Are you a midget?

Magpie! · 07-08-2008 01:58PM #1

So we've done the size/weight thing to death. Let's objectify people by height.

I personally think short men are an abomination and should be culled from the gene pool.

I'm 5'8'' and would generally go for guys 5'10 to 6'2. Last ex was same height I made an exception coz he was a fine thing but I really resented not getting to wear heels around him.

I also find it hard to take women under 5'5'' seriously. One of my old bosses was a thundering bitch. When she'd start her **** I'd just stand up it made me feel much better.

tribulus · 07-08-2008 02:00PM

Magpie! wrote: »

So we've done the size/weight thing to death. Let's objectify people by height.

I personally think short men are an abomination and should be culled from the gene pool.

I'm 5'8'' and would generally go for guys 5'10 to 6'2. Last ex was same height I made an exception coz he was a fine thing but I really resented not getting to wear heels around him.

I also find it hard to take women under 5'5'' seriously. One of my old bosses was a thundering bitch. When she'd start her **** I'd just stand up it made me feel much better.

Oh oh.

This has been done before in the Ladies Lounge. Other threads that may interest you are the boob and penis size threads.

Dyr · 07-08-2008 02:03PM

lets face it, tall burds are freaks.

captainzapp · 07-08-2008 02:04PM

Magpie! wrote: »

I also find it hard to take women under 5'5'' seriously. One of my old bosses was a thundering bitch. When she'd start her **** I'd just stand up it made me feel much better.

damn, i just miss out at 5' 4"...
i was in the kids section of m&s recently and i was able to measure myself on their childrens measuring tape. they make uniforms to fit children the same size as me!

Seachmall · 07-08-2008 02:04PM

Bambi wrote: »

lets face it, tall burds are freaks.

+1

I'm 5'7/5'8

_blank_ · 07-08-2008 02:05PM

I hate small blokes who have "Small Man Syndrome"...aggressive little pricks.

Saruman · 07-08-2008 02:09PM

5ft 8" is not very tall. I went out with a girl about that height. Im 6ft tall, maybe above average for an Irish person but certainly not tall anymore... I guess its the immigration and the younger generation is taller.
When i was growing up, i was 6ft at 12 and i could walk down Henry street and tower over everyone

it was great.

My wife is short, 5ft5" or so.

Hansel · 07-08-2008 02:12PM

I always look down on midgets. Does that make me a bad person?

Seachmall · 07-08-2008 02:12PM

Des wrote: »

I hate small blokes who have "Small Man Syndrome"...aggressive little pricks.

I know plent of small men (5' to 5'8 [my height]) and none of them would have that condition. I think its a stereotype forward by short scumbags who would be scumbags regardless of height.

_blank_ · 07-08-2008 02:14PM

Seachmall wrote: »

I know plent of small men (5' to 5'8 [my height]) and none of them would have that condition. I think its a stereotype forward by short scumbags who would be scumbags regardless of height.

I didn't say all short men have "Short Man Syndrome".

I just hate the ones who do.

35notout · 07-08-2008 02:14PM

Aren't midgets the little biting insects that attack you when relaxing in a beer garden or at a barbeque - as in "those bloody midgets have me destroyed with bites"

KTRIC · 07-08-2008 02:15PM

Des wrote: »

I hate small blokes who have "Small Man Syndrome"...aggressive little pricks.

This is quite interesting, the proper term for "Small Man Syndrome" is infact "Napoleon Complex"

_blank_ · 07-08-2008 02:15PM

35notout wrote: »

Aren't midgets the little biting insects that attack you when relaxing in a beer garden or at a barbeque - as in "those bloody midgets have me destroyed with bites"

No.

Midges

Midgets

Magpie! · 07-08-2008 02:16PM

I don't know about small man syndrome but there is definitely something about big guys not needing to be agressive coz their size speaks for itself.

I have a friend who is 6'5'' and built like a brick outdoor facilty. He's never so much as felt the need to raise his voice to anyone. The look on his face the day he met someone bigger than him was hilarious. It was like his whole concept of reality had shattered.

keane2097 · 07-08-2008 02:17PM

Bambi wrote: »

lets face it, tall burds are freaks.

QFT.

Call Me Jimmy · 07-08-2008 02:18PM

Des wrote: »

I didn't say all short men have "Short Man Syndrome".

I just hate the ones who do.

Listen "Des", I'll bate ye, right? You think I can't? It's not the size of the small body, it's what you do with it. I could loaf you in the hip, ok? So pipe down!

KTRIC · 07-08-2008 02:18PM

35notout wrote: »

Aren't midgets the little biting insects that attack you when relaxing in a beer garden or at a barbeque - as in "those bloody midgets have me destroyed with bites"

Why yes, yes they are :rolleyes:

_blank_ · 07-08-2008 02:19PM

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Listen "Des", I'll bate ye, right? You think I can't? It's not the size of the small body, it's what you do with it. I could loaf you in the hip, ok? So pipe down!

With my outstretched arm, and my palm resting on your forehead, I could hold you off.

So stop getting uppity, ok.

Call Me Jimmy · 07-08-2008 02:25PM

Don't make me angry, man. You don't want to mess with me when I'm angry. You don't know how easily I could throw a temper tantrum, cry really really hard and then sob myself to sleep, ok?

You don't want to see me unleash that ****.

Dinxminx · 07-08-2008 02:32PM

I'm only 5ft 1.... Does that make me a midget?

_blank_ · 07-08-2008 02:34PM

Dinxminx wrote: »

I'm only 5ft 1.... Does that make me a midget?

Yes, it does.

Call Me Jimmy · 07-08-2008 02:34PM

No, anyone under 4' 10" is considered a midget, I'm 6 inches short of that!

captainzapp · 07-08-2008 02:35PM

Dinxminx wrote: »

I'm only 5ft 1.... Does that make me a midget?

no, just incredibly short.

How so Joe · 07-08-2008 02:36PM

Nothin' wrong with being small!
Except when it comes to like, buying clothes.
Still buying from the children's section isn't exactly my idea of fun.
(Five two. =[)

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 07-08-2008 02:36PM

Dinxminx wrote: »

I'm only 5ft 1.... Does that make me a midget?

Yes I'm afraid so...

_blank_ · 07-08-2008 02:37PM

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

No, anyone under 4' 10" is considered a midget, I'm 6 inches short of that!

You are 4' 4"?

Jesus, are you six years of age?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 07-08-2008 02:38PM

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

No, anyone under 4' 10" is considered a midget, I'm 6 inches short of that!

Haha you're even shorter than a midget, I bet all your midget friends make fun of you.

Hansel · 07-08-2008 02:39PM

Dinxminx wrote: »

I'm only 5ft 1.... Does that make me a midget?

Not at all. As a mate of mine would say, "she's just the right size that i could pick her up and have a **** with her"

captainzapp · 07-08-2008 02:41PM

How so Joe wrote: »

Nothin' wrong with being small!
Except when it comes to like, buying clothes.
Still buying from the children's section isn't exactly my idea of fun.
(Five two. =[)

the clothes i can deal with, its having to need to get up on a chair to reach things in my kitchen!
i remember one of my housemates was cleaning up the kitchen a bit and he put away the leftovers from dinner. the next morning i couldnt find them anywhere. i was looking for ages. i found them on top of the fridge. not only can't i reach up there, its completely out of my view as well!

Sherifu · 07-08-2008 02:41PM

tribulus wrote: »

Oh oh.

This has been done before in the Ladies Lounge. Other threads that may interest you are the boob and penis size threads.

They've gotta be IVABIGWUN threads.

Call Me Jimmy · 07-08-2008 02:42PM

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Haha you're even shorter than a midget, I bet all your midget friends make fun of you.

They do! Well technically they're not midgets - they're young children. But their juvenile taunts still pack quite a punch.

Are you a midget?

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