So im here takin a sh!t in a pub jax..

AckwelFoley

..so what u doin on a saturday nite like this?
Drunken boards postin on jax via mobile..blame cult.

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV

in before the lock in

markos79

snyper wrote: »

..so what u doin on a saturday nite like this?
Drunken boards postin on jax via mobile..blame cult.

im here reading your thread about you sitting on a pub jax having a sh_it!:D

1huge1

original i'll give you that, hope you don't regret this in the morning.

CantGetNoSleep

Is it a nice jax?

alleepally

That's so normal. If you'd said you were having a sh!t and a **** - now that would have been something to shout about.

minxie

pub must be "CRAP"......:rolleyes:

AckwelFoley

Im going to wake up in morn wit a 12 yr old, a locked thread, an infraction and a hangover.

oh noes

Sundy

Is it raining?

cHaTbOx

snyper wrote: »

Im going to wake up in morn wit a 12 yr old, a locked thread, an infraction and a hangover.

oh noes

wash your hands:D

minxie

Sundy wrote: »

Is it raining?

sure its ireland .... it has to be!!! he, he:D

Voodu Child

Ah Snyper, such a character, what will he get up to next...?

minxie

voodoo_child wrote: »

Ah Snyper, such a character, what will he get up to next...?

very good

AckwelFoley

Lol, u got my pic! Sexy! No?

minxie

snyper wrote: »

Lol, u got my pic! Sexy! No?

quiet...... :pac:

AckwelFoley

Cool!

tradesmans entrance?

Overheal

Snyper it must be a sad night out if you need to commune with your friendly electrons

dresden8

I remember when snyper used to be cool.

But, in the pub, invariably drunk, invariably thinking you're the funniest, smartest, most ridable fecker there, what do you do?

Post on boards.

Oh the shame!!!!!!!

AckwelFoley

Snyper never did cool

i haz drunk

Nevermind waking up next one, he must be giving birth to a 12 year old to be on the pot this long.

Magpie!

For some reason i don't feel nearly as sad for sitting in on a Sat night now.

LolaLuv

What's a jax? Google didn't have an answer.

minxie

PillyPen wrote: »

What's a jax? Google didn't have an answer.

something to sit on. . .

LolaLuv

Such as a toilet, or generally anything one sits on?

Marcus.Aurelius

Haz yew synchronised pee cycles with another guy yet?

Always happens.

AckwelFoley

Iw mjgj tm5ma t5w2.
Tjgkg2m my cock tgmatw2
5am.tgw,uma.

Yeah right.

JIZZLORD

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV wrote: »

in before the lock in

++

dresden8

snyper wrote: »

Iw mjgj tm5ma t5w2.
Tjgkg2m my cock tgmatw2
5am.tgw,uma.

How ironic. Cock was the only word he could spell right.

I apologize. Snyper was never cool. Oh the more shame.

MagicMarker

PillyPen wrote: »

Such as a toilet, or generally anything one sits on?

Well, either that or he's taking a **** on his boyfriends face.

NewApproach

snyper wrote: »

..so what u doin on a saturday nite like this?
Drunken boards postin on jax via mobile..blame cult.

snyper wrote: »

Im going to wake up in morn wit a 12 yr old, a locked thread, an infraction and a hangover.

oh noes

snyper wrote: »

Iw mjgj tm5ma t5w2.
Tjgkg2m my cock tgmatw2
5am.tgw,uma.

Thats a long sh1t! Try Senokot!

flanum

seriously snyper, a bit bad when ye have to txt on a saturday to in internet site from a jacks in athlone.... unless of course its that pub near the castle that (used) to have the double cubicles!! the castle inn or something i think it was called in my days in athlone!

4zn76tysfajdxp

Well I for one am getting drunk at my friend's house while my two friends are playing GTA4. I think you're still somewhat cool Snyper, though I look at Boards on the jax when I'm supposed to be working not when in a pub.

LolaLuv

MagicMarker wrote: »

Well, either that or he's taking a **** on his boyfriends face.

Lol, all the cool kids are shitting in trash cans these days, so clarification is necessary.

FlutterinBantam

Listen cool guy, next time post about taking a shít in

A.. Priests letterbox
B..Garda's cap, in the back of a squad car.
C.. In the Sunday Indo outside the local S/market.. remember to fold it back!!
D.. In some young wan's handbag while she is in the jax.
E.. Some auld fella's cap in the Bookies
F..A pint glass just before closing time.

Don't be so predictable.

MagicMarker

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

B..Garda's cap, in the back of a squad car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTbX1aMajow

cHaTbOx

MagicMarker wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTbX1aMajow

only put in code after equals

MagicMarker

random chatbox wrote: »

only put in code after equals

Cheers, tis my first time.

Epic Tissue

What phone?

cHaTbOx

Epic Tissue wrote: »

What phone?

An i-phone he stole

Epic Tissue

Epic Tissue wrote: »

What phone?

Now you've made his day. Thanks.

AckwelFoley

The following hours were epic drama,
house was robbed, chick fight, coke dealer a blond clump of hair, and a bottle of jack daniels.

funnier stil, none of that **** was my fault..but hav to say i enjoyed breaking up the girl fight in my underpants and a boner hopeing one of them would take their anger out
on my cock.

taidghbaby

^^
wheres neil jordan when you want him.....

darkman2

When I read the title I thought the jist of the thread would be

So im here takin a sh!t in a pub jax..with the runs..when I ran out of bog roll..

guinnessdrinker

darkman2 wrote: »

When I read the title I thought the jist of the thread would be

So im here takin a sh!t in a pub jax..with the runs..when I ran out of bog roll..

Now that would have been funny!

Trojan911

guinnessdrinker wrote: »

Now that would have been funny!

Agree............. So sad.............

AFC_1903

snyper wrote: »

hopeing one of them would take their anger out
on my cock.

Could be great, but high risk of severely regretting that! Crotch based violent anger is a gambol...:eek:









.... so you gotta ask yourself, do you feel lucky?:p

barnacle

Punk.

Eric Cartman

snyper wrote: »

Im going to wake up in morn wit a 12 yr old, a locked thread, an infraction and a hangover.

oh noes

and thats all by choice

AckwelFoley

Hows ur ma barnacle?

tell her im sorry i didnt leave a tip for the spray of lynx and lolipop.

adsgirl

Simple explanation....

Bad booze!