whats the funniest football chants you ever heard

Dues Bellator · 27-08-2008 11:34PM #1

i really like the liverpool fans one ,he,s quick he,s red, he talks like father ted ,robbie keane, robbie keane pure class.

they also had this not so good one .he,s big he,s dutch we like him very much westervelt ,westervelt ...........cringe

ive loads more just tought id get the thread started

Nalz · 28-08-2008 12:04AM

dont blame it on carra, dont blame on hyypia, dont blame it on dudek

blame it on traore

he just cant
he just cant
he just cant control his feet

_blank_ · 28-08-2008 12:05AM

@ Derry City fans

What's it like to, what's it like to, what's it like to have a queen, what's it like to have a queen.

@ Refer Alal Kelly

Does your mother, does your mother, does your mother do your hair, does your mother do your hair?

KdjaCL · 28-08-2008 12:17AM

Pats fans to the tune of Karma Chameleon

Dessie Dessie Dessie Byrne he comes and goes he comes and goes.

kdjac

oobydooby · 28-08-2008 12:26AM

shit Dublin suburb, you're just a shit Dublin suburb...:rolleyes:

_blank_ · 28-08-2008 12:29AM

KdjaCL wrote: »

Pats fans to the tune of Karma Chameleon

Dessie Dessie Dessie Byrne he comes and goes he comes and goes.

kdjac

:eek:

Soccer posters to kdjac to the tune of Karma Chameleon.

Kdjac Kdjac Kdjac Kdjac Kdjac Kdjac Kdjac The Mo-oh-oh-oh-od, where have you been, where have you beeee-eee-eeen.

KdjaCL · 28-08-2008 12:30AM

Des wrote: »

:eek:

Soccer posters to kdjac to the tune of Karma Chameleon.

Kdjac Kdjac Kdjac Kdjac Kdjac Kdjac Kdjac The Mo-oh-oh-oh-od, where have you been, where have you beeee-eee-eeen.

afk?

kdjac

Boggles · 28-08-2008 12:31AM

There is one that tops them all, explained from wikipedia.

After it was reported in the press that Goram had a mild form of schizophrenia, fans responded with a chorus of "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams" This chant quickly gained popularity, and became the title of a book documenting humorous football chants

_blank_ · 28-08-2008 12:32AM

Small town in Munster, you're just a small town in Munster.

Two Liam Kearneys, there's only two Liam Kearneys.

20 Times 20 Times · 28-08-2008 12:33AM

KdjaCL wrote: »

Pats fans to the tune of Karma Chameleon

Dessie Dessie Dessie Byrne he comes and goes he comes and goes.

kdjac

you certainly come and and gooooooooooooooooooo

20 Times 20 Times · 28-08-2008 12:37AM

Very simple , after the maxi episode.

Burn baby burn

few years ago , in my season ticket days we used to sing :
There's only one Bobby Petta
He was ****e now he's better
We took him to mass
He's now masterclass
Walking in a Petta wonderland

20 Times 20 Times · 28-08-2008 12:42AM

Chelsea to Norwich. We're Owned by Abramovich, Your owned by an evil witch!
Norwich to Chelsea. We're Owned by a master cook, Your own by a Russian Crook!

Insect Overlord · 28-08-2008 12:43AM

"Cheer up Kevin Keegan, [originally Peter Reid ]
Oh what can it mean
To a sad Geordie b@stard and a
Crap football team?"

The Stretford End gave that one a good blast against the Toon recently, for all the good it did us...

_blank_ · 28-08-2008 12:47AM

It's "shíte football team".

Insect Overlord · 28-08-2008 01:06AM

Des wrote: »

It's "shíte football team".

My apologies, that is correct. It's just I was 13 the first time I heard it, the fella who chanted it must've toned it down for the school yard!

So, yeah, I've always thought of it with the other word used instead.

OPENROAD · 28-08-2008 01:28AM

Arsenal fans to Frank Lampard.

http://www.fanchants.com/football-videos/arsenal-v-villa-rocket-pub-went-to-lift-frank-lampard/

_blank_ · 28-08-2008 01:33AM

OPENROAD wrote: »

Arsenal fans to Frank Lampard.

http://www.fanchants.com/football-videos/arsenal-v-villa-rocket-pub-went-to-lift-frank-lampard/

Actually, the Arsenal fans to Ashley Cole one is pretty funny too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES5EWE_CLVk

OPENROAD · 28-08-2008 01:35AM

Des wrote: »

Actually, the Arsenal fans to Ashley Cole one is pretty funny too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES5EWE_CLVk

The old bloke sitting behind that chap does not look that impressed

_blank_ · 28-08-2008 01:38AM

OPENROAD wrote: »

The old bloke sitting behind that chap does not look that impressed

lol, I was going to stick that in my post.

It's great at the end of the video where the whole crew behind him is singing.

Look for the mother and son a bit behind the old dude too. I don't think the woman knows what to be doing.

Edit : You can't beat a good old offensive chant at football, imo. Obvioulsy not racism but anything designed to put the opposing player off is fair game. I spent a whole half abusing a player once, screaming my head off at him, calling him every name under the sun, he was a winger and he was very obviously drifting away from me as the game wore on, it was great. I even got a few laughs from his own bench.

I met the same player in a bar later in the season and asked him if he remembered it. "Christ, what did I do to that lad, murder his family?" was his reaction "I'd love to meet him" he said.

When I told him he just had, he started laughing his head off and shook my hand. Top bloke.

OPENROAD · 28-08-2008 01:41AM

Des wrote: »

Look for the mother and son a bit behind the old dude too. I don't think the woman knows what to be doing.

Just saw that, think he is asking his mother what they are singing about

She doesn't know where to look.

Our away support is far more vocal then home support, suppose that is the same for most teams.

TedKelly · 28-08-2008 01:52AM

Man City fans singing...... " We all live in a Robbie Fowler house, a robbie fowler house, a robbie fowler house " to the tune of yellow submarine is class.

Xavi6 · 28-08-2008 01:57AM

City fans -

"A wanker and his brother,
Made love to one another,
Sucked c*ck just like the mother,
The Neville family"

Love this one from last season -

"We don't need no Phil Scolari,
We don't need no Mourinho,
HEY THAKSIN!
Leave our Sven alone"

grenache · 28-08-2008 01:57AM

''Ah ah Ah Azerbaiiijaaan, Azerbaiiiijaaan, yeah yeah'' sung to the tune of 'Hey Jude' by Forest fans towards the Cardiff fans after Wales had been beaten by Azerbaijan the previous Wed nite.

Dues Bellator · 28-08-2008 02:04AM

you have got to see the yanks wind up celtic supporters in the states, shower of idiots but kinda funny lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDfnKzXzK7Q

Publin · 28-08-2008 02:08AM

Some that spring to mind:

"Who needs Abramovich, we sold our football pitch"
Also, "Six-fingered banjo players" - same tune

"We're from Dublin and we're better, than you,
we're from Dublin and we're better, than you,
we're better than you, we're better than you,
we're from Dublin and we're better than you"

"Singh when we're winning, we bring on Singh when we're winning" (upon Harpal Singh coming on as a sub when we're cruising to victory).

Dues Bellator · 28-08-2008 02:13AM

he,s big he,s flash he smokes the crack and hash ferdinand , ferdinand......... city supporters city v man u , was in sticthes in the away end.

Xavi6 · 28-08-2008 02:15AM

Actually, my favourite one of ever has to be the one we always sang at Tolka to Brian Kerr -

"Brian Kerr's a wanker, he wears a wanker's hat,
When Jayo went to Poland he didn't fancy that,
He played an English bastard but Clinton couldn't score,
He's just a Pats knacker, f*ck off to Inchicore!"

It was especially great when Kerr was in the ground. An all time classic!

Publin · 28-08-2008 02:39AM

Xavi6 wrote: »

Actually, my favourite one of ever has to be the one we always sang at Tolka to Brian Kerr -

"Brian Kerr's a wanker, he wears a wanker's hat,
When Jayo went to Poland he didn't fancy that,
He played an English bastard but Clinton couldn't score,
He's just a Pats knacker, f*ck off to Inchicore!"

It was especially great when Kerr was in the ground. An all time classic!

Reminds me of the one during the friendly -v- Sunderland

Roy Keane is a traitor, he wears a traitors hat,
When he was brought to Saipan, he didn't fancy that,
He could have played for Ireland in Korea and Japan,
But he's just an English b*stard and he's not an Irish man" :cool:

A few more that I've remembered:
(To the tune of The Beautiful South - Rotterdam)
"This could be Tolka Park, the RDS, Dalymount or Milltown
Cause Rovers will play anywhere,
Cause they've no f*cking home,
They've no f*cking home".

This one also:
"Ernie Crawford, he's our friend,
He's our friend, he's our friend
Ernie Crawford, he's our friend
He hates Rovers

Dig him up to kill some more,
Kill some more, kill some more,
Dig him up to kill some more,
He hates Rovers"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Crawford

One Cold Hand · 28-08-2008 02:48AM

'He's small, he's quick, he's got a massive dick,
Ashley Younggggggggg!!!'

Villa fans after a story emerged about Young waving his slong around on the net!

Xavi6 · 28-08-2008 02:49AM

Publin wrote: »

Reminds me of the one during the friendly -v- Sunderland

Roy Keane is a traitor, he wears a traitors hat,
When he was brought to Saipan, he didn't fancy that,
He could have played for Ireland in Korea and Japan,
But he's just an English b*stard and he's not an Irish man" :cool:

:eek: How have I not heard that before?! My new favourite!

Always a funny one at Dalyer -

"Hill, Hill, Davey, Davey Hill
He's got no hair but we don't care
Davey, Davey Hill"

The countdown for the amount of years since Rovers won the league is great, culminating in "X years and won fuck all, doo da, doo da"

Mr.Nice Guy · 28-08-2008 02:55AM

(To the tune of Monster)

"What's that coming out of your sock, is it your ankle? Is it your ankle?"

I believe this chant was by Villa fans a few matches after the Eduardo horror tackle.

Probably not one I could bring myself to sing as I'd fear the karma but I did LOL.

whats the funniest football chants you ever heard

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