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Should Snyper be locked up for the day?

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    He was already locked down...in a basement in Austria.

    How do you think he got like he is?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    i think this falls under e-bullying.. this site is getting closed down..

    anyhow..

    now ive got a girlfriend that actually interests me, i consider her my rosemary west in the making.

    Only this morning - about 15 mins ago she took a phone call from her mother in the kitchen where i was working on the laptop..

    she was seated and Mid discussion i get one of my urges, so i whip out the cock, sneak up from behind and poke her in the ear with my semi.

    This sort of activity never fails to amuse me... and therefore keeps me off the streets. I was about to post this in the "what immature things do you still do" thread, but i think its rather fitting here.

    Now, to contact my legal team... does Devore have anything valueable i can take off him with my legal action against him?

    These accusations that im a sex fiend are unfounded :pac:


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    You old romantic you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,435 ✭✭✭Homer


    snyper wrote: »
    i think this falls under e-bullying.. this site is getting closed down..

    Suck it up bitch :pac: I think we shall have to re consider your membership of lololand in light of your recent wussiness! :p

    A rape free month, a girlfriend, staying in on leaving cert night, legal actionz???

    Sir, you disgust me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    I actually genuinely think this thread is a bit out of order.

    I'll get me coat.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    Homer wrote: »
    Suck it up bitch :pac: I think we shall have to re consider your membership of lololand in light of your recent wussiness! :p

    A rape free month, a girlfriend, staying in on leaving cert night, legal actionz???

    Sir, you disgust me!

    Hear hear! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,800 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    Would ye ever leave Snyper the fcuk alone.... Without him the rape crisis centre would go out of business and in this hard time of recession who needs more job losses?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Then why are you shaking your arse assci style ?

    I don't actually know. Strange. I didn't think anyone would know that's my arse tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Tonight will be a joke...

    Junior Cert night is where the real fun is to be had...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    Leaving Cert results oooo.....i'm gettin me jailbait gloves on......
    there's fun to be had :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Holy crap. I'm definitely going to Freakscene tonight so. /addorns the hat of rape


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Kold wrote: »
    Holy crap. I'm definitely going to Freakscene tonight so. /addorns the hat of rape

    Freakscene.....or Danascene?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Are the leaving cert results out tonight*?





    *asks like i didnt know and hadnt it marked on my calender with blobs of my own semen, and the tears of 1000 . . erm . . concenting over the age of 18 women


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    janeybabe wrote: »
    Freakscene.....or Danascene?

    Freakscene. /Puts on my previously abandoned Muse Tshirt and tries to dumb myself down for the impressionable 'indie chicks'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    In other news, sales of Chloroform have gone through the roof...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Kold wrote: »
    Freakscene. /Puts on my previously abandoned Muse Tshirt and tries to dumb myself down for the impressionable 'indie chicks'.

    Where's Freakscene? =]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Kold wrote: »
    Freakscene. /Puts on my previously abandoned Muse Tshirt and tries to dumb myself down for the impressionable 'indie chicks'.

    Nah you'll have to get a Jonas Brothers t-shirt to fit in with a lot of the younguns in Freakscene these days. (I'm going to be killed by my friends for that!)
    FunkZ wrote: »
    Where's Freakscene? =]

    Cork.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    (raises hand to pose a question)

    As I once defend Synper on a boards beer
    Could I please request to be raped (err superised) first by the Synper?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    LouOB wrote: »
    (raises hand to pose a question)

    As I once defend Synper on a boards beer
    Could I please request to be raped (err superised) first by the Synper?

    a/s/l ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    Could i get all at once?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    janeybabe wrote: »
    Nah you'll have to get a Jonas Brothers t-shirt to fit in with a lot of the younguns in Freakscene these days. (I'm going to be killed by my friends for that!)

    Jonas Brothers? /Youtubes. HOLY F*CK WHAT IS THAT SH*T?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,435 ✭✭✭Homer


    LouOB wrote: »
    Could i get all at once?

    I'm highly aroused by the fact that your name sounds like lube :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Homer wrote: »
    I'm highly aroused by the fact that your name sounds like lube :D



    lolz at Homer finally getting the joke :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    Homer wrote: »
    I'm highly aroused by the fact that your name sounds like lube :D

    Patent pending


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Homer wrote: »
    I'm highly aroused by the fact that your name sounds like lube :D

    Its short for Louis O'Brien probably. Hows the arousal now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Its short for Louis O'Brien probably. Hows the arousal now?

    for homer id say its best if Louis is 14 years 15 stone and simple.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,993 ✭✭✭Cool_CM


    Kold wrote: »
    Holy crap. I'm definitely going to Freakscene tonight so. /addorns the hat of rape
    If anything, leaving cert night might help to raise the average age in there. Don't forget to check the brog for stragglers;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Kold wrote: »
    Jonas Brothers? /Youtubes. HOLY F*CK WHAT IS THAT SH*T?

    Lol stick the name on a black t-shirt and they like to call it rock.
    Homer wrote: »
    I'm highly aroused by the fact that your name sounds like lube :D

    Oh my God! I want a name like that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    Its short for Louis O'Brien probably. Hows the arousal now?

    you dropped my 'e' at the end of louis


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Surprisingly enough, there is a forum for rape jokes.

    This isn't it though.


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