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Am I possesed?

  • 20-08-2008 09:28PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭


    I guess I should start off by saying that I'd probably be best described as
    A lapsed Catholic, although probably lapsed Christian is a better phrase, as in
    My honest opinion I will never return to the Catholic Church. I've considered
    Submitting this post to the Paranormal forum but I've never really gone in for
    Any of that stuff.I'm really just looking for some advice and reassurance over
    The things that have happened in the last month or so.

    About six weeks ago I was out drinking with some mates.I got pretty drunk,
    Not something I do regularly anymore. We got chatting to this group of girls,
    Bought a round of drinks etc. One of them was really cute, dark haired with
    Elfin features. When she went out for a smoke I decided to join her.She was
    Extremely friendly, and I thought she was definetly flirting with me.Things
    Looked good and we were chatting away. She told me she was was studying
    Zoology, and that she was an amateur psychic. I jokingly asked her what the
    Exact name of my dead granddad was. She said she was unsure but that she
    Believed it was the same as my full name. I was astounded, because pretty
    Unbelievably she got it exactly right. I asked her was there would she
    Be able to tell me anything about my future. She said she would do a 'reading'

    This is where it starts to get really weird. She took my hands in hers and closed her eyes. I was kinda laughing and joking about it, but a little nervous. Suddenly she opened her eyes and pushed me away. She was really pale and shaking all over. She said that she felt a some kind of presence and pretty much ran off inside without another word. I was in shock really and had another smoke. When I got back inside she had left with one of her mates, and the lads were all asking me what I had done to her. I kind of laughed it off and proceded to get absolutely hammered.

    Since that night I've felt really uneasy and a little weird. I've been sleepwalking, something I haven't done since I was a child. I find time passes really quickly and sometimes there are gaps in the day when I can't remember what I've been doing. I'm starting to think there is something really wrong with me.

    Is it possible I am possessed by an evil spirit or something? Or did that girl do something to me with her 'reading'? What would a priest say if I went to one and told them?


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 Mr WibbleWobble


    Less E more B


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 335 ✭✭cobweb


    Nope doesnt sound like possession you probably just have a spirit attached to you or else she was pulling you leg. If its the spirit you believe you can tell it to go away but it doesnt seem to have donr you any harm probably just wants company or is guiding you


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Phlann


    Is this a joke?

    You got burned, in spectacular and hilarious fashion. :pac:

    It's a real testament to the sturdiness of the male ego that you actually chose to believe that you're possessed, rather than believe that she just didn't like you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭N.O.I.P.


    Aw you're not possessed you just have a superstitious post count


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Whats worrying here is that it stopped you from getting the sweet loving! If you are possessed you need to get it sorted - I'll do it for you if you like? I cant stand ectoplamastic cock blockers!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    You might be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

    Those psychic types tend to fear him for one reason or another.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭hattie-f


    doesnt sound like your possesed...
    im a spiritualist of a sort i have mild powers thant i have yet to learn to harness to use them to their full extent...

    its proberaly an attached spirit or angel as some people call them. They can be deceased family members or friends. Sometimes they stick around you waiting for you to do a task for them that they wished you would do, sometimes its just to watch over you.
    This spirit that scared the woman could have been someone who had a bad past but had no grudges against you.
    an evil spirit will never intrude unless you welcome then even if you dont say it out loud.

    try to block it out and tell it to leave , and although you arnt religious u could try healing crystals. But i would only advise them if you believe in them. If you do i would advise amethyst.
    Good Luck :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    Lol.

    If I was being chatted up by a fugly bird, I'd probably give the age old excuse of 'The spirits are telling me not to allow my throat to be tongue rammed tonight'.

    You can't get angry with a guy who sticks by his religious beliefs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Deceased family members watching over us?

    Even in super secret private time?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Davidius wrote: »
    Deceased family members watching over us?

    Even in super secret private time?

    Lol'd my ass off.

    OP, you got burned. Let's get this straight - some chump comes over, buys a few rounds, starts chatting her up, it's abort time for her so she comes out with an absolutely genius knock-back, and weeks later you're still freaked out. Don't tell any of your friends about this. For your own sake.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Davidius wrote: »
    Deceased family members watching over us?

    Even in super secret private time?

    Especially at super secret private time!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    cobweb wrote: »
    Nope doesnt sound like possession you probably just have a spirit attached to you or else she was pulling you leg. If its the spirit you believe you can tell it to go away but it doesnt seem to have donr you any harm probably just wants company or is guiding you

    You are kidding aren't you?:eek:
    hattie-f wrote: »
    doesnt sound like your possesed...
    im a spiritualist of a sort i have mild powers thant i have yet to learn to harness to use them to their full extent...

    its proberaly an attached spirit or angel as some people call them. They can be deceased family members or friends. Sometimes they stick around you waiting for you to do a task for them that they wished you would do, sometimes its just to watch over you.
    This spirit that scared the woman could have been someone who had a bad past but had no grudges against you.
    an evil spirit will never intrude unless you welcome then even if you dont say it out loud.

    try to block it out and tell it to leave , and although you arnt religious u could try healing crystals. But i would only advise them if you believe in them. If you do i would advise amethyst.
    Good Luck :D

    You are kidding aren't you? :eek:

    Both the above are even more disturbing than the original post.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,178 ✭✭✭Mena


    You're not possesed, that's some crap you saw in a movie. Move along.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Phlann



    Both the above are even more disturbing than the original post.......


    If you found those posts disturbing then do yourself a favour: Don't ever look in the Psychics and Mediums forum!

    They are batsh1t crazy in there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Phlann wrote: »
    If you found those posts disturbing then do yourself a favour: Don't ever look in the Psychics and Mediums forum!

    They are batsh1t crazy in there.

    I had a look a couple of months ago, I'm still laughing hysterically......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,499 ✭✭✭Sabre0001


    I just like the coincedence of the post, the name and the post count (666)! It's original to say the least...

    🤪



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,773 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Is it not obvious to everyone else that the OP wanted a fun, humorous way to make is 666th post. It did make me giggle though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    yep, ye saved that one for right post count!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭pyramuid man


    Also did anyone notice that in the first and second paragraph where the first letter is in capitals it says I AM SATAN BEEZLEBUB.

    Just for the op, Beezlebub is another name for the devil not his surname.
    Stop the bs.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Phlann


    huh, so it does.

    Well done OP.

    I think.

    edit: I'm kind of disappointed though. When I thought he'd gotten burned I was thinking how awesome that chick must have been. Now she doesn't even exist.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭all the stars


    ah, you'll be ok... dont stress too much, its generally the living cause you harm not the dead.

    Im thinking, imagine if you posted this in
    1) psycics - what they'd say
    2) christianity forum...
    3) atheist forum...

    what conflicting opinions you'd get eh? that woulda been worth a read ! :)
    But seen as its here, maybe she was drunk? being with the drinking and all...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭pyramuid man


    Also his tagline is lleh fo sloweb eht

    Has a hint of the simpsons about it, yvan eth nioj


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


    PI tbh :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    No you're not possessed.

    I didn't even have to read your post to know that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 559 ✭✭✭ZygOte


    your possessed indeed, possessed with the presence of.... yore ma!
    shes doesnt want you flirting with harlots in the night :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,025 ✭✭✭slipss


    Wreck wrote: »
    I guess I should start off by saying that I'd probably be best described as
    A lapsed Catholic, although probably lapsed Christian is a better phrase, as in
    My honest opinion I will never return to the Catholic Church. I've considered
    Submitting this post to the Paranormal forum but I've never really gone in for
    Any of that stuff.I'm really just looking for some advice and reassurance over
    The things that have happened in the last month or so.

    About six weeks ago I was out drinking with some mates.I got pretty drunk,
    Not something I do regularly anymore. We got chatting to this group of girls,
    Bought a round of drinks etc. One of them was really cute, dark haired with
    Elfin features. When she went out for a smoke I decided to join her.She was
    Extremely friendly, and I thought she was definetly flirting with me.Things
    Looked good and we were chatting away. She told me she was was studying
    Zoology, and that she was an amateur psychic. I jokingly asked her what the
    Exact name of my dead granddad was. She said she was unsure but that she
    Believed it was the same as my full name. I was astounded, because pretty
    Unbelievably she got it exactly right. I asked her was there would she
    Be able to tell me anything about my future. She said she would do a 'reading'

    This is where it starts to get really weird. She took my hands in hers and closed her eyes. I was kinda laughing and joking about it, but a little nervous. Suddenly she opened her eyes and pushed me away. She was really pale and shaking all over. She said that she felt a some kind of presence and pretty much ran off inside without another word. I was in shock really and had another smoke. When I got back inside she had left with one of her mates, and the lads were all asking me what I had done to her. I kind of laughed it off and proceded to get absolutely hammered.

    Since that night I've felt really uneasy and a little weird. I've been sleepwalking, something I haven't done since I was a child. I find time passes really quickly and sometimes there are gaps in the day when I can't remember what I've been doing. I'm starting to think there is something really wrong with me.

    Is it possible I am possessed by an evil spirit or something? Or did that girl do something to me with her 'reading'? What would a priest say if I went to one and told them?

    Heh, I like your style man, best post I've read on these forums in a long long time.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 202 ✭✭Go-Go-Gadget


    she knew u knew she was faking so she tried to mess with ur head and looks like she succeeded :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    Definitly possessed, maybe by someone's mother?

    I'm sensing a MA close to....YOU....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    I'd like to thank everyone who replied offering me advice and reassurance.
    Less E more B

    I've no idea what this is supposed to mean, can anyone explain it for me?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Less "ehh" more "behh"

    Okay I don't know. Possibly less ecstacy more beer?


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