63 Gardai v 70 drunken delinquents.....who would win?

keane2097 · 07-08-2008 09:04PM

Kold wrote: »

Give me the 5 midgets details and the gorilla and I'll be more than fair.

All under four foot ten. The knives have to be small enough not to look silly.

If a midget carrying a knife is killed or has its limbs ripped off by the gorilla another midget may pick up and use the knife, unless he's a smaller midget, in which case the silliness rule applies.

The gorilla is "Congo" sized (as opposed to "King Kong" sized) but is not super-aggressive like the Congo gorillas (or Phil Ivey). The gorilla has no formal training in martial arts or weapons use.

The gorilla is entitled to a fitness coach for a period of three weeks before the fight.

At least two of the midgets must be Mexican.

The midgets must wear hats.

If a midget wears a hat that is deemed cumbersome a judging panel he is permitted to compensate by use of a knife (all other knife rules still apply).

shenanigans1982 · 07-08-2008 09:05PM

What was the game again?

Kold · 07-08-2008 09:17PM

keane2097 wrote: »

All under four foot ten. The knives have to be small enough not to look silly.

If a midget carrying a knife is killed or has its limbs ripped off by the gorilla another midget may pick up and use the knife, unless he's a smaller midget, in which case the silliness rule applies.

The gorilla is "Congo" sized (as opposed to "King Kong" sized) but is not super-aggressive like the Congo gorillas (or Phil Ivey). The gorilla has no formal training in martial arts or weapons use.

The gorilla is entitled to a fitness coach for a period of three weeks before the fight.

At least two of the midgets must be Mexican.

The midgets must wear hats.

If a midget wears a hat that is deemed cumbersome a judging panel he is permitted to compensate by use of a knife (all other knife rules still apply).

4'10? ****, there could be the event that the gorilla doesn't attack?

I'll give 9/4 odds so, if you can factor in macing the gorilla and playing the Killers on repeat for his training period I'll bump that up to 9/1.

Dyr · 07-08-2008 09:32PM

darkman2 wrote: »

Definately a proportion. Interesting the contributer living there never mentions it. I think someone else does though. Wouldnt be supprised if its majority locals.

it was 70 scumbags, thats a minority, and if you see the gardai/the EHB and corpo sit back and let those scumbags run an area then the majority loose faith.

taidghbaby · 07-08-2008 10:01PM

why didnt the guards destract them with a fake burberry sale??

SantryRed · 07-08-2008 11:27PM

OPENROAD wrote: »

Has been a fair bit of football hooliganism also over the last week, tough week for the Gardai.

Explain please.

OPENROAD · 08-08-2008 12:10AM

SantryRed wrote: »

Explain please.

Caught something brief on radio, trouble involving Rovers and Bohs supporters in Phibsboro before a match and then then trouble later in the night near the Millenium bridge, very little reporting of it, sure I heard they were related incidents but if anyone can correct me. Someone said they were discussing it on liveline.

SV · 08-08-2008 12:38AM

Why can't there be some proper order here..

Go into a situation like that and beat the living ****e out of them.
Make arrests, leave.

Sully · 08-08-2008 01:26AM

Heard about this briefly on the news.. the Lord Major is set to go into talks with council officals and senior guardi about it. A statement from the Guards said what was discussed on Radio One was exgerated.

Sherifu · 08-08-2008 09:01AM

Terry wrote: »

If the cops hit anyone they would be brought up on charges because of some liberal hippy ****ers.

Damn you Mord! *shakes fist*

gurramok · 08-08-2008 04:04PM

Funny that an army barracks is across the road and the Garda HQ is just up the road, hope the authorities are not that deficient in tackling disorder around the corner from them

helimachoptor · 08-08-2008 04:20PM

Go in tear gas, tasers, batons, dogs, horses and kick the crap out of them, don't bother arresting them as they'll be released the next day with our stupid "justice" system

Dinter · 08-08-2008 04:25PM

Apparently it's known that 63 Gardai responded because one of the residents counted them. :rolleyes:

It's a scare story by the whining parasites that live there to illustrate the breakdown in law and order so they can get another free house somewhere else.

Instead of trying to renogotiate another contract with a developer to provide the housing DCC should just build a fukin massive prison. It'd all be the same in the long run.

gazzer · 08-08-2008 04:59PM

Dinter. I lived in O'Devaney for 17 years (from 1974 - 1991) and I had fantastic neighbours and friends. None of us ever got into trouble and me and my brothers have all made a success out of our lives. Our family moved out of their in the early 90's.

Granted there are some absolute scum bags living there at the moment but there are a lot of hard working decent people who just want to get out. Unfortunately they cant be moved as there is nowhere apparantly to put them. The residents of O'Deveney were promised that if they moved from one part of the estate to the other (while part of it was been closed off and demolished) that they would be given a house/apartment as part of the regeneration project. These people took the council at their word and moved into different accomodation(they didnt want to but they couldnt stay in a flat that was being demolished).

What you have now is half of the esate boarded up and looking absolutely terrible. The other part is full of people wanting to get out and on the other side of the coin you have scumbags who want to terrorise the decent people living there.

If I was in the council I would find out who was causing the trouble and tell their parents that if their kids/teenagers cause any more trouble then the whole family will be left in that flat to rot and then the council can concentrate on housing the decent people and believe me there are a lot of decent people living in O'Devaney.

tallaght01 · 09-08-2008 01:49AM

Mr Miyagi would bate the nuts off all of them.

09-08-2008 01:52AM

I volunteer to join the fight

Publin · 09-08-2008 02:00AM

OPENROAD wrote: »

Caught something brief on radio, trouble involving Rovers and Bohs supporters in Phibsboro before a match and then then trouble later in the night near the Millenium bridge, very little reporting of it, sure I heard they were related incidents but if anyone can correct me. Someone said they were discussing it on liveline.

The Millenium bridge incident was a completely separate incident as far as I'm aware. I'd just like to point out these these "supporters" are not in fact supporters but are toerags who use football as an excuse to have a mill up. They're banned from the ground so there's not much else the club can do

. Just to make people aware, that while I don't condone it or anything like it, most of these fights are pre-arranged by the same idiots each time, and are nothing to do with the supporters of either club.

thefinalstage · 09-08-2008 06:17AM

tallaght01 wrote: »

Mr Miyagi would bate the nuts off all of them.

Wipe on, whip out, Wipe off.

Deleted User wrote: »

I volunteer to join the fight

I volunteer for suicide mission sir!

Moojuice · 09-08-2008 11:31AM

I agree with Gazzar, target the parents of the trouble makers, stop their benefits and refuse to re-house them. They would soon get their scumbag kids inline. I dont know why the cops cannot have a few of their members videoing and photographing the scum, then identify them and pick them up of the street when they are not expecting it. These kinds of people love the herd mentality but isolate and grab them and see how they like it.

63 Gardai v 70 drunken delinquents.....who would win?

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