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Give the Brits a county!

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  • #32
    Saruman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,389 ✭✭✭✭Saruman


    And give them Tullamore Dew? NEVER


  • #33
    junior_apollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    Saruman wrote: »
    And give them Tullamore Dew? NEVER

    +1 +1 +1!!!


  • #34
    chopperbyrne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,143 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    Donegal has to stay if only for the Banana drink and Football Special.

    Nyom nyom


  • #35
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    actually, how about we give them nothing and they give us 6


  • #36
    junior_apollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    actually, how about we give them nothing and they give us 6

    Or the opposite... how bout we give them the whole ting... recession and all.. let them deal with it... while we feck off and buy a little tropical island and live there until we ruin that one too! :D


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  • #37
    Saruman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,389 ✭✭✭✭Saruman


    junior_apollo wrote: »
    Or the opposite... how bout we give them the whole ting... recession and all.. let them deal with it... while we feck off and buy a little tropical island and live there until we ruin that one too! :D

    I think they own most of the tropical Islands too... well them, the US and the French.

    We could swap for the UK virgin islands.


  • #38
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Dublin. If the British think they have a bad chav problem now, just wait 'til they have to deal with Anto, Deco, Damo and all their tracksuited, heroin-addled chums. It'll be bleedin' deadly.


  • #39
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Saruman wrote: »
    virgin islands.

    Sounds like they need some missionary action. Wink wink. Nudge nudge.


  • #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "OC" (Orange County)





    **Bad B!ue runs!**


  • #41
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    testicle wrote: »
    Dunlaoghaire-Rathdown - most of them are West Brits anyway....
    south east Brits actually ;)
    CountingCrows wrote: »
    One county? I've got a better idea....

    "Here are Ireland's terms. Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping by every home along the way to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that, and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today."

    "I'm not finished. Before we let you leave, your Queen must cross that field, present herself before this army, put her head between his legs, and kiss her own arse."

    Eire 32

    aaahhh, did someone steal your potatos? never mind. I think you'll find most of them come from Scotland actually, not England.

    GSTQ:D

    Can we not choose which county to have, I'd personally go for Cavan, just to piss them off.


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  • #42
    Saruman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,389 ✭✭✭✭Saruman


    Look, if we have to give them a county... lets make Lough Neigh a county and give them that :D


  • #43
    V9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭V9


    Carlow


  • #44
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Roscommon. Everybody knows it doesn't really exist anyway.


  • #45
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Give them Limerick - after a few days they'll just give it back and run away.
    Then we're left with 32. Problem solved.


  • #46
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    actually, how about we give them nothing and they give us 6

    Best answer yet.


  • #47
    rainbowchild
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41 ✭rainbowchild


    junior_apollo wrote: »
    Or the opposite... how bout we give them the whole ting... recession and all.. let them deal with it... while we feck off and buy a little tropical island and live there until we ruin that one too! :D


    junior apollo wins


  • #48
    darkman2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭darkman2


    'Give the Brits a county'




    nah....even though I dont like Cork people I think that would be too cruel on the Brits. Give them Muff - its in North Donegal somewhere.


  • #49
    IronMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 598 ✭✭✭IronMan


    It would have to be Roscommon. In fact the entire midlands could be sold off to the highest bidder.


  • #50
    Ass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 995 ✭✭✭Ass


    TBH, I wouldn't give up any Irish County for any of those rubbish Northie Counties. They all talk funny up there, even more so than they do in Cork.


  • #51
    fullstop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 12,720 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    testicle wrote: »
    Dunlaoghaire-Rathdown - most of them are West Brits anyway....
    :rolleyes: That's in county Dublin last time I checked


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  • #52
    sock puppet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,586 ✭✭✭sock puppet


    The Scientist wrote: »
    If ever there was an easier answer to a question....

    Very sporting of you to nominate your own county.


  • #53
    Blazer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,540 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    ROCKMAN wrote: »
    Dublin

    +1


  • #54
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    Waterford could do with some decent roads and good health services. Please.


  • #55
    oriain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49 ✭oriain


    Can we not just take the 6 counties and then give them back the next day. The Biffo could text Gordon Brown "shur we were only messin' wid ya!". Dump a whole country by text message. Class!


  • #56
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Irelands eye :D


  • #57
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    fullstop wrote: »
    :rolleyes: That's in county Dublin last time I checked

    image002.jpg


  • #58
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    They can keep the 6 counties as far as I'm concerned. They created the f*cking mess up there so they can live with it.

    I think that enough punishment for the years of sh!te they gave us.


  • #59
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,369 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    KTRIC wrote: »
    They can keep the 6 counties as far as I'm concerned. They created the f*cking mess up there so they can live with it.

    Exactly what I was going to say. I'd rather keep the ones we have.


  • #60
    PrivateEye
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭PrivateEye


    I wonder if they would settle for the Dail ceantair of Dun Laoghaire/Rathdown?

    If they wouldn't....

    Leitrim. Take it. Take it and feck off.


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  • #61
    R0ot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    Dublin of course :pac:


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