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Give the Brits a county!

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  • #62
    thelordofcheese
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    CountingCrows wrote: »
    One county? I've got a better idea....

    "Here are Ireland's terms. Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping by every home along the way to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that, and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today."

    "I'm not finished. Before we let you leave, your Queen must cross that field, present herself before this army, put her head between his legs, and kiss her own arse."

    Eire 32

    .... Jesus fucking christ.......


  • #63
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,000 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Don't worry cheese, he's not gonna get anywhere when he can't even edit a copy and paste from Braveheart properly... :rolleyes:

    My answer - Cork with or without the 6 counties being returned.

    Or for kicks, give 'em Kerry and watch them hand it back 2 weeks later with the note 'Sorry, old chaps, can't understand a word out of that Healy Rae fellows mouth'... :D

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  • #64
    phasers
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    one of the little islands in Clew bay


  • #65
    KateF
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    Why not just let them have "LondonDerry"...


  • #66
    Mint Sauce
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    PrivateEye wrote: »

    If they wouldn't....

    Leitrim. Take it. Take it and feck off.

    it cant be an imaginary county, how about west britian, sorry, dublin

    :D


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  • #67
    Bobalicious93
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    The Aran Islands

    Pointless little things


  • #68
    slimjimmc
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    Sure haven't they got one already : Queen's county (the wrinklies call it Leix but most of us know it as Laois )


  • #69
    supertramp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭supertramp


    Cork


  • #70
    PrivateEye
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    irish-stew wrote: »
    it cant be an imaginary county, how about west britian, sorry, dublin

    :D

    West Brits?

    Oi! Where were all you lot in '16?

    :pac:


  • #71
    Mossy Monk
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    Cork sounds like a good idea.


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  • #72
    aidan24326
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    Louth is a fairly pointless piece of land in all fairness, they can have that. We'd get rid of two major crapholes (Dundalk and Drogheda) in one fell swoop.

    The Brits could then rename them Weatherfield and Walford.


  • #73
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,669 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    I'd give them County Down, assuming we can give one of the 6 counties we got back, i'd have no problem with that because that's where the unionists have a huge majority and it's better to give them a pro unisist county then an anti one like Cork. Down or Antrim would be my choice


  • #74
    arseagon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 598 ✭✭✭arseagon


    Kilkenny, apparently they pissed on the powder. And the hurling would be better if all the other counties had a chance.


  • #75
    Nightwish
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    Cork. No reason other than I dont really like Cork.


  • #76
    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    Fvck it, give 'em Rockall.


  • #77
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    dublin. its about time that it wasnt held back by the rest of the country :)


  • #78
    [Deleted User]
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    Don't they already own Dublin?


  • #79
    Sir Gallagher
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Don't they already own Dublin?

    No you're thinking of Poland.


  • #80
    Dord
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    Roscommon.

    It doesn't exist, but they don't know that! :D


  • #81
    [Deleted User]
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    Dord wrote: »
    Roscommon.

    It doesn't exist, but they don't know that! :D

    A friend told me he comes from Roscommon. I knew it was a lie.


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  • #82
    Snowbie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,033 ✭✭✭Snowbie


    Well it all came to ahead in the Royal county, and get them to take that Boyne river and the useless bridge too that cost how much on the M1:pac:

    No serious Meath should go, Cork or South Dublin.:D


  • #83
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    I reckon Roscommon exists and i'd imagine it's kind of like Sleepy Hollow.


  • #84
    Dord
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    A friend told me he comes from Roscommon. I knew it was a lie.

    He's probably from Cork and just doesn't want anyone knowing. Does he randomly throw the words "like" and "boy" into sentences?


  • #85
    xOxSinéadxOx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,604 ✭✭✭xOxSinéadxOx


    poll?

    dublin


  • #86
    monosharp
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    Dublin.

    Its British in almost everyway anyways.


  • #87
    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    monosharp wrote: »
    Dublin.

    Its British in almost everyway anyways.

    I think the Chinese, Poles and Nigerians would kick up a stink.


  • #88
    Sherifu
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    Dublin. Just to see what would happen.


  • #89
    junior_apollo
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    Mairt wrote: »
    I think the Chinese, Poles and Nigerians would kick up a stink.

    Dont they do that anyway?... :eek: *careful now*


  • #90
    fullstop
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    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
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    Bravo :rolleyes: I happen to live in the area so I'm well aware of DLRCC but it's still not a county. Can you name the 32 counties admiral? Need some help maybe?


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  • #91
    [Deleted User]
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    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    leitrim, if it exists

    +1 :p


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