Give the Brits a county!

Quazzie · 06-08-2008 04:01PM #1

Hypothetical question here.

If the British Government decided that in an effort to keep peace and unity in Ireland they would give us back the six ulster counties but in return they wanted one county in return and that the nation of Ireland could choose which one. Which county would ya give them?

Which county do ya think we could do without and would rather not have part of our new found united country?

taidghbaby · 06-08-2008 04:02PM

cork

Rhyme · 06-08-2008 04:03PM

Carlow.

ROCKMAN · 06-08-2008 04:04PM

Dublin

Turd Ferguson · 06-08-2008 04:05PM

taidghbaby wrote: »

cork

Cork being a part of England, hahahaha

You should be carefull posting stuff like that. It could break the internet.

Zangetsu · 06-08-2008 04:05PM

Take the 6 then beat them out of the one we gave them

Probably Laoise :P

chopperbyrne · 06-08-2008 04:05PM

taidghbaby wrote: »

cork

I'd love to give away Cork, but it has its uses.

One of the loser midlands counties like Laois!

admiralofthefleet · 06-08-2008 04:06PM

leitrim, if it exists

eden_my_ass · 06-08-2008 04:06PM

Surely the west british republic of Dublin is a natural choice. At least then the rest of this country might get a look in when it comes to national development

_blank_ · 06-08-2008 04:06PM

Cark.

Captain Darling · 06-08-2008 04:06PM

Dublin.

Shower of West Brits.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Only joking

Gran Hermano · 06-08-2008 04:06PM

Another vote for Cork.

Might give them a real reason to be rebels.

Chong · 06-08-2008 04:06PM

Longford.

shenanigans1982 · 06-08-2008 04:07PM

Carlow deserves to be kept if even just for the women.

Go with Louth after a few weeks listening to the accent we would get the other five counties back if we took Louth back.

testicle · 06-08-2008 04:07PM

Dunlaoghaire-Rathdown - most of them are West Brits anyway....

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 06-08-2008 04:07PM

Somewhere on the west coast just to be difficult. Or donegal just to be mean

Captain Darling · 06-08-2008 04:07PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

leitrim, if it exists

Its only a makey up spot. Like Atlantis, Tir na Nog, or Tuam.

chopperbyrne · 06-08-2008 04:07PM

Des wrote: »

Cark.

But then you'd lose away fixtures at Turners Cross.

CountingCrows · 06-08-2008 04:08PM

One county? I've got a better idea....

"Here are Ireland's terms. Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping by every home along the way to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that, and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today."

"I'm not finished. Before we let you leave, your Queen must cross that field, present herself before this army, put her head between his legs, and kiss her own arse."

Eire 32

_blank_ · 06-08-2008 04:09PM

chopperbyrne wrote: »

But then you'd lose away fixtures at Turners Cross.

We don't play in that division.

FunkZ · 06-08-2008 04:10PM

Cork. The Corkonians would be sooo pissed off, the uprising would be ROFLMAO.

chopperbyrne · 06-08-2008 04:10PM

Des wrote: »

We don't play in that division.

Have you no ambition Des?!!!!

_blank_ · 06-08-2008 04:11PM

chopperbyrne wrote: »

Have you no ambition Des?!!!!

I've no ambition to go to Cark, no.

Ruu_Old · 06-08-2008 04:11PM

Dublin <throw in cringeworthy full of 'West Brits' comment>

dee8839 · 06-08-2008 04:12PM

Longford, because I can honestly say in all my years (all 20 of them

) I have yet to be there, hear any major news from there, or even meet someone from there. I'm not sure where it is on a map, I don't know their GAA colours or if they even play GAA, heck, I don't even know what province they're in.

So would I really miss them if they're gone??

Saruman · 06-08-2008 04:13PM

Im not sure England even wants NI. If the people up there decided to not be part of the UK any more i think they would breath a sigh of relief to be honest

However since the majority of people who live there want to be part of the UK then its not even worth joking about.
All is well the way things are.

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elmyra · 06-08-2008 04:15PM

Donegal. Highest unemployment (or used to be anyway). Donegal made the economy recess....get them!!!

stovelid · 06-08-2008 04:17PM

Cork. Espeically if the black and tans were brought back in.

junior_apollo · 06-08-2008 04:19PM

The Dubs already have the flag waving down... And im sure with enough con-saws we cud just cut around the border and float it off over to them...

allybhoy · 06-08-2008 04:20PM

elmyra wrote: »

Donegal. Highest unemployment (or used to be anyway). Donegal made the economy recess....get them!!!

Great fishing though........

I would personally give offaly, in fact id give it even if they didnt trade us a county. Its a whole. People up all night looking at huge diggers driving by their houses "I never thought the human mind could be capable of such a thing..."

Give the Brits a county!

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