Whats the laziest thing you've done?

connundrum

I just wandered out to the back yard for a slash because I couldn't be arsed walking all the way upstairs.

After a night out I've often got sick into any container in the vicinity of my bed the next morning. Actually I've done that a few times

I try not to be lazy, but sometimes putting the effort in just doesn't make sense.

Go-Go-Gadget

fell down the steps one night after a night out, so lazy i sat up, contemplated the idea of going to my lovely warm bed and decided against is because there was a flight of stairs in the way, laid back down and went to sleep uncomfortably on the tile floor.

JangoFett

One time after I dropped a glass and it smashed and I actually reached for "Apple + Z" the Mac version of Ctrl + z

ejmaztec

this

skelliser

we have a t.v. in the kitchen.
One day I attempted to change the t.v. channel with the end of a broomstick because the remote was broken.
prodded around the channel up button, promptly broke it and now you can only go down channels!

ENN0

Took a piss in the bin cause the stairs was too much effort!!

admiralofthefleet

i once had three 2 litre bottles of coke full of piss beside my bed because i was too lazy to go down the stairs. they only dissapeared when the brothers wife voluntered to clean the room for me. im much better now, i just piss out the window

KnifeWRENCH

Yeah I lazily took a piss in the garden before.
And our house is a bungalow, so I guess I'm super lazy!
The back door just happened to be closer than the bathroom.

DenMan

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i once had three 2 litre bottles of coke full of piss beside my bed because i was too lazy to go down the stairs. they only dissapeared when the brothers wife voluntered to clean the room for me. im much better now, i just piss out the window

Straight shootin from the admiral. Fantastic stuff. Nice one sir.

Neamhshuntasach

I ate my budgie alive. I wasn't in the humor waiting for a chicken to cook and poor aul Joey was the closest thing to resemble one.

Ruu_Old

I order pizza online, phone is just out of arms reach. ;_; Really though, Dominos have a pizza tracker that tells you who prepares, bakes and delivers your pizza.

darkman2

'What's the laziest thing you've done?'


Nothing?

Adam

Her on top.

baglady

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i once had three 2 litre bottles of coke full of piss beside my bed because i was too lazy to go down the stairs. they only dissapeared when the brothers wife voluntered to clean the room for me. im much better now, i just piss out the window

you're havin a laugh

Twee.

After being very sick in the stage area at Benicassim festival I made it back to my tent (two rooms and a bit in the middle). I undressed, had my water beside me, just got cosy and I had to be sick again. Unzipped the door and vommed straight in the communal part of the tent and zipped back up again. Soz mates.

MagicMarker

I've ordered and waited an hour for a pizza from a place thats about 50 yards away from my apartment. It also cost almost $10 more when you take into account the deal i ordered is not for deliveries + delivery cost + tip for the driver.

hussey

watch neighbours when I can't find the remote rather than manually change channels

Oh I also did Yore Ma, she was pretty lazy .. or asleep either way she was like a dead fish

FlutterinBantam

Was watching a film in the lounge and had a super ripe "King Edward" beatin at the sphinct.

Rather than go upstairs for a dump, got a JC Savages plastic bag and unloaded into that,piss as well, and left it at the side of the sofa for the duration.
About ten-fifteen minutes from the end my oh came in and I couldn't get rid of the bag.so stuffed it under the cushions with a knot.Saw her sniffing the air,and told her the cat must have dropped a load somewhere.

Could be still there for all I know.

gino85

rang my mother from upstairs to ask her to make me my dinner, was too lazy to shout down to her

nice1franko

Sat down on the toilet for piss even though I'm a bloke.

Thomas_S_Hunterson

nice1franko wrote: »

Sat down on the toilet for piss even though I'm a bloke.

Been there.

I've also taken taxis for what are about 15 minute walks.

Fratton Fred

Ruu wrote: »

I order pizza online, phone is just out of arms reach. ;_; Really though, Dominos have a pizza tracker that tells you who prepares, bakes and delivers your pizza.

Order it through the TV remot, you don't even have to walk to the computer then.

Knightfall

Have asked my mam/gf to hand me the remote from 2 feet away so that I don't have to get up out of the chair. Too comfy!!

Mahatma coat

Couple of years ago I was drivin back from the farm in me car, gota flat tyre on the edge of Brisbane, Rather than change the tyre I called for a Taxi to take me home and sent 2 of my labourers out to get the car the next day.

course I also piss of the Balcony into the Garden, but hey whodosent?

Wagon

Took a piss in my front garden because the toilet was inside.

jebuz

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i once had three 2 litre bottles of coke full of piss beside my bed because i was too lazy to go down the stairs. they only dissapeared when the brothers wife voluntered to clean the room for me. im much better now, i just piss out the window

I think thats the funniest thing I've ever read on boards, and I don't laugh much, maybe 3 times a year...

You know those mini kelloggs cereals, its easier if you just pour milk into the bag containing the cereral and then eat out of the box, thats what I do anyway.

Splinter

Ruu wrote: »

I order pizza online, phone is just out of arms reach. ;_; Really though, Dominos have a pizza tracker that tells you who prepares, bakes and delivers your pizza.

ordering online ftw. just a few quicks and pizza is on the way

Quazzie

nice1franko wrote: »

Sat down on the toilet for piss even though I'm a bloke.

I always do that. Ya never know when ya might need to use the other option.

Femelade

I rang my sister who was down stairs to come up to my room and turn off my light, i was in bed, and couldnt be arsed getting up.

stovelid

Best one doesn't involve me. I was chatting to my friend's mother in her kitchen a few years back, and she got a phone call from her son (19 year old) upstairs to make him a cup of tea...

Apart from that, I've driven to the shop (10 minutes walk away) and waited until I get to work to shower, so I can get an extra few minutes in bed.

bluto63

Talked to ppl in the same house many times on msn cause I'm too lazy to get up to go to them

Feelgood

Wiped my love juice on the curtains a few times cause I was too lazy to walk to the jacks.

Not bothering to pull out

I have a sink in my room strangely enough and there have been a few occasions drunk when the toilet downstairs was just too far. Pity really, never use that sink now for anything since the first time (

Hansel

I failed one subject in the leaving cert several years ago and thought that i'd passed, so i decided that i'd go review the paper and ask for a re-check on the markings. that was fine, except for the fact that when the day came around, i was in the pub, and really couldn't be arsed making my way back to the school to look at the papers. So to this day, it's still marked as a fail on my results, even though I thought I did enough to pass.

Dord

bluto63 wrote: »

Talked to ppl in the same house many times on msn cause I'm too lazy to get up to go to them

I've done that aswell.

Dinter

Who hasn't called in a sick day to avoid having to go to work?

Height of laziness.

Flojo

MagicMarker wrote: »

I've ordered and waited an hour for a pizza from a place thats about 50 yards away from my apartment. It also cost almost $10 more when you take into account the deal i ordered is not for deliveries + delivery cost + tip for the driver.

Same here. I also ring people in my house and ask them to make tea.
I rarely iron my clothes, just never seem to need it..
When I had to tidy my room years ago I used to stuff the clothes into my wardrobe or under my bed. Also just laid the duvet cover on the bed instead of putting it on. Ive gotten a lot better now though

Defenestrate

I bought new packs of boxer shorts cos the close-by laundrette was shut that weekend.

Heisenberg.

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stovelid

The Scientist wrote: »

Back in College i remember just throwing out 4 or 5 plates because it would have been too much effort to wash the encrusted food off them.

Paper plates ftw

AckwelFoley

Sometimes when i tired..
"honey can i have my blowjob now, im not in the mood for sex and 4play, ive an early start in the morn"


tanx luv.

nite nite

Dudess

My mate's sister is too lazy to pick things up so she hoovers them instead - socks and the like...

and2

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Zangetsu

I drive to my mates house ALL the time, he lives about 4/5 doors down, never walk... EVER.

IRISH RAIL

Odd socks cause im just .

baker59

Only read the one liner posts. Paragraphs are way too long.

Thomas_S_Hunterson

Liberal use of internal mail at work...for when I'm too lazy even to use the lifts.;)

Aurora Borealis

Age 12. Took a certain, not too pleasant name* as my confirmation name. Everyone had to do a project on the name they chose and the book on the one I took was only 3 pages long.

Sadly this propensity for avoiding work followed me throughout my formal education.



* Shan't disclose for fear of ridicule and causing offence.

Zangetsu

Its not santa is it!

phasers

I wash myself with a rag on a stick


I'm also too lazy to read the whole thread so obvious joke may already be done

Fad

Aurora Borealis wrote: »

Age 12. Took a certain, not too pleasant name* as my confirmation name. Everyone had to do a project on the name they chose and the book on the one I took was only 3 pages long.

Sadly this propensity for avoiding work followed me throughout my formal education.



* Shan't disclose for fear of ridicule and causing offence.

Go on.


Please.