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Are you a midget?

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  • #32
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    Sherifu wrote: »
    They've gotta be IVABIGWUN threads.

    He's only 8, the consensus of the women was that 8 is the minimum, poor iva...


  • #33
    Dinxminx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Dinxminx


    Hansel wrote: »
    Not at all. As a mate of mine would say, "she's just the right size that i could pick her up and have a **** with her"

    Ewww. Jeez I'm not THAT short..


  • #34
    How so Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,625 ✭✭✭How so Joe


    captainzapp wrote: »
    the clothes i can deal with, its having to need to get up on a chair to reach things in my kitchen!
    i remember one of my housemates was cleaning up the kitchen a bit and he put away the leftovers from dinner. the next morning i couldnt find them anywhere. i was looking for ages. i found them on top of the fridge. not only can't i reach up there, its completely out of my view as well!
    That's gotta suck. In my house, my parents have appointed me (apparently) official light-bulb changer. I have two sisters who're a couple inches taller than me, but I'm the one who changes the lightbulbs. :mad:


  • #35
    Davidius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    I'm a male at 5'06" and I don't need to be tall to reassure myself that I'm superior to everybody else. :pac:


  • #36
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Davidius wrote: »
    I'm a male at 5'06" and I don't need to be tall to reassure myself that I'm superior to everybody else. :pac:

    ^^

    Small Man Syndrome Alert!!!


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  • #37
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Davidius, do they make you sit in those bandy high chairs in McDonalds too? "Health and Safety" my hole!


  • #38
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    4'7" here.... I wear a hat to make myself look taller... I think it works.


  • #39
    captainzapp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭captainzapp


    How so Joe wrote: »
    That's gotta suck. In my house, my parents have appointed me (apparently) official light-bulb changer. I have two sisters who're a couple inches taller than me, but I'm the one who changes the lightbulbs. :mad:

    they clearly think this is hilarious and are secretly video taping your desperate attempts to reach the lightbulbs with chairs balancing on dictionarys balancing on egg cups and posting it on youtube. theyve probably subscribed to a website dedicated to tiny people doing tall people jobs.


  • #40
    Epic Tissue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Epic Tissue


    Bambi wrote: »
    lets face it, tall burds are freaks.

    :pac:

    offtopic: thank you turned on in AH?


  • #41
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Epic Tissue wrote: »
    :pac:

    offtopic: thank you turned on in AH?

    tbh


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  • #42
    Davidius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Des wrote: »
    ^^

    Small Man Syndrome Alert!!!
    Oh it's nothing to do with height. I don't walk near people very often to notice a difference and in my household I'm the 2nd tallest of 8 people. My superiority is down purely to how amazing I am.

    Though you seem pretty obsessed with this Small Man Syndrome. Got a chip on your shoulder? Outsmarted by a short man? Looking for a way to blame it on somebody or something other than yourself? We're here to help.


  • #43
    Magpie!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭Magpie!


    Bambi wrote: »
    lets face it, tall burds are freaks.

    I prefer the term evolutionary leap thank you.


  • #44
    A_M101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭A_M101


    I went into histerics the other day when my friend sat down on our couch and her feet didn't touch the floor...I wouldn't even consider that small.

    Also laughed at the little French guy I work with hopping on a chair to close a window this morning. I had opened it earlier, no chair. Think I might open it again for my amusement. 5'11 (female) has its advantages!


  • #45
    Dinxminx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Dinxminx


    I'm in proportion so my height's not all that big a deal for me.

    Aprt from the not-reaching-stuff thing. That can be annoying.


  • #46
    CountingCrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,845 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    Dinxminx wrote: »
    I'm in proportion so my height's not all that big a deal for me.

    Aprt from the not-reaching-stuff thing. That can be annoying.

    Can't you get one of those toilets that will flush as soon as you move off the seat?


  • #47
    How so Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,625 ✭✭✭How so Joe


    captainzapp wrote: »
    they clearly think this is hilarious and are secretly video taping your desperate attempts to reach the lightbulbs with chairs balancing on dictionarys balancing on egg cups and posting it on youtube. theyve probably subscribed to a website dedicated to tiny people doing tall people jobs.
    So that's what it is?! God, they're devious people.
    I'm gonna have to videotape them videotaping me now, and confront them with the evidence of their cruelty to their poor fun-sized daughter. =[


  • #48
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I'm taller than most things... chairs, beach balls, women on their sides...


  • #49
    Dinxminx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Dinxminx


    CountingCrows wrote: »
    Can't you get one of those toilets that will flush as soon as you move off the seat?

    Hahahahahahahaha!

    No. They're mad expensive...


  • #50
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    I'm a guy and i'm only 5'8 , doesn't really bother me to be honest i've never had a problem getting women and anyone who has commented on it wouldn't be someone i'd be interested in.

    In regard to big guy's not needing to be aggressive, being short doesn't make people aggresive or feel the need to make up for anything, what about a 5'7 or 5'8 guy who is a skilled MMA or kickboxer? I don't think we would be aggresive when out or fear people bigger than us.


  • #51
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,540 ✭✭✭Homer


    Hey, being born a dwarf isn't all bad news...

    Have you seen how much cheaper 'fun size' mars Bars are?


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  • #52
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    I'm a guy and i'm only 5'8 , doesn't really bother me to be honest i've never had a problem getting women and anyone who has commented on it wouldn't be someone i'd be interested in.

    In regard to big guy's not needing to be aggressive, being short doesn't make people aggresive or feel the need to make up for anything, what about a 5'7 or 5'8 guy who is a skilled MMA or kickboxer? I don't think we would be aggresive when out or fear people bigger than us.

    Are you going to bark all day, little doggy, or are you going to bite?


  • #53
    Disco Stu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭Disco Stu


    I used to be 4 midgets... got squashed together in a freak accident and am now just 1 big bas%$rd... :p

    therefore no i am not a midget....


  • #54
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRKc_AgAniI


    The king of midgets gets owned.


  • #55
    CountingCrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,845 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    Homer wrote: »
    Hey, being born a dwarf isn't all bad news...

    Have you seen how much cheaper 'fun size' mars Bars are?

    Yeah and if you wanted to use height your for evil, you could rob houses with a cat flap using a "normal persons" sock as a balaclava!


  • #56
    Dinxminx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Dinxminx


    CountingCrows wrote: »
    Yeah and if you wanted to use height your for evil, you could rob houses with a cat flap using a "normal persons" sock as a balaclava!

    Who told you about that!? :eek:


  • #57
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,540 ✭✭✭Homer


    Apparently most midgets feel unfairly discriminated against, shunned in society, denied jobs and equal opportunities, as well as being constantly made the butt of jokes. A new campaign is being launched to "Reach Out to the Little People of this world...."


    That should, of course, be "Reach Down..."


  • #58
    CountingCrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,845 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    Dinxminx wrote: »
    Who told you about that!? :eek:

    Ronnie Corbett, he's King of your people right?


  • #59
    Dinxminx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Dinxminx


    CountingCrows wrote: »
    Ronnie Corbett, he's King of your people right?

    Never heard of him. Who is he?


  • #60
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,540 ✭✭✭Homer


    CountingCrows wrote: »
    Ronnie Corbett, he's King of your people right?

    He's old school.. They've probably voted in Wee Man from jackass as the new heir? Or maybe Mini Me from austin powers?



    /edit Ronnie Corbett


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  • #61
    CountingCrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,845 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    Dinxminx wrote: »
    Never heard of him. Who is he?

    Immediately the rooster crowed the second time. Then Dinxminx remembered the word Ronnie had spoken to him: "Before the rooster crows twice you will disown me three times." And he broke down and wept.


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