Are you a midget?

Wow, if I were actually a midget this thread would be really f*cking offensive..

Dinxminx wrote: »

Crows, I'm "befriending" you. You are f-ing funny.

Cool, I'll add you to my newsletter mailing list

Thaaaank you easyontheeye!

no probs Dinx! although i've never witnessed wimmin letting rip about other shorter women... :eek:

This isn't even a gender war!! both sides of the divide are collaborating!

anyway my ex was 5 1' and she was a fox and more partial to men like me

[-0-] wrote: »

Well, the summer did end on August 1st.

wtf

Pepe LeFrits wrote: »

I have small-tall-man-syndrome. I'm 6 foot but everyone thinks I'm a midget 'cos I hang around with giant fvckers. It makes me angry.

do you live here :eek:

Des wrote: »

With my outstretched arm, and my palm resting on your forehead, I could hold you off.

So stop getting uppity, ok.

Heh. I did that once when I was in a fight with a friend. It was funny watching him try to hit me.

How so Joe wrote: »

That's gotta suck. In my house, my parents have appointed me (apparently) official light-bulb changer. I have two sisters who're a couple inches taller than me, but I'm the one who changes the lightbulbs. :mad:

Hehe.

Irishcrx wrote: »

I'm a guy and i'm only 5'8 , doesn't really bother me to be honest i've never had a problem getting women and anyone who has commented on it wouldn't be someone i'd be interested in.

In regard to big guy's not needing to be aggressive, being short doesn't make people aggresive or feel the need to make up for anything, what about a 5'7 or 5'8 guy who is a skilled MMA or kickboxer? I don't think we would be aggresive when out or fear people bigger than us.

Isn't 5' 8" average height for a man?

Des wrote: »

Are you going to bark all day, little doggy, or are you going to bite?

Stop trolling.

Kold wrote: »

Wow, if I were actually a midget this thread would be really f*cking offensive..

Meh. Every ****er gets offended by something these days.

When the Admins censor the word "Ginger" I'll lock this thread.

its true we do have to try that extra bit harder to get noticed

I work with a short fella and he is one of the most annoying people I know, he compensates for his height by being incredibly loud, he shouts down the phone and at people sitting beside him and his laugh is almost deafening. He isn't a midget though.

I think a girl has to be incredibly small for me to consider her a midget, I work with some very short girls and I just consider them short girls, if a fella was the same height or even slightly taller I would automatically consider him a little midget fella.

To quote Ian Wright: 'I don't know what it is about little people like that.. I just love 'em!

Depeche_Mode wrote: »

To quote Ian Wright: 'I don't know what it is about little people like that.. I just love 'em!

That guy does my head in. What a plonka'

A_M101 wrote: »

I went into histerics the other day when my friend sat down on our couch and her feet didn't touch the floor...I wouldn't even consider that small.

Thats always happening to me. my ex found it hilarious. personally i enjoy being able to swing my legs

im 5ft, & i like being small & still tall enough not to be a midget, yay

i dont like standing on chair to reach presses and open/close windows though. & why do shops always have the petite length trousers on the higher up rails. i think its so the shop assistants can laugh at the small people trying to stretch up to reach

I'm not a midget but if I was I'd always dress in a suit and top hat and when walking around the city centre I'd constantly whack people on the knees with a cane.