Give the Brits a county!

Quazzie

Hypothetical question here.

If the British Government decided that in an effort to keep peace and unity in Ireland they would give us back the six ulster counties but in return they wanted one county in return and that the nation of Ireland could choose which one. Which county would ya give them?

Which county do ya think we could do without and would rather not have part of our new found united country?

taidghbaby

cork

Rhyme

Carlow.

ROCKMAN

Dublin

Turd Ferguson

taidghbaby wrote: »

cork

Cork being a part of England, hahahaha

You should be carefull posting stuff like that. It could break the internet.

Zangetsu

Take the 6 then beat them out of the one we gave them

Probably Laoise :P

chopperbyrne

taidghbaby wrote: »

cork

I'd love to give away Cork, but it has its uses.

One of the loser midlands counties like Laois!

admiralofthefleet

leitrim, if it exists

eden_my_ass

Surely the west british republic of Dublin is a natural choice. At least then the rest of this country might get a look in when it comes to national development

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Cark.

Captain Darling

Dublin.

Shower of West Brits.


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.



Only joking

Gran Hermano

Another vote for Cork.

Might give them a real reason to be rebels.

Chong

Longford.

shenanigans1982

Carlow deserves to be kept if even just for the women.

Go with Louth after a few weeks listening to the accent we would get the other five counties back if we took Louth back.

testicle

Dunlaoghaire-Rathdown - most of them are West Brits anyway....

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Somewhere on the west coast just to be difficult. Or donegal just to be mean

Captain Darling

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

leitrim, if it exists

Its only a makey up spot. Like Atlantis, Tir na Nog, or Tuam.

chopperbyrne

Des wrote: »

Cark.

But then you'd lose away fixtures at Turners Cross.

CountingCrows

One county? I've got a better idea....

"Here are Ireland's terms. Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping by every home along the way to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that, and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today."

"I'm not finished. Before we let you leave, your Queen must cross that field, present herself before this army, put her head between his legs, and kiss her own arse."

Eire 32

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chopperbyrne wrote: »

But then you'd lose away fixtures at Turners Cross.

We don't play in that division.

FunkZ

Cork. The Corkonians would be sooo pissed off, the uprising would be ROFLMAO.

chopperbyrne

Des wrote: »

We don't play in that division.

Have you no ambition Des?!!!!

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chopperbyrne wrote: »

Have you no ambition Des?!!!!

I've no ambition to go to Cark, no.

Ruu_Old

Dublin <throw in cringeworthy full of 'West Brits' comment>

dee8839

Longford, because I can honestly say in all my years (all 20 of them ) I have yet to be there, hear any major news from there, or even meet someone from there. I'm not sure where it is on a map, I don't know their GAA colours or if they even play GAA, heck, I don't even know what province they're in.

So would I really miss them if they're gone??

Saruman

Im not sure England even wants NI. If the people up there decided to not be part of the UK any more i think they would breath a sigh of relief to be honest
However since the majority of people who live there want to be part of the UK then its not even worth joking about.
All is well the way things are.

Heisenberg.

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elmyra

Donegal. Highest unemployment (or used to be anyway). Donegal made the economy recess....get them!!!

stovelid

Cork. Espeically if the black and tans were brought back in.

junior_apollo

The Dubs already have the flag waving down... And im sure with enough con-saws we cud just cut around the border and float it off over to them...

allybhoy

elmyra wrote: »

Donegal. Highest unemployment (or used to be anyway). Donegal made the economy recess....get them!!!

Great fishing though........


I would personally give offaly, in fact id give it even if they didnt trade us a county. Its a whole. People up all night looking at huge diggers driving by their houses "I never thought the human mind could be capable of such a thing..."

Saruman

And give them Tullamore Dew? NEVER

junior_apollo

Saruman wrote: »

And give them Tullamore Dew? NEVER

+1 +1 +1!!!

chopperbyrne

Donegal has to stay if only for the Banana drink and Football Special.

Nyom nyom

admiralofthefleet

actually, how about we give them nothing and they give us 6

junior_apollo

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

actually, how about we give them nothing and they give us 6

Or the opposite... how bout we give them the whole ting... recession and all.. let them deal with it... while we feck off and buy a little tropical island and live there until we ruin that one too!

Saruman

junior_apollo wrote: »

Or the opposite... how bout we give them the whole ting... recession and all.. let them deal with it... while we feck off and buy a little tropical island and live there until we ruin that one too!

I think they own most of the tropical Islands too... well them, the US and the French.

We could swap for the UK virgin islands.

Agamemnon

Dublin. If the British think they have a bad chav problem now, just wait 'til they have to deal with Anto, Deco, Damo and all their tracksuited, heroin-addled chums. It'll be bleedin' deadly.

javaboy

Saruman wrote: »

virgin islands.

Sounds like they need some missionary action. Wink wink. Nudge nudge.

Black Swan

"OC" (Orange County)





**Bad B!ue runs!**

Fratton Fred

testicle wrote: »

Dunlaoghaire-Rathdown - most of them are West Brits anyway....

south east Brits actually

CountingCrows wrote: »

One county? I've got a better idea....

"Here are Ireland's terms. Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping by every home along the way to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that, and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today."

"I'm not finished. Before we let you leave, your Queen must cross that field, present herself before this army, put her head between his legs, and kiss her own arse."

Eire 32

aaahhh, did someone steal your potatos? never mind. I think you'll find most of them come from Scotland actually, not England.

GSTQ:D

Can we not choose which county to have, I'd personally go for Cavan, just to piss them off.

Saruman

Look, if we have to give them a county... lets make Lough Neigh a county and give them that

V9

Carlow

dlofnep

Roscommon. Everybody knows it doesn't really exist anyway.

KnifeWRENCH

Give them Limerick - after a few days they'll just give it back and run away.
Then we're left with 32. Problem solved.

dlofnep

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

actually, how about we give them nothing and they give us 6

Best answer yet.

rainbowchild

junior_apollo wrote: »

Or the opposite... how bout we give them the whole ting... recession and all.. let them deal with it... while we feck off and buy a little tropical island and live there until we ruin that one too!

junior apollo wins

darkman2

'Give the Brits a county'




nah....even though I dont like Cork people I think that would be too cruel on the Brits. Give them Muff - its in North Donegal somewhere.

IronMan

It would have to be Roscommon. In fact the entire midlands could be sold off to the highest bidder.

Ass

TBH, I wouldn't give up any Irish County for any of those rubbish Northie Counties. They all talk funny up there, even more so than they do in Cork.

fullstop

testicle wrote: »

Dunlaoghaire-Rathdown - most of them are West Brits anyway....

:rolleyes: That's in county Dublin last time I checked