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Kinetic^ · 18-08-2008 12:18PM

Dudess wrote: »

Well she was only about 18 or 19 and living at home and he was living at home too. Don't think they had any mates with spare rooms either. Still though, a funeral parlour - that's pretty low... Imagine finding out a couple of teens were shagging near your dead relative. That's just disrespectful.

I'd say she gave a deadly ride!!!

Bet she was wetter then an otter's pocket with all those stiff ones all over the room!!!

pebbles21 · 18-08-2008 12:20PM

also know there used to be a nurse who used to shaq most of the bus drivers at the clonsilla termius after she finished her shift

you know who you are dublin bus no 39 drivers!!

javaboy · 18-08-2008 12:56PM

pebbles21 wrote: »

also know there used to be a nurse who used to shaq most of the bus drivers at the clonsilla termius after she finished her shift

you know who you are dublin bus no 39 drivers!!

I thought they were all serviced at the depot near the airport?

Silenceisbliss · 18-08-2008 12:58PM

jaysus, a scary thought just occured to me....

what if snyper was a taxi driver....what the hell would we do....wed be screwed (figurativly and literally)

Earthhorse · 18-08-2008 01:07PM

javaboy wrote: »

I thought they were all serviced at the depot near the airport?

Can't you read? She used to "shaq" them. This is street lingo for "better someone in a game of basketball".

javaboy · 18-08-2008 01:19PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

Can't you read? She used to "shaq" them. This is street lingo for "better someone in a game of basketball".

I saw that and figured it was just young people lingo. I find it fierce hard to keep up what with all the PWNDs and the ZOMGs and so on.

But wait. How would some little Irish chick beat the average 39 bus driver? In my experience they are mostly black and if films and TV have taught me anything, it's that black people are born good at basketball.

;)

/puts tarry brush away

Earthhorse · 18-08-2008 01:23PM

javaboy wrote: »

I saw that and figured it was just young people lingo. I find it fierce hard to keep up what with all the PWNDs and the ZOMGs and so on.

PWND - Play Well Not Dirty
ZOMGs - Zombie Gods

hth

(hope that hurts)

ryoishin · 18-08-2008 01:25PM

Used to work in a base and chicks would ask for drivers who would take payment in kind.

My da was asked for his number and said sorry im married but have a son and got her number, met her on sat.

ryoishin · 18-08-2008 01:27PM

As the drivers used to say "a BJ wont pay the mortgage"

javaboy · 18-08-2008 01:31PM

ryoishin wrote: »

As the drivers used to say "a BJ wont pay the mortgage"

You need to switch banks. Halifax have a "flexible" repayment mortgage I hear..... but would you go down on Howard Halifax?

Drift · 18-08-2008 01:54PM

I don't drink and hence I frequently drop my mates home from nights of drunken debauchery. Never once has one of my female friends (yes shock horror an internetter with womenz friendz!) ever offered any kind of prefferential payment.*

I'm buying a taxi plate - apparently it's what all the girls want. "Give us a look at your taxi plate Drift - oooh, thats the biggest taxi plate I've seen in years!"

*Of course needless to say my male friends have offered everything under the sun! :rolleyes:

AckwelFoley · 18-08-2008 10:07PM

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

jaysus, a scary thought just occured to me....

what if snyper was a taxi driver....what the hell would we do....wed be screwed (figurativly and literally)

i have a taxi licence!

Never used it tho..

Degsy · 18-08-2008 10:12PM

I was on my way to a party and i had a big box of fireworks i'd smuggled from france.Taxi driver took an interest in them and i ended up trading the fare for a few rockets and stuff.

hunter164 · 18-08-2008 10:16PM

Degsy wrote: »

I was on my way to a party and i had a big box of fireworks i'd smuggled from france.Taxi driver took an interest in them and i ended up trading the fare for a few rockets and stuff.

What's this stuff you speak of?

seahorse · 18-08-2008 10:46PM

connundrum wrote: »

Any taxi driver I've met has been an over opinionated, ugly bastard...

Same here; I've yet to see anyone worth shagging driving a taxi. If half of taximens stories are true there must be a shocking amount of seriously desperate women in this city.

Degsy · 18-08-2008 10:51PM

seahorse wrote: »

Same here; I've yet to see anyone worth shagging driving a taxi. If half of taximens stories are true there must be a shocking amount of seriously desperate women in this city.

What?You mean to say an overweight,smelly,surly man with a bad leg and a breakfast roll addiction doesnt amke you go weak at the knees?

Tha Gopher · 19-08-2008 01:13AM

ryoishin wrote: »

My da was asked for his number and said sorry im married but have a son and got her number, met her on sat.

You should have married her to see the look on his face.

Know of a girl who was rumoured to have blown an incredibly old fat taximan, and have heard "personal experiences" from god knows how many drivers. Id imagine it is bollix- tbh a driver who risks the legal implications for a quick ride if an incredibly drunk girl cant remember if she allowed him or not and decides on the latter needs his head checked.

Senna · 19-08-2008 02:33AM

last week was at the wedding of my mate who met the bride while driving a taxi, maybe she was very poor and it was a very long taxi trip??

jill_valentine · 19-08-2008 02:58AM

Dudess wrote: »

My friend's sister blew a taxi-driver when she was in her late teens/early 20s. I don't think she was even short money. And she used to have sex with one particular lad in a funeral parlour. She's a different person now but has no problem admitting she did some truly skanky stuff when she was younger.

Everybody go and print out this post, so you can refer back to it should ever you find yourself forgetting why you love the internet.

Volvoboy · 19-08-2008 06:19PM

Degsy wrote: »

What?You mean to say an overweight,smelly,surly man with a bad leg and a breakfast roll addiction doesnt amke you go weak at the knees?

Bwhahahhahahahaha:pac::pac::pac::D

Classic!

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