Should Snyper be locked up for the day?

JohnCleary · 13-08-2008 8:32am #1

Isin't Snyper the boards.ie perv? If so, shouldn't he be locked up for the day/night/tomorrow morning considering today is Leaving Cert results day? There'd be so many easy targets for him :eek:

YORE MA has already been locked up - I thought ahead

dr.bollocko · 13-08-2008 8:33am

P-shaw. Its the Junior cert results or the 11+ you should be worried about.

Steve_o · 13-08-2008 8:34am

Many have tried to lock him up.... all have failed!!!

connundrum · 13-08-2008 8:40am

Seeing as so many more failed Maths this year, we should get a poster campaign going:

Can't Count?
At least you haven't been raped by Snyper.

MattKid · 13-08-2008 8:44am

Having met Snyper I can say that he is an upstanding gentleman and very little like his online persona.
He should be looked to as a role model for our young people

kaimera · 13-08-2008 8:45am

who cares really.

you are not your boards persona..right?

Silenceisbliss · 13-08-2008 8:47am

MattKid wrote: »

Having met Snyper I can say that he is an upstanding gentleman and very little like his online persona.
He should be looked to as a role model for our young people

put down the glue....

Silenceisbliss · 13-08-2008 8:48am

kaimera wrote: »

who cares really.

you are not your boards persona..right?

and ya, you generally are, but like....im convinced now that kermit the frog is a perverted rapist...

JohnCleary · 13-08-2008 8:49am

MattKid wrote: »

He should be looked to as a role model for our young people

Yes, because every young person aspires to be a rapist :pac:

thelordofcheese · 13-08-2008 8:50am

JohnCleary wrote: »

Isin't Snyper the boards.ie perv? If so, shouldn't he be locked up for the day/night/tomorrow morning considering today is Leaving Cert results day? There'd be so many easy targets for him :eek:

YORE MA has already been locked up - I thought ahead

Look, it'll teach them a valuable life lesson. They've passed the 'most important exam evar' now lets see if they actually learned anything useful.

brianthebard · 13-08-2008 8:53am

Its results day? *gets the chloroform*
i mean,must see how my grinds students did.

Jesus Wept · 13-08-2008 8:55am

For a day? What's the point in that?
He should be locked up for life.
And by life I mean LIFE.

admiralofthefleet · 13-08-2008 9:08am

he is coming up to dublin today, im meeting him in wesley;)

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 13-08-2008 9:09am

I thought he was locked up before but there was "too many hot guys" in there and he actaully enjoyed it

dr.bollocko · 13-08-2008 9:12am

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

he is coming up to dublin today, im meeting him in wesley;)

Who's Wesley?!

Steve_o · 13-08-2008 9:13am

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

I thought he was locked up before but there was "too many hot guys" in there and he actaully enjoyed it

Urban Legend, what happened was the Guards thought he was hot... either way he had fun i guess!:eek:

Silenceisbliss · 13-08-2008 9:34am

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Who's Wesley?!

the institution of rape

NewFrockTuesday · 13-08-2008 9:44am

I heard someone say "Its not rape....its surprise sex"

It wasnt Snyper.

hairyfairy00 · 13-08-2008 9:50am

Lock him up i beg you, will somebody please think of the children

Homer · 13-08-2008 9:59am

I'll have you know that twas Snyper himself who imposed the "August is rape free month" on himself as he knew this very day was coming!
Maybe he will fall of the wagon? Maybe not?

Now fetch my rape hat!

Steve_o · 13-08-2008 10:15am

Dellgirl2 wrote: »

I heard someone say "Its not rape....its surprise sex"

It wasnt Snyper.

hairyfairy00 wrote: »

Lock him up i beg you, will somebody please think of the children

Dont mention S..E..X in front of the C..H..I..L..D..R..E..N!

Jules · 13-08-2008 10:18am

You can't lock up Snyper.... i

him, he makes me rofl!

thelordofcheese · 13-08-2008 10:27am

Steve_o wrote: »

Dont mention S..E..X in front of the C..H..I..L..D..R..E..N!

Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

JohnCleary · 13-08-2008 10:31am

I can't help but notice that Snyper hasn't replied to this thread - could he be out on the prowl already??

Nevyn · 13-08-2008 10:38am

No don't lock him up, house arrest would be better, in my house and we will soon see who is the biggest perv

kaimera · 13-08-2008 10:40am

well now if thats not a offer he cant refuse I dunno what is!!

I heard he's waiting for junior cert results night anyway

FunkZ · 13-08-2008 10:49am

Jaysus I forgot it was LC night, perfect night to go out on the pull =]

But I guess I'll still have to watch my back for snyper incase he's around

(.(

).)

Nevyn · 13-08-2008 11:05am

FunkZ wrote: »

Jaysus I forgot it was LC night, perfect night to go out on the pull =]

But I guess I'll still have to watch my back for snyper incase he's around

(.(

).)

Then why are you shaking your arse assci style ?

Wazdakka · 13-08-2008 11:11am

Dellgirl2 wrote: »

I heard someone say "Its not rape....its surprise sex"

Its not Rape..

Its Love at first sight

taidghbaby · 13-08-2008 11:15am

thelordofcheese wrote: »

Look, it'll teach them a valuable life lesson. They've passed the 'most important exam evar' now lets see if they actually learned anything useful.

yeah the LC has gone too theoretical and is too reliant on learning off rather than understanding!
kids these days are not coming out of school with any cop-on!

introduce the "snyper exam" and give them all a taste of the harsh reality that is, life after school!!!!

13-08-2008 11:17am

You'll need to lock me up first!

My little sis got her results today and she has mates staying over.....one of them is outrageously good looking and 18. I shall be as brave as I can be gentleman.

Turd Ferguson · 13-08-2008 11:21am

He was already locked down...in a basement in Austria.

How do you think he got like he is?

AckwelFoley · 13-08-2008 11:23am

i think this falls under e-bullying.. this site is getting closed down..

anyhow..

now ive got a girlfriend that actually interests me, i consider her my rosemary west in the making.

Only this morning - about 15 mins ago she took a phone call from her mother in the kitchen where i was working on the laptop..

she was seated and Mid discussion i get one of my urges, so i whip out the cock, sneak up from behind and poke her in the ear with my semi.

This sort of activity never fails to amuse me... and therefore keeps me off the streets. I was about to post this in the "what immature things do you still do" thread, but i think its rather fitting here.

Now, to contact my legal team... does Devore have anything valueable i can take off him with my legal action against him?

These accusations that im a sex fiend are unfounded :pac:

dr.bollocko · 13-08-2008 11:33am

You old romantic you.

Homer · 13-08-2008 11:39am

snyper wrote: »

i think this falls under e-bullying.. this site is getting closed down..

Suck it up bitch :pac: I think we shall have to re consider your membership of lololand in light of your recent wussiness!

A rape free month, a girlfriend, staying in on leaving cert night, legal actionz???

Sir, you disgust me!

tallaght01 · 13-08-2008 11:40am

I actually genuinely think this thread is a bit out of order.

I'll get me coat.

Marcus.Aurelius · 13-08-2008 11:42am

Homer wrote: »

Suck it up bitch :pac: I think we shall have to re consider your membership of lololand in light of your recent wussiness!

A rape free month, a girlfriend, staying in on leaving cert night, legal actionz???

Sir, you disgust me!

Hear hear! :pac:

Gary ITR · 13-08-2008 11:48am

Would ye ever leave Snyper the fcuk alone.... Without him the rape crisis centre would go out of business and in this hard time of recession who needs more job losses?

FunkZ · 13-08-2008 12:00pm

Thaedydal wrote: »

Then why are you shaking your arse assci style ?

I don't actually know. Strange. I didn't think anyone would know that's my arse tbh.

Holsten · 13-08-2008 12:03pm

Tonight will be a joke...

Junior Cert night is where the real fun is to be had...

HouseHippo · 13-08-2008 12:06pm

Leaving Cert results oooo.....i'm gettin me jailbait gloves on......
there's fun to be had

Kold · 13-08-2008 12:41pm

Holy crap. I'm definitely going to Freakscene tonight so. /addorns the hat of rape

Toto Wolfcastle · 13-08-2008 12:45pm

Kold wrote: »

Holy crap. I'm definitely going to Freakscene tonight so. /addorns the hat of rape

Freakscene.....or Danascene?

AckwelFoley · 13-08-2008 12:48pm

Are the leaving cert results out tonight*?

*asks like i didnt know and hadnt it marked on my calender with blobs of my own semen, and the tears of 1000 . . erm . . concenting over the age of 18 women

Kold · 13-08-2008 12:54pm

janeybabe wrote: »

Freakscene.....or Danascene?

Freakscene. /Puts on my previously abandoned Muse Tshirt and tries to dumb myself down for the impressionable 'indie chicks'.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 13-08-2008 12:56pm

In other news, sales of Chloroform have gone through the roof...

FunkZ · 13-08-2008 1:01pm

Kold wrote: »

Freakscene. /Puts on my previously abandoned Muse Tshirt and tries to dumb myself down for the impressionable 'indie chicks'.

Where's Freakscene? =]

Toto Wolfcastle · 13-08-2008 1:04pm

Kold wrote: »

Freakscene. /Puts on my previously abandoned Muse Tshirt and tries to dumb myself down for the impressionable 'indie chicks'.

Nah you'll have to get a Jonas Brothers t-shirt to fit in with a lot of the younguns in Freakscene these days. (I'm going to be killed by my friends for that!)

FunkZ wrote: »

Where's Freakscene? =]

Cork.

LouOB · 13-08-2008 1:22pm

(raises hand to pose a question)

As I once defend Synper on a boards beer
Could I please request to be raped (err superised) first by the Synper?

AckwelFoley · 13-08-2008 1:28pm

LouOB wrote: »

(raises hand to pose a question)

As I once defend Synper on a boards beer
Could I please request to be raped (err superised) first by the Synper?

a/s/l ?

LouOB · 13-08-2008 1:30pm

Could i get all at once?

Should Snyper be locked up for the day?

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