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pebbles21 · 17-08-2008 02:12AM #1

does any one here or know anybody who has paid for for their taxi home using "other methods"rather than paying in cash ?

apparently happens very regularly so a taxi driving friend tells me!

MagicMarker · 17-08-2008 02:14AM

Lucky ****ing taxi drivers!!!

Ruu_Old · 17-08-2008 02:14AM

Where do you live that these alternative payment methods are available? Q_o

17-08-2008 02:15AM

does any one here or know anybody who has paid for for their taxi home using "other methods"rather than paying in cash ?

yore ma

Joe Cool · 17-08-2008 02:16AM

Yep, heard of a couple.

Know one who did it regularly but not anymore.

alan4cult · 17-08-2008 02:17AM

Poker Chips.

ciano1 · 17-08-2008 02:17AM

Other Methods???

I assume your talking about Visa
Or is it laser ?????:D

portomar · 17-08-2008 02:18AM

my friends das a taxi driver, told me one of his first fares back in the day a half deaf prostitute offerd him a **** for the fare... he was terrified, opted for the cash. so he says anyway.

WindSock · 17-08-2008 02:18AM

Like doing a legger? Or a legger-over?

javaboy · 17-08-2008 02:18AM

I know in other countries they take credit cards and so on. Not here though.

Oh wait. Did you mean sex? I could see there being problems with this idea. Especially given Irish taxi drivers tendency to overcharge.

"I'm only givin' ye a handjob right."
"Sorry luv. From Terenure to here is at least anal. Maybe oral"
"You can feck off with your anal. You took at least three wrong turns back there on purpose."

Plus there would inevitably be fluid leakages so they'd add on the 75 squid soiling charge. What the hell kind of kinky **** would that require? That's 2 girls 1 cup territory there.

What about that debate a few days ago about refusing the first taxi at a rank? If someone's planning on offering their body as payment, they should definitely be allowed take the taxi of their choice.
It would be interesting to see what would happen when two girls share a taxi though. /applies for PSV licence.

flanum · 17-08-2008 02:19AM

i for one welcome our new taxi overlords!

eVeNtInE · 17-08-2008 02:21AM

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pebbles21 · 17-08-2008 02:22AM

Well I heard a taxi driver told a Woman that the trip was €30 .. She took her knickers off and put her feet on the headrests and told the driver to "take it out of that"..He asked if she had anything smaller:eek:

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV · 17-08-2008 02:34AM

there was this female taxi driver and she wasn't the youngest lady i've ever met and i was low on funds and i was a student so....

miju · 17-08-2008 02:42AM

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV wrote: »

there was this female taxi driver and she wasn't the youngest lady i've ever met and i was low on funds and i was a student so....

*shakes head in strange combination of dissapointment and shame

:(:(:(:(

flyingoutside · 17-08-2008 02:45AM

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV wrote: »

there was this female taxi driver and she wasn't the youngest lady i've ever met and i was low on funds and i was a student so....

so......................

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV · 17-08-2008 02:47AM

flyingoutside wrote: »

so......................

use your imagination

newballsplease · 17-08-2008 02:47AM

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV wrote: »

use your imagination

dont believe that for a sec

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV · 17-08-2008 02:49AM

newballsplease wrote: »

dont believe that for a sec

do you want some new balls?

carlybabe1 · 17-08-2008 02:54AM

pebbles21 wrote: »

Well I heard a taxi driver told a Woman that the trip was €30 .. She took her knickers off and put her feet on the headrests and told the driver to "take it out of that"..He asked if she had anything smaller:eek:

Thats absolute class!!!!:cool::cool::cool::cool: Its just typical Irish wit.:pac::pac::pac:

flyingoutside · 17-08-2008 02:58AM

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV wrote: »

use your imagination

my imagination left me the same time as my child hood

genericgoon · 17-08-2008 03:00AM

flyingoutside wrote: »

my imagination left me the same time as my child hood

The day you found the internet? :pac:

flyingoutside · 17-08-2008 03:04AM

genericgoon wrote: »

The day you found the internet? :pac:

well boards really just can't log off not from being addicted there's a midget poking me

phasers · 17-08-2008 10:31AM

My dad wouldn't stand for that..

"12.50 please luv"
"how about we have sex instead?"
"you couldn't afford it luv"

Firetrap · 17-08-2008 10:50AM

Jaysus. I'd sooner walk. Any taxi drivers I've ever seen look like Johnny Vegas, Brian Cowen, Peter Stringfellows or all three. :eek:

connundrum · 17-08-2008 12:13PM

Any taxi driver I've met has been an over opinionated, ugly bastard, pathalogical liar. With this in mind, I'll take this whole thread with a handful of salt.

taidghbaby · 17-08-2008 12:18PM

jaysus is there anything sex cant get you these days??

IMO we should get rid of the euro and bring in sex as the national currency!!

antodeco · 17-08-2008 01:11PM

taidghbaby wrote: »

IMO we should get rid of the euro and bring in sex as the national currency!!

+1

Phlann · 17-08-2008 01:18PM

taidghbaby wrote: »

IMO we should get rid of the euro and bring in sex as the national currency!!

There's enough people living below the poverty line without adding half of Boards.ie into the equation :pac:

javaboy · 17-08-2008 01:52PM

taidghbaby wrote: »

jaysus is there anything sex cant get you these days??

IMO we should get rid of the euro and bring in sex as the national currency!!

Not a good idea. With the recession will come inflation and where will that leave us?

What once cost a simple caress of a nipple will soon require repeated cunnilingus and 24-hour sexathons. Some of you unfortunates couldn't afford that. :cool:

SV · 17-08-2008 02:23PM

Phlann wrote: »

There's enough people living below the poverty line without adding half of Boards.ie into the equation :pac:

rofl.

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