Funniest stories about giving directions!

quoteunquote · 27-08-2008 01:14PM

Two American tourists came up to me once and asked "Excuse me, could you point me in the direction of zero zero L.A."

Took me a while to cop that they were talking about Oola.

Collie D · 27-08-2008 01:18PM

snyper wrote: »

Hi, do you know a good place for a family to eat after 9 pm?

Yea, sure do.. go up there pass the central bank and there is a place called the George.
There is alot of eating there after 9..

Main dish served.. choice of 2... sausage or prawn

Enjoy your stay in the emerald Isle my english friends.

Ah, many a marauding stag party was sent in that direction.

Call Me Jimmy · 27-08-2008 01:22PM

I'll never forget this one.

I was walking down the main road in my small town in the north of Dublin heading for home when this car slows down in front of me and the guy driving it gestured to me. I went over to the window and he rolled it down, he says, "How do I get to Murray's Pub from here?" to which I replied "ah it's just around the corner there, straight up there and to the right".

So yer man says, "ah thanks a lot", then he pulls off in the right direction and I continued walking home! Priceless!

justindublin · 27-08-2008 02:52PM

Rat Race!

Brilliant scene with Whoopi Goldberg and Kathy Bates...

"You should have bought a squirrel!"

Ah gold! :rolleyes:

Funniest stories about giving directions!

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