Whats the laziest thing you've done?

connundrum · 21-08-2008 01:16AM #1

I just wandered out to the back yard for a slash because I couldn't be arsed walking all the way upstairs.

After a night out I've often got sick into any container in the vicinity of my bed the next morning. Actually I've done that a few times

I try not to be lazy, but sometimes putting the effort in just doesn't make sense.

Go-Go-Gadget · 21-08-2008 01:20AM

fell down the steps one night after a night out, so lazy i sat up, contemplated the idea of going to my lovely warm bed and decided against is because there was a flight of stairs in the way, laid back down and went to sleep uncomfortably on the tile floor.

JangoFett · 21-08-2008 01:20AM

One time after I dropped a glass and it smashed and I actually reached for "Apple + Z" the Mac version of Ctrl + z

ejmaztec · 21-08-2008 01:27AM

this

skelliser · 21-08-2008 01:29AM

we have a t.v. in the kitchen.
One day I attempted to change the t.v. channel with the end of a broomstick because the remote was broken.
prodded around the channel up button, promptly broke it and now you can only go down channels!

ENN0 · 21-08-2008 01:33AM

Took a piss in the bin cause the stairs was too much effort!!

admiralofthefleet · 21-08-2008 01:36AM

i once had three 2 litre bottles of coke full of piss beside my bed because i was too lazy to go down the stairs. they only dissapeared when the brothers wife voluntered to clean the room for me. im much better now, i just piss out the window

KnifeWRENCH · 21-08-2008 01:40AM

Yeah I lazily took a piss in the garden before.
And our house is a bungalow, so I guess I'm super lazy!
The back door just happened to be closer than the bathroom.

DenMan · 21-08-2008 02:20AM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i once had three 2 litre bottles of coke full of piss beside my bed because i was too lazy to go down the stairs. they only dissapeared when the brothers wife voluntered to clean the room for me. im much better now, i just piss out the window

Straight shootin from the admiral. Fantastic stuff. Nice one sir.

Neamhshuntasach · 21-08-2008 02:29AM

I ate my budgie alive. I wasn't in the humor waiting for a chicken to cook and poor aul Joey was the closest thing to resemble one.

Ruu_Old · 21-08-2008 02:40AM

I order pizza online, phone is just out of arms reach. ;_; Really though, Dominos have a pizza tracker that tells you who prepares, bakes and delivers your pizza.

darkman2 · 21-08-2008 02:42AM

'What's the laziest thing you've done?'

Nothing?

Adam · 21-08-2008 02:45AM

Her on top.

baglady · 21-08-2008 02:56AM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i once had three 2 litre bottles of coke full of piss beside my bed because i was too lazy to go down the stairs. they only dissapeared when the brothers wife voluntered to clean the room for me. im much better now, i just piss out the window

you're havin a laugh

Twee. · 21-08-2008 02:56AM

After being very sick in the stage area at Benicassim festival I made it back to my tent (two rooms and a bit in the middle). I undressed, had my water beside me, just got cosy and I had to be sick again. Unzipped the door and vommed straight in the communal part of the tent and zipped back up again. Soz mates.

MagicMarker · 21-08-2008 03:00AM

I've ordered and waited an hour for a pizza from a place thats about 50 yards away from my apartment. It also cost almost $10 more when you take into account the deal i ordered is not for deliveries + delivery cost + tip for the driver.

hussey · 21-08-2008 03:57AM

watch neighbours when I can't find the remote rather than manually change channels

Oh I also did Yore Ma, she was pretty lazy .. or asleep either way she was like a dead fish

FlutterinBantam · 21-08-2008 08:30AM

Was watching a film in the lounge and had a super ripe "King Edward" beatin at the sphinct.

Rather than go upstairs for a dump, got a JC Savages plastic bag and unloaded into that,piss as well, and left it at the side of the sofa for the duration.
About ten-fifteen minutes from the end my oh came in and I couldn't get rid of the bag.so stuffed it under the cushions with a knot.Saw her sniffing the air,and told her the cat must have dropped a load somewhere.

Could be still there for all I know.

gino85 · 21-08-2008 09:11AM

rang my mother from upstairs to ask her to make me my dinner, was too lazy to shout down to her

nice1franko · 21-08-2008 09:14AM

Sat down on the toilet for piss even though I'm a bloke.

Thomas_S_Hunterson · 21-08-2008 09:20AM

nice1franko wrote: »

Sat down on the toilet for piss even though I'm a bloke.

Been there.

I've also taken taxis for what are about 15 minute walks.

Fratton Fred · 21-08-2008 09:23AM

Ruu wrote: »

I order pizza online, phone is just out of arms reach. ;_; Really though, Dominos have a pizza tracker that tells you who prepares, bakes and delivers your pizza.

Order it through the TV remot, you don't even have to walk to the computer then.

Knightfall · 21-08-2008 09:24AM

Have asked my mam/gf to hand me the remote from 2 feet away so that I don't have to get up out of the chair. Too comfy!!

Mahatma coat · 21-08-2008 09:25AM

Couple of years ago I was drivin back from the farm in me car, gota flat tyre on the edge of Brisbane, Rather than change the tyre I called for a Taxi to take me home and sent 2 of my labourers out to get the car the next day.

course I also piss of the Balcony into the Garden, but hey whodosent?

Wagon · 21-08-2008 10:12AM

Took a piss in my front garden because the toilet was inside.

jebuz · 21-08-2008 10:20AM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i once had three 2 litre bottles of coke full of piss beside my bed because i was too lazy to go down the stairs. they only dissapeared when the brothers wife voluntered to clean the room for me. im much better now, i just piss out the window

I think thats the funniest thing I've ever read on boards, and I don't laugh much, maybe 3 times a year...

You know those mini kelloggs cereals, its easier if you just pour milk into the bag containing the cereral and then eat out of the box, thats what I do anyway.

Splinter · 21-08-2008 10:24AM

Ruu wrote: »

I order pizza online, phone is just out of arms reach. ;_; Really though, Dominos have a pizza tracker that tells you who prepares, bakes and delivers your pizza.

ordering online ftw. just a few quicks and pizza is on the way

Quazzie · 21-08-2008 10:25AM

nice1franko wrote: »

Sat down on the toilet for piss even though I'm a bloke.

I always do that. Ya never know when ya might need to use the other option.

Femelade · 21-08-2008 10:34AM

I rang my sister who was down stairs to come up to my room and turn off my light, i was in bed, and couldnt be arsed getting up.

stovelid · 21-08-2008 10:44AM

Best one doesn't involve me. I was chatting to my friend's mother in her kitchen a few years back, and she got a phone call from her son (19 year old) upstairs to make him a cup of tea...

Apart from that, I've driven to the shop (10 minutes walk away) and waited until I get to work to shower, so I can get an extra few minutes in bed.

bluto63 · 21-08-2008 10:56AM

Talked to ppl in the same house many times on msn cause I'm too lazy to get up to go to them

Whats the laziest thing you've done?

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