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So im here takin a sh!t in a pub jax..

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  • #32
    flanum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    seriously snyper, a bit bad when ye have to txt on a saturday to in internet site from a jacks in athlone.... unless of course its that pub near the castle that (used) to have the double cubicles!! the castle inn or something i think it was called in my days in athlone!


  • #33
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Well I for one am getting drunk at my friend's house while my two friends are playing GTA4. I think you're still somewhat cool Snyper, though I look at Boards on the jax when I'm supposed to be working not when in a pub.


  • #34
    LolaLuv
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭LolaLuv


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Well, either that or he's taking a **** on his boyfriends face.

    Lol, all the cool kids are shitting in trash cans these days, so clarification is necessary.


  • #35
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Listen cool guy, next time post about taking a shít in

    A.. Priests letterbox
    B..Garda's cap, in the back of a squad car.
    C.. In the Sunday Indo outside the local S/market.. remember to fold it back!!
    D.. In some young wan's handbag while she is in the jax.
    E.. Some auld fella's cap in the Bookies
    F..A pint glass just before closing time.

    Don't be so predictable.


  • #36
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    B..Garda's cap, in the back of a squad car.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTbX1aMajow


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  • #37
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTbX1aMajow

    only put in code after equals


  • #38
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    random chatbox wrote: »
    only put in code after equals
    Cheers, tis my first time.


  • #39
    Epic Tissue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Epic Tissue


    What phone?


  • #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Epic Tissue wrote: »
    What phone?

    An i-phone he stole


  • #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,928 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Epic Tissue wrote: »
    What phone?

    Now you've made his day. Thanks.


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  • #42
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    The following hours were epic drama,
    house was robbed, chick fight, coke dealer a blond clump of hair, and a bottle of jack daniels.

    funnier stil, none of that **** was my fault..but hav to say i enjoyed breaking up the girl fight in my underpants and a boner hopeing one of them would take their anger out
    on my cock.


  • #43
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    ^^
    wheres neil jordan when you want him.....


  • #44
    darkman2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭darkman2


    When I read the title I thought the jist of the thread would be

    So im here takin a sh!t in a pub jax..with the runs..when I ran out of bog roll..


  • #45
    guinnessdrinker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,469 ✭✭✭guinnessdrinker


    darkman2 wrote: »
    When I read the title I thought the jist of the thread would be
    So im here takin a sh!t in a pub jax..with the runs..when I ran out of bog roll..

    Now that would have been funny!


  • #46
    Trojan911
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Trojan911


    guinnessdrinker wrote: »
    Now that would have been funny!

    Agree............. So sad.............


  • #47
    AFC_1903
    Closed Accounts Posts: 546 ✭✭✭AFC_1903


    snyper wrote: »
    hopeing one of them would take their anger out
    on my cock.

    Could be great, but high risk of severely regretting that! Crotch based violent anger is a gambol...:eek:









    .... so you gotta ask yourself, do you feel lucky?:p


  • #48
    barnacle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 238 ✭✭barnacle


    Punk.


  • #49
    Eric Cartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,242 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    snyper wrote: »
    Im going to wake up in morn wit a 12 yr old, a locked thread, an infraction and a hangover.

    oh noes

    and thats all by choice :D


  • #50
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Hows ur ma barnacle?

    tell her im sorry i didnt leave a tip for the spray of lynx and lolipop.


  • #51
    adsgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭adsgirl


    Simple explanation....

    Bad booze!


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