some recordings with Will.i.am

    oh, and terry..what are you implying about the snyper!?

    :pac:


  • #43
    fakearms123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭fakearms123


    he definitely is a Charlie Chester, he slept in the same bed with kids when he was 40! come on! I mean seriously!


  • #44
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    javaboy wrote: »
    What's a record? Some kind of potato? Tapes are the way of the future!

    Pfft. You can't play these new-fangled "taped cassettes" on the gramaphone.

    You young whippersnappers today with your Furby's and your iced-cream and your unprotected sex. Oh I despair.


  • #45
    _feedback_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    snyper wrote: »
    Jacko lived for a few weeks only 10 mins away frm my house near moate at grouse lodge studios 2 years ago when he was doing some recordings with Will.i.am

    oh, and terry..what are you implying about the snyper!?

    :pac:

    True.

    He arrived in the cinema in Mullingar one night too, and gave yer man that sold his kids popcorn a tip of €100!


  • #46
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    that wasnt a tip.

    that was for drip shakin his pecker in the jacks


  • #47
    JP Liz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,588 ✭✭✭JP Liz


    Happy Birthday


  • #48
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    i'm waiting for Degsy to come in screaming in incoherent rage


  • #49
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    A computer reconstruction of what Jacko would have looked like at 50 without messing himself up with surgery:

    Pic

    He would have been a good looking bloke, shame it all went wrong.


  • #50
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Yes, 50 years of badness!


  • #51
    shoelaceface
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    50 today!! its only fair if i say what my folks say and possibly every other almost pensioner in the world..................


    he's nearly 51 now!


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