Whats the laziest thing you've done?

Feelgood · 21-08-2008 10:59AM

Wiped my love juice on the curtains a few times cause I was too lazy to walk to the jacks.

21-08-2008 11:03AM

Not bothering to pull out

I have a sink in my room strangely enough and there have been a few occasions drunk when the toilet downstairs was just too far. Pity really, never use that sink now for anything since the first time

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Hansel · 21-08-2008 11:14AM

I failed one subject in the leaving cert several years ago and thought that i'd passed, so i decided that i'd go review the paper and ask for a re-check on the markings. that was fine, except for the fact that when the day came around, i was in the pub, and really couldn't be arsed making my way back to the school to look at the papers. So to this day, it's still marked as a fail on my results, even though I thought I did enough to pass.

Dord · 21-08-2008 11:26AM

bluto63 wrote: »

Talked to ppl in the same house many times on msn cause I'm too lazy to get up to go to them

I've done that aswell.

Dinter · 21-08-2008 11:30AM

Who hasn't called in a sick day to avoid having to go to work?

Height of laziness.

Flojo · 21-08-2008 11:32AM

MagicMarker wrote: »

I've ordered and waited an hour for a pizza from a place thats about 50 yards away from my apartment. It also cost almost $10 more when you take into account the deal i ordered is not for deliveries + delivery cost + tip for the driver.

Same here. I also ring people in my house and ask them to make tea.
I rarely iron my clothes, just never seem to need it..
When I had to tidy my room years ago I used to stuff the clothes into my wardrobe or under my bed. Also just laid the duvet cover on the bed instead of putting it on. Ive gotten a lot better now though

Defenestrate · 21-08-2008 11:33AM

I bought new packs of boxer shorts cos the close-by laundrette was shut that weekend.

21-08-2008 11:41AM

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stovelid · 21-08-2008 11:48AM

The Scientist wrote: »

Back in College i remember just throwing out 4 or 5 plates because it would have been too much effort to wash the encrusted food off them.

Paper plates ftw

AckwelFoley · 21-08-2008 12:19PM

Sometimes when i tired..
"honey can i have my blowjob now, im not in the mood for sex and 4play, ive an early start in the morn"

tanx luv.

nite nite

Dudess · 21-08-2008 12:24PM

My mate's sister is too lazy to pick things up so she hoovers them instead - socks and the like...

and2 · 21-08-2008 12:40PM

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Zangetsu · 21-08-2008 01:11PM

I drive to my mates house ALL the time, he lives about 4/5 doors down, never walk... EVER.

IRISH RAIL · 21-08-2008 01:12PM

Odd socks cause im just .

baker59 · 21-08-2008 02:22PM

Only read the one liner posts. Paragraphs are way too long.

Thomas_S_Hunterson · 21-08-2008 02:34PM

Liberal use of internal mail at work...for when I'm too lazy even to use the lifts.;)

Aurora Borealis · 21-08-2008 02:55PM

Age 12. Took a certain, not too pleasant name* as my confirmation name. Everyone had to do a project on the name they chose and the book on the one I took was only 3 pages long.

Sadly this propensity for avoiding work followed me throughout my formal education.

* Shan't disclose for fear of ridicule and causing offence.

Zangetsu · 21-08-2008 02:57PM

Its not santa is it!

phasers · 21-08-2008 03:10PM

I wash myself with a rag on a stick

I'm also too lazy to read the whole thread so obvious joke may already be done

Fad · 21-08-2008 03:14PM

Aurora Borealis wrote: »

Age 12. Took a certain, not too pleasant name* as my confirmation name. Everyone had to do a project on the name they chose and the book on the one I took was only 3 pages long.

Sadly this propensity for avoiding work followed me throughout my formal education.

* Shan't disclose for fear of ridicule and causing offence.

Go on.

Please.

sthi · 21-08-2008 03:38PM

cracked one off in the sitting room rather than go upstairs even though there is a high possibility getting caught:D

im_invisible · 21-08-2008 03:42PM

pissed in a bin, instead of walking 15 feet to the toilet,

....that and replying to threads without reading any posts

Loopy · 21-08-2008 03:44PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Was watching a film in the lounge and had a super ripe "King Edward" beatin at the sphinct.

Rather than go upstairs for a dump, got a JC Savages plastic bag and unloaded into that,piss as well, and left it at the side of the sofa for the duration.
About ten-fifteen minutes from the end my oh came in and I couldn't get rid of the bag.so stuffed it under the cushions with a knot.Saw her sniffing the air,and told her the cat must have dropped a load somewhere.

Could be still there for all I know.

skuz bucket

SpookyDoll · 21-08-2008 03:44PM

Get the lift, down, one floor.

Ross_Mahon · 21-08-2008 03:45PM

Waking up and leaving my phone under the pillow and not bothering to go across the room to check it.

Turd Ferguson · 21-08-2008 04:11PM

When I'm in bed and want to shit or piss I shout for my mom, who comes in with a bucket and pushes down on my stomach untill I'm done. She then wipes me and takes it all away...

gogglebok · 21-08-2008 04:19PM

Walking home last night I rang my OH from ten yards away to open the front door, because I couldn't be arsed getting my keys out of my pocket or waiting around after ringing the doorbell.

The shame.

PlayGirl · 21-08-2008 05:03PM

probably not the laziest things iv done, but last night instead of sweeping the clothes from on top of my bed to the floor, i slept in a different room..

and when im on the phone i sometimes put it on loudspeaker 'cause i just wouldnt be bothered to hold it to my ear

shenanigans1982 · 21-08-2008 05:18PM

Phoned my brother who was in a mates house to come up to my house, while he was making his way up I thought of some fake question to ask him and as he was on his way back out I asked him if he could switch off the light because I couldn't bother getting up to do it.

Also slept on the stairs because I couldn't be bothered going to bed.

Watched numerous hours of rubbish TV because I couldn't find the remote and wouldn't get up and turn it off.

Got sick out a the window because bathroom was to far away.

Duff · 21-08-2008 05:33PM

I once pissed out my bedroom window after a night out cus I was too lazy to cross the landing to the bathroom, also the morning after another night out I rang the house fone from my mobile while I was in bed and pretended I was on my way home and asked my mam to put on breakfast for me cus I was too lazy to get out of bed and shout down to her in the kitchen.

Whats the laziest thing you've done?

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