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What do you do at Discos?

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  • #32
    Steve_o
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    Ah Disco's.... strollin' in by the bouncer at the teenage disco, naggin of vodka hidden...thems were the days! I wish i was 15 again!


  • #33
    Neamhshuntasach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,205 ✭✭✭Neamhshuntasach


    i look for the sex


  • #34
    gaeilgegrinds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,376 ✭✭✭gaeilgegrinds


    Sexy dance, makes me feel great!


  • #35
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    I was at a disco last week.....it was full of 12-15 year olds and I had to make sure that there was no funny business going on.


  • #36
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    A whole lot of drinking.


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  • #37
    phenomenon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭phenomenon


    I sit in the corner on my own with my can of coke and masturbate furiously.

    I then go home feeling fulfilled and with a smile on my face


  • #38
    Handsome Bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    Me thinks that this should have been put in Personal Issues.....


  • #39
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Once I get to hear Maniac 2000 I'm happy. Probably the thing I miss most about home!

    Ever go to the cricket Xavi? Memories...

    When I went to discos I used to try and touch vaginas, isn't that what all 15 year olds tried to do :confused:


  • #40
    captainzapp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭captainzapp


    janeybabe wrote: »
    I was at a disco last week.....it was full of 12-15 year olds and I had to make sure that there was no funny business going on.

    i think i would really hate doing this! kids grow up way too fast. wouldn't be keen not only seeing what shenanigans theyr'e up to but having to stop it. Ick.


  • #41
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    I stand by the jacks making snide comments about people's appearances.


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  • #42
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Kold wrote: »
    I stand by the jacks making snide comments about people's appearances.

    I have a friend who deliberately starts confrontation, one of his favorites is to go to the bathroom and tell guys at the urinals they have a tiny penis. Good times.


  • #43
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    captainzapp wrote: »
    i think i would really hate doing this! kids grow up way too fast. wouldn't be keen not only seeing what shenanigans theyr'e up to but having to stop it. Ick.

    Yup, in one disco I had to separate one girl from 5 different guys. She was only 12.


  • #44
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    janeybabe wrote: »
    Yup, in one disco I had to separate one girl from 5 different guys. She was only 12.

    Do you at least let the young lads feel some boobage before breaking it up?

    Don't be cruel.


  • #45
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Scram wrote: »
    So at Discos i just prop the bar up, and drink and drink till its over.


    Discos? When I'm at a disco I usually just stand around worrying about my time-machine parked outside ... I mean what would happen if it got stolen and I got stuck in 1985?












    .... disco :D


  • #46
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    tribulus wrote: »
    Do you at least let the young lads feel some boobage before breaking it up?

    Don't be cruel.

    Nothing like a grope of a 32AA to make your evening.


  • #47
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    TerrorFirmer wrote: »
    Nothing like a grope of a 32AA to make your evening.

    Consider them like training boobs before they move onto bigger and better :pac:


  • #48
    dsmythy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,588 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    TerrorFirmer wrote: »
    I have a friend who deliberately starts confrontation, one of his favorites is to go to the bathroom and tell guys at the urinals they have a tiny penis. Good times.

    He'll pay the price eventually.


  • #49
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    TerrorFirmer wrote: »
    Nothing like a grope of a 32AA to make your evening.

    They'd be lucky to find some 32AAs around! And of course you let them go just as far as is acceptable and then ruin it by getting them with a water gun

    As for what I actually do in clubs, as opposed to discos, I usually just chat to randomers. I only really dance if I've been drinking. I can't dance.


  • #50
    sebastianlieken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭sebastianlieken


    I give the girls some boobage if they want it....but i do expect the favor to be returned.....:cool:

    once again though; Disco...BAHHAHHAHA.... it's the type of word my grandparents would use ( i know...zing right!).... well maybe u are of that age....in that case....P-E-D-O


    (pre elevative depressive obsession) - my diagnosis anyway..... ur a pedo:pac:


  • #51
    Defenestrate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    Ahh the old school discos. if I remember correctly, the correct protocol was to stand/sit at one end of the room with all the rest of the lads with all the girls at the other giggling and looking over at us. :D


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  • #52
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    dsmythy wrote: »
    He'll pay the price eventually.

    Oh he has, many times. Many black eyes, few broken teeth, and so on. Doesn't stop him though. As long as he 'wins' most of the time he's content. I've tried engaging him in conversation about it many times but he has no explanations to give. Oh well!


  • #53
    captainzapp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭captainzapp


    janeybabe wrote: »
    They'd be lucky to find some 32AAs around! And of course you let them go just as far as is acceptable and then ruin it by getting them with a water gun

    You don't really get a watergun? that would be amazing...

    I go a bit crazy when i dance. I find it quite difficult to stop once I've started. The smoking area can be quite good aswell, you can actually hear people and have a chat.


  • #54
    Niimo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭Niimo


    How late do your "discos" stay open usually?


  • #55
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    Niimo wrote: »
    How late do your "discos" stay open usually?

    If you mean actual nightclubs, most would be 2:30am.


  • #56
    Niimo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭Niimo


    LoL that's a half hour later than us. None of the clubs around here allow anyone under 18 without a valid fake ID though.


  • #57
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    captainzapp wrote: »
    You don't really get a watergun? that would be amazing...

    Yeah, and when they complain you put them in the English-speakers book. (It's Irish college.)

    I hated discos when I was younger, although I love the salt and vinegar flavoured crisps now.


  • #58
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Niimo wrote: »
    None of the clubs around here allow anyone under 18 without a valid fake ID though.

    A contradiction if ever I read one.


  • #59
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Meh, get drunk. Get naked

    Stick the ol underpants on the head. The usual like.

    LOL'd @ dance songs of choice Mr.Jigsaw, you never cease to amaze me. I'd go as far to say I'd like you to be my best man.


  • #60
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    I usually

    Do a little dance

    Make a little love

    Basically get down tonight


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  • #61
    dsmythy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,588 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    TerrorFirmer wrote: »
    Oh he has, many times. Many black eyes, few broken teeth, and so on. Doesn't stop him though. As long as he 'wins' most of the time he's content. I've tried engaging him in conversation about it many times but he has no explanations to give. Oh well!

    Meh, that's mere voucher paying. I'm talking about the psychopaths who believe glass to the head and wheelchair for life bounding is an appropriate drunken response to mockery.


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