Whats the laziest thing you've done?

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 21-08-2008 05:51PM

Almost starved coz there was no edible substance in the house and the shop was the whole way across the road

truecrippler · 21-08-2008 06:11PM

Went on holidays to Amsterdam two years ago. I had a terrible hangover on the plane and still when I got off it. We got a taxi to our hotel and really couldn't be arsed to move because was exceptionally lazy/dying that day. I pretended I was crippled and had my friends tell the people I left my wheelchair at the airport so the people at the hotel came out with an emergency wheel chair and got wheel'd into the hotel.

Ah man, fun fun fun fun times. Was a laugh when they saw me stumbling in locked that very night *slur* its a miracle *slur*.

mobius42 · 21-08-2008 07:41PM

Flojo wrote: »

Same here. I also ring people in my house and ask them to make tea.

We set up an IRC server in our place so that we could tell the guy next to the kitchen to turn the kettle or toaster on without having to use our phones! All we need now is to hook the kettle up to a computer somehow and make it automatic. Maybe something like this:http://www.uberreview.com/2005/09/netbsd-controlled-toaster.htm

Wossack · 21-08-2008 08:02PM

got sick out the side of my bed before - on to some college notes I was studying in bed the week before for my finals

just pushed them under the bed when I got up in the morning...

IvaBigWun · 21-08-2008 08:02PM

This thread is worrying.

Once stayed in bed for 3 days after a particularly mad 3 week holiday.

But still, this thread is worrying

abitlonely · 21-08-2008 08:36PM

o.o i've done several of the things mentioned incl. throwing out plates.
also
played incomplete piano chords
not looking for copper when charged €10.02 in a shop (still got 10 back)
not roidin the oh
letting some annoying dvd menu music torment me all night

connundrum · 21-08-2008 08:42PM

abitlonely wrote: »

letting some annoying dvd menu music torment me all night

Oh yeah, I've done this. The Last Samurai (sp?) dvd music was in my head for days after I let it play all night once. The remote was under my jumper on the floor.

judas101 · 21-08-2008 08:48PM

abitlonely wrote: »

letting some annoying dvd menu music torment me all night

a pain i know all too well.

there's a certain series of family guy where in the menu a really loud gun noise goes off every 3 or 4 mins. i'd always nod off and get woken by *zappp-zap-kablammo!* that was a long night

abitlonely · 21-08-2008 08:58PM

judas101 wrote: »

there's a certain series of family guy where in the menu a really loud gun noise goes off every 3 or 4 mins.

Been there.
Fr. Ted's as bad - "Tea, anyone?" followed by squeaky door.

Linoge · 21-08-2008 09:01PM

Sean_K wrote: »

Been there.

I've also taken taxis for what are about 15 minute walks.

Thats nothing! I once got a taxi from Flannery's to Coppers! Those were the days. Oh, and not sure if this is lazy or stupid but I once pressed snooze on my phone every 10 minutes between 7 and 11 am instead of opening my eyes to see how to turn it off - college

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 21-08-2008 09:06PM

I once mildly paradoxed myself by putting forward thought and planning into my laziness, stole a big stack of plastic glasses from a club because i knew it meant I wouldn't have to wash a glass or cup for ages

FruitLover · 21-08-2008 09:07PM

...

...nah, can't be arsed.

gcgirl · 21-08-2008 09:43PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i once had three 2 litre bottles of coke full of piss beside my bed because i was too lazy to go down the stairs. they only dissapeared when the brothers wife voluntered to clean the room for me. im much better now, i just piss out the window

My son actualy does that esp in the car in to a coke bottle !! He is 4 !! Boys for you

Turd Ferguson · 21-08-2008 09:45PM

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/slams face into keyboard

Thomas_S_Hunterson · 21-08-2008 10:56PM

gcgirl wrote: »

My son actualy does that esp in the car in to a coke bottle !! He is 4 !! Boys for you

:eek:
I know this is afterhours....but that's not something to be encouraged

Mrs_Doyle · 21-08-2008 11:05PM

connundrum wrote: »

I just wandered out to the back yard for a slash because I couldn't be arsed walking all the way upstairs.

:eek: You filthy, dirty, fecker!!!!!!!!!!! That's MY back garden you pissed in!!!

What if I just shat in the bin cos I couldn't be arsed going upstairs????????????? How would you like that?

PullMyFinger! · 21-08-2008 11:09PM

Try and top this:

I have various tabs open here, including a great movie site called rlslog.net. Now; when Im on the page and I want to refresh the homepage, instead of taking a millisecond to scroll up and hit the top left banner to refresh I hit my "rlslog.net" shortcut tab on the top left instead :cool:

Mr WibbleWobble · 21-08-2008 11:10PM

I admit to peeing in the sink

Frisbee · 21-08-2008 11:12PM

Came home after a night on the piss and gave up half way through a w@nk just coz I really wasnt arsed...

DenMan · 21-08-2008 11:12PM

While partying in Malta I slept in a cave one night because it was getting too dark to swim back and the bus to Valetta had stopped running for the night. A very enjoyable experience as it was very warm. The actual club was inside the cave as it had been converted. Got woken up by the early fishing trawlers and coast guard patrol. Great times.

jester77 · 21-08-2008 11:18PM

Seems to be a common theme running here, so I'll stick with it.

Not sure if I'd class this as multitasking or being lazy, having a piss in the sink while grabbing a fresh beer from the fridge. Saves 2 trips & a wander upstairs!

hunter164 · 21-08-2008 11:21PM

Frisbee wrote: »

Came home after a night on the piss and gave up half way through a w@nk just coz I really wasnt arsed...

He's the winner.

trout · 21-08-2008 11:22PM

jester77 wrote: »

Seems to be a common theme running here, so I'll stick with it.

Not sure if I'd class this as multitasking or being lazy, having a piss in the sink while grabbing a fresh beer from the fridge. Saves 2 trips & a wander upstairs!

For maximum efficiency, next time piss WHILE you are drinking ... you may still piss in the sink if that's handy, or else do it lying down.

Marz66 · 22-08-2008 12:34AM

Was supposed to get ready for a night out after college at my bf's house but left my bag with all my clothes and makeup at my house that morning,about 12 miles away. Instead of getting the bus out to my house and back again to get my stuff, decided to buy an entire new outfit in town - top, skirt, boots, lingerie, makeup, everything!!

22-08-2008 12:38AM

Lay in our hammock on the boat during this quiet sunny afternoon with nothing else better to do than drink a cool one and key this reply.

rainbow kirby · 22-08-2008 01:18AM

Have eaten takeaways several days in a row because I couldn't be arsed walking the 15 minutes from my old apartment to the shops to buy something for the dinner.

I've also made plans several times to do things during the day, but then woken up at 3pm and said "**** that".

TheTubes · 22-08-2008 09:29AM

back in college the toilet in our house was blocked,
instead of geting it fixed we kept using it till it was full.
when it was full, instead of walking to the pub for a sh1t,
we did it in the garden.
we each had our own corner.
Mine was by the tree.

happy days.

gogglebok · 22-08-2008 01:25PM

abitlonely wrote: »

letting some annoying dvd menu music torment me all night

Arf! I've done that. Bloody Inspector Morse.

dbnavan · 22-08-2008 02:14PM

Got bus, two stops down the road, litterly a five minute walk, couldnt be arsed walking

nice1franko · 22-08-2008 03:00PM

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Lay in our hammock on the boat during this quiet sunny afternoon with nothing else better to do than drink a cool one and key this reply.

you ****ing bastard

i'd give my left one to be doing that right now

Whats the laziest thing you've done?

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