What evil things did you do as a kid?

ENN0 · 19-08-2008 11:24AM

When I was 6 or 7 I was invited to my cosines birthday(she was 11). Her parents got her a rabbit and I loved to scare to f*&k out of little animals at the time, saw my chance and screamed at the lil rabbit(one those annoying little pre-pubescent boy screams) and the rabbit just fell over...found out it died of a heart attack...boy was I embarrassed!

Another time when I was 13 or 14 I was out some friends skating in an industrial estate when everywhere was closed...and after a few of them egged me on I put a brick through a window, Little did I know that there where people in the building and they came out, I didnt hang around!

A_M101 · 19-08-2008 11:30AM

One hot summer, a stream close to my house dried up. Our neighbours had also done some construction work so I thought that the stream drying up was because of the construction. I sneaked over one day, found the dad's tool kit and buried it on him as punishment.

Besides that I was a pretty good child.

My brother on the other hand was a demon. Used to put me in a laundry basket sitting on my hands, head and feet poking out, so that I was stuck. Then I learned to topple the basket and unlodge myself so he started putting me and basket balancing on the top step of the stairs. Any wobble and down I'd tumble.

jebuz · 19-08-2008 11:34AM

Me and my sister used to stamp on bee's sitting happily on flowers in the grass. We would then pick up the corpses with a clothes peg and put them in the mass bee grave I dug behind the shed. A lot of bee's died back then. We figured we were doing our parents a favour ensuring the back garden was a bee-free zone, now I realise it was a reckless and unecessary loss of life. Sorry.

hunter164 · 19-08-2008 11:44AM

I threw my brother over my back when he was a couple of months.

I've smashed 3 windows in my house/shed.

When I was 11 one of the fellas in school brought in what he claimed to be Sniff and so we spent the day sniffing that up.

I also headbutted through a school window.

I once tormented a girl so much in school I made her cry home to her parents. No wait I done that twice.

Just this year I ruined the other classes mini-company documents.

Quazzie · 19-08-2008 12:07PM

I spit down through the holes in my sisters packet of polo mints just because i knew she wouldn't give me one then watched her eat them. (Aged 5)

I didn't want my parent away on holidays without me so I broke a window at home and cut my arm to make them come home and give out to my sister for not minding me properly. I cut my arm so deep that I nearly bled to death but all I could think on the way to the hospital was that my sister was gonna be in so much trouble (Aged 7)

I gave my female cousin a crew cut on the morning of our first communion thus ruining any picture she was in(Aged 6?)

I opened up a bullet to get to the gunpowder then threw it into an open fire when I couldn't do it properly thus leading to a barrage of pellets flying everywhere. One lodged in a 'friends' leg, he wasn't really my friend so I was happy. (Aged 8)

When being chased I always tripped someone up so they'd be caught, even if it was unnecessary

I used to go to Mass and always sat behind the same kid and used to box him the back when kneeling down, causing him to cry and the get given out to. I later found out his parents were considering sending him to councilling to see why he hated religion so much, but then it suddenly stopped. (my parents brought me to a different church)

I found some paint in my back shed and decided to paint my dads car, causing hundred of pounds worth of damage (aged 7)

I convinced my 'friend' it was ok to masturbate and that it was a common thing and then watched as he done it in class thus resulting in him being nearly expelled (Aged 11)

I really was an evil little C*nt. My wife is pregnant at the moment. Karma is gonna suck big time!

jebuz · 19-08-2008 12:12PM

You sir are the devil

ScumLord · 19-08-2008 12:26PM

On freezing winter days we used to ice the footpaths in our estate and wait for the old fogies to come home from mass.

When the thundercats sticker book came out me and another kid where racing towards getting all the stickers. I was sickened when he completed the book first so I climbed the tree he used to love sitting under looking over his sticker collection. I waited and waited and when he finally showed up and pissed on him.

c - 13 · 19-08-2008 12:33PM

I used to be fairly strong as a kid so it was a regular occurrence to pick up a younger sibling who was pissing me off by the leg and dangle them over a stairs/bridge and threaten to drop them until they were quiet. When they realised I wasnt going to drop them they used to annoy me just so i'd do it ... so that kind of backfired.

My brother pushed me off a very high wall causing me to pull ligaments all up my arm. When they healed I tried to throw him out through the glass panel in the backdoor. Lucky for him it was wired glass.

The parents left the broken pane of glass in the back door for years and if I had a girl over i'd get - "Oh, did c - 13 show you the crack in the glass over there he caused trying to murder his brother ?"

We get on good now though ... most of the time. Not too bad compared to some of the stories here :eek:

Actually based on some of the stories i've heard about my Dad, he was 100 times worse than me too.

boardinwork · 19-08-2008 12:34PM

I put stones down this kids pants one day and then made him eat frog spawn when i was about 5.

When i was about 8, a kid shat himself in class and i kicked him up the ass and told everyone what he had done to himself.

Silenceisbliss · 19-08-2008 12:35PM

hunter164 wrote: »

I threw my brother over my back when he was a couple of months.

I've smashed 3 windows in my house/shed.

When I was 11 one of the fellas in school brought in what he claimed to be Sniff and so we spent the day sniffing that up.

I also headbutted through a school window.

I once tormented a girl so much in school I made her cry home to her parents. No wait I done that twice.

Just this year I ruined the other classes mini-company documents.

oh come on, im sure youve done worse, ur just not thinking hard enough!

I once blew up a tractor aswell. that was the most trouble ive ever ever gotten into. it was harsh. I did learn my lesson. but in my defence, i thought the tractor was abandoned (it was in a field like being used as a gate) and my friend was a bad influence.

fuel still in tank, punctured a hole in bottom of tank with stone, lit fuel...got out of control....we run away...we hear a boom. DONE!

got in so so so much **** for that. I even had to pay 80 punts to the farmer ( which was about €2000 equivialnt to me now), (just thinking of it now...what did my parents have to pay....hmmm)

anyway, jaysus....I really did get in **** for that. like really

ssmith6287 · 19-08-2008 12:41PM

I got suspended from school when i was 15, It happened to be the week of my sisters birthday. Evry card that came in the door, I opened, kept the money, burnt the card

Me and my mate put mustard on a cats ass, twas very funny. All we could see was a black dot running down the road, Unfortunately the road ended, the cat ran straight into the wall, so there was a big red splat on the wall.

I put Veet in my sisters hair about 4 months ago, Im 21 shes 15

she still wears a hat

hunter164 · 19-08-2008 12:42PM

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

oh come on, im sure youve done worse, ur just not thinking hard enough!

I once blew up a tractor aswell. that was the most trouble ive ever ever gotten into. it was harsh. I did learn my lesson. but in my defence, i thought the tractor was abandoned (it was in a field like being used as a gate) and my friend was a bad influence.

fuel still in tank, punctured a hole in bottom of tank with stone, lit fuel...got out of control....we run away...we hear a boom. DONE!

got in so so so much **** for that. I even had to pay 80 punts to the farmer ( which was about €2000 equivialnt to me now), (just thinking of it now...what did my parents have to pay....hmmm)

anyway, jaysus....I really did get in **** for that. like really

I have done worse just it takes hard work to think of them.

I once robbed me Grannies purse and had her chasing me round Artane Castle for it.

The usual things at Halloween throwing rockets and bangers at people.

I'll think of more later.

Silenceisbliss · 19-08-2008 12:44PM

c - 13 wrote: »

My brother pushed me off a very high wall causing me to pull ligaments all up my arm. When they healed I tried to throw him out through the glass panel in the backdoor. Lucky for him it was wired glass.

The parents left the broken pane of glass in the back door for years and if I had a girl over i'd get - "Oh, did c - 13 show you the crack in the glass over there he caused trying to murder his brother ?".

Thats BRILLIANT. really, fantastic. luv it!

c - 13 wrote: »

Actually based on some of the stories i've heard about my Dad, he was 100 times worse than me too.

YA, same here, except with my grandad. im from belgium, so then is my grandad. WW2, plenty of bullets and easy to get guns all over the place, he was like 8 i think at the time, himself and his brother had found a gun and some bullets, they were messing with it, seemingly my grandads turn to "play" with it, they were being childish, fought over who gets to play with it next, grandad shoots his brother in the leg by "accident".... the scars are on my great uncles leg, he has to tell us every time he sees us nearly.

still though, i think its fair funny.

Silenceisbliss · 19-08-2008 12:45PM

ssmith6287 wrote: »

I got suspended from school when i was 15, It happened to be the week of my sisters birthday. Evry card that came in the door, I opened, kept the money, burnt the card

Me and my mate put mustard on a cats ass, twas very funny. All we could see was a black dot running down the road, Unfortunately the road ended, the cat ran straight into the wall, so there was a big red splat on the wall.

I put Veet in my sisters hair about 4 months ago, Im 21 shes 15 she still wears a hat

i hate when people make me laugh out loud at work....:D

ssmith6287 · 19-08-2008 12:52PM

Ive more, theyre the highlights.

I used to love telling people it was my birthday. Just randomers. Theyd usually give ye cash

Theres a big hill (pedestrian) it goes down to a path beside a dual carriageway. used to hit golf balls off it onto the motorway.

I put my mates rear left side of his car on blocks nd never told him thinking hed see it. He didn see it. I now owe him a ball of money. He aint getting it

punchdrunk · 19-08-2008 01:25PM

I must have been around ten or so,i was living in new market on fergus in clare at the time
we lived on a really steep hill that was a cul de sac

at the bottom of the hill was an unfinished site,it looked kinda like a golf bunker,but with pipes and bricks etc lying around
well anyways after finding one of these really thick pipes i decided to go home,get a butter knife from the kitchen,and spend about an hour sawing through it

eventually i cut into it and strangely enough water started to trickle out,at first then it became a rather nice water feature

i ran home,and retreated to my room

the next day we drove past and i could see the man who lived on the corner opposite the sandpit dragging these huge blue barrels across the road
one was already filled up quite nicely:D

hunter164 · 19-08-2008 01:31PM

Ah I remember another was only this year :O
Walking around after our 4th year graduation i come across the things the Corporation use to release water from the ground or whatever. One person twists it a bit then turns it off. So i just say **** it and twist it around for a bit and before I know it it's like a hose all over the road.

andrew · 19-08-2008 01:32PM

When I was about 7 I punched a guy in the face. In fairness, it was in self defence. He had become quite angry following my shouts of 'HA You like barney!!!' and I didn't know what else to do, so I just socked him one. Thats about it. Come to think of it I was a boring child. Always thought of evil things to do but never did them. Thats what I get for being able to think ahead

Silenceisbliss · 19-08-2008 01:41PM

andrew wrote: »

When I was about 7 I punched a guy in the face. In fairness, it was in self defence. He had become quite angry following my shouts of 'HA You like barney!!!' and I didn't know what else to do, so I just socked him one. Thats about it. Come to think of it I was a boring child. Always thought of evil things to do but never did them. Thats what I get for being able to think ahead

PROFFESOR CHAOS! (south park...butters, look it up if you dont get the joke....out)

Kiera · 19-08-2008 01:42PM

I was a little brat. Can’t think of all the bold things I did but one stands out. I used to put nail-bite on the other kids milk straws. Guaranteed 100 lines a week “I must not put nail-bite on straws”.

Smartly Dressed · 19-08-2008 02:21PM

I kicked a nun.

Wagon · 19-08-2008 03:21PM

Kicked a guy in my school in the balls while we were all getting changed after P.E when i was 14. Feel like a real **** remembering it. He wasn't even wearing jeans, just jocks.

Silenceisbliss · 19-08-2008 03:29PM

Smartly Dressed wrote: »

I kicked a nun.

Wagon wrote: »

Kicked a guy in my school in the balls while we were all getting changed after P.E when i was 14. Feel like a real **** remembering it. He wasn't even wearing jeans, just jocks.

now, COMBINE the two, and we have a WIN!:D:D:D

Rayven199 · 19-08-2008 03:46PM

I was a bit evil when I was a kid, when my younger brother was a baby and in his walker, me and my older brother used to leave the basement door open and wait and watch until he would stroll over and roll down the stairs in the walker! So mean, dont know why we did it either!

Or another time I was messing with my brothers cat and thought it would be fun to swing the cat around by its tail. need less to say the next time I went to pet the cat it bit the crap out of my thumb! Cant say I blame it!!

Good times...:D

Oh and another time I asked this Girl whether she was a boy or a girl. Im still not sure actually

Ourlad · 19-08-2008 03:49PM

When i was 6 i used to go into my sister who was 4 at the time and when she was asleep i'd fart on her head.

andrew · 19-08-2008 04:22PM

Ourlad wrote: »

When i was 6 i used to go into my sister who was 4 at the time and when she was asleep i'd fart on her head.

I wish i still had some thanks left for today. lol:D

kizzyr · 19-08-2008 06:32PM

I hated my younger brother with a passion. There were 3 girls with me as the youngest and I was everyone's little angel. Then my parents went and had a boy and that didn't please me one little bit. We had to share a room and I'd tell him stories that scared him so much he'd cry and be too scared to go to sleep If I was awake and he was asleep I'd wake him up to tell me a story or to turn the light off.
When I was 7 and he was 4 I tried to sell him. I put a price around his neck and took him down to the gate and tried to convince some of my neighbours to buy him. Didn't work. Then I decided he needed a haircut............he needed to wear a hat for many months after that.

cailin06 · 19-08-2008 08:48PM

I was a model child

but my brother stuck a straw up a frog's ass and blew him up.. ..

mookishboy · 19-08-2008 10:02PM

Hmm let me see...
Told my bro to stick finger in light fitting .. Zzap
set fire to the local . School, church (twice), Hedgerows, concrete plant (ballycorus)
Broke into local school,concrete plant (Joyriding volvo BM FTW)
Sacrificed kittys frogs hens to my own demons.
Told a girl she was possessed and the only way to get rid of it was to suck my d1ck

lol (good times)
Burnt down hedges again !

There was a bus terminus near my house and the drivers would go to the garage to get tea etc and we would stroke cash and turn off Fuel cut off

Do the box trick for a few days until people were pissed off with and start driving over box, then put concrete block in the box

))
More im sure but thats all for now

19-08-2008 10:07PM

-When I was about.. eight.. I hit my brother (11) on his head with my fist.. like with alot of force. My mom had to bring him to the ER.. incase there was any damage.. seen as he like fell over.. Ooopsie daysies.
Fortunatly for him, there wasnt any permanent damage.

-Oh, another.. when me and my friends were in 5th class, we broke into our school "for the craic". Alarm went off.. cops called.. pretty funny really.

-Threw a rock at some retarded boy when he tried to kiss me. (I was 6) Missed his eye by about a milimetre.

Emm.. I wasnt really that bad.. can't think of anything else.. emmm...

What evil things did you do as a kid?

Comments