Stay out if youre queasy!

Krsnik87 · 06-08-2008 03:15PM

Top 3 would be:

- Falling off a wall and shattered my front teeth off the corner on the way down.

- Was fighting over a mop while hammered at a party, I somehow ended up arse over tit and snapped my collar bone with the bone popping out, its still not back in place.

- Not one of my ouchies but I inflicted it on someone else: I was after gettin punched in the face by my older bro and hit the deck. he went to jump on me and I lifted up my foot and caught him square in the nuts, held him there for a second or 2 before he dropped off to the side. He didn't move, couldn't even make a noise he was in so much pain. He had to take 2 days off school cause he was pissing blood...

Still feel bad about that one...

NewFrockTuesday · 06-08-2008 03:20PM

Messing around with shears as a young lad.Snikety,Snikety,Snikety.Caught myself on both sides of the nose,fairly hard as well.Remember looking in the mirror as the white imprints became red and wet....F'ing sore I tells ya.Hospital please!!

What do you mean? You gave yourself a Chelsea nose/cheek? :eek:

you should be wrapped in bubble wrap for your own safety

Agreed. Although some dates Ive been on would probably steal that bubblewrap if they had known what was coming. I set a menu on fire leaning over a candle and shook it to put it out and ended up fireballing the poor guy.
Another fell off Howth Pier and on another date when I was dancing (I use the term loosely) I spiked his toe and defo heard a crunch. he didnt let on the soldier, but I know I done some damage - just not sure how serious.....I didnt follow up that one.

(Why did I agree to Salsa? Im the worst dancer in Ireland)

My wrist is really hurting. Its ragin ghot and too sore to hold under water. Time to route out the Solphadine I think.

NewFrockTuesday · 06-08-2008 03:21PM

- Was fighting over a mop while hammered at a party,

No wimmins at this party?

Mimikyu · 06-08-2008 03:23PM

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Mena · 06-08-2008 03:23PM

Most disgusting for me was having a lightbulb blow up in my face and take out an eye. That was some sick "%£%.

Most painful is between tearing all the ligaments in my ankle (drunken wall jumping) and sticking my head through my windscreen at 120Kph after some bint jumped a traffic light.

Duggy747 · 06-08-2008 03:32PM

Let's see,

I stabbed myself above the knee with a pencil quite deeply. It's sorta hard to explain how I did it but I didn't get the lead removed until about 5 years later.

I was climbing over a 8ft fence, I'm only 6ft something, hand gets caught on a sharp thing poking out on the top, I continue to fall.........cue hand ripped wide open, skin from my middle finger comes off and hangs off my hand like a cloth, nerves sliced to side of ring finger causing numbness.

Me hand got put back together with the help of 40 stitches and a doctor who says half-way through "Norm-al-lee we git a hand surgeon for thees kind of surge-a-ree!!" :eek:

Hand is back to normal and I got this big scar running down the middle of my hand............makes me look dangerous :pac:

NewFrockTuesday · 06-08-2008 03:47PM

Most disgusting for me was having a lightbulb blow up in my face and take out an eye. That was some sick "%£%.

We have a winner!!! :eek:

I'm only 6ft something

Haha! Only...

taidghbaby · 06-08-2008 03:50PM

Dellgirl2 wrote: »

Agreed. Although some dates Ive been on would probably steal that bubblewrap if they had known what was coming. I set a menu on fire leaning over a candle and shook it to put it out and ended up fireballing the poor guy.
Another fell off Howth Pier and on another date when I was dancing (I use the term loosely) I spiked his toe and defo heard a crunch. he didnt let on the soldier, but I know I done some damage - just not sure how serious.....I didnt follow up that one. (Why did I agree to Salsa? Im the worst dancer in Ireland)

My wrist is really hurting. Its ragin ghot and too sore to hold under water. Time to route out the Solphadine I think.

is your name francesca spencer??

Birneybau · 06-08-2008 03:52PM

Dellgirl2 wrote: »

What do you mean? You gave yourself a Chelsea nose/cheek? :eek:

Yeah,so scars though.

Pyr0 · 06-08-2008 04:10PM

Oh when I was 12 I managed to drop a De-fat fryer all over my legs, it had only been turned off for about 15 minutes. Lots of screaming and panick, called the ambulance and the firebrigade tagged along too. Got it wrapped up in the hospital, went back a day or two later to get my bandage changed, looked down at my leg to find it covered in yellow blisters they were big massive things too ! I started to cry when they told me they only way to get rid of them was to burst them with a needle and squeeze the water out...

NewFrockTuesday · 06-08-2008 04:17PM

Ok...this is in quick succession, but I think one of my bottom teeth at the back just imploded. Was in pain and now....IN SEVERE PAIN! It looks like its all still there but I def felt a big "pop" and the tooth feels ...there and fizzy. Its like my tooth had an orgasm! wtf? :eek:

Pass the bubble wrap.

Big Knox · 06-08-2008 04:45PM

Split my head open off a concrete step which had to be stapled back together.
Ripped the entire length of my inner thigh on a rusty nail jumping out of a tree which required 28 stitches.
Broke 3 bones in my foot, my finger, my elbow and dislocated my shoulder.
Got a wooden deckchair smashed off my face which knocked out a tooth and broke my nose pretty bad causing the bridge to move to one side.
But by far the worst was standing on a pint glass which went up through my foot, severed 3 tendons and caused alot of the bottom of my foot to fall out in the centre of the wound while it was healing (which took over 3 months) and as a result I have no strength in my foot and have since damaged ligaments in that ankle 4 times, each time the damage getting progressivly worse.

Yes there all true and yes im an idiot but whatever doesen't kill you will make you stronger and all that... :pac:

Theres probably more but thats all I can think of right now.

Big Knox · 06-08-2008 04:51PM

Also just seen this today.

http://www.break.com/index/wall-falls-on-dudes-leg.html

That's gonna leave a mark!! :eek:

antodeco · 06-08-2008 05:12PM

Dellgirl2 wrote: »

Ok...this is in quick succession, but I think one of my bottom teeth at the back just imploded. Was in pain and now....IN SEVERE PAIN! It looks like its all still there but I def felt a big "pop" and the tooth feels ...there and fizzy. Its like my tooth had an orgasm! wtf? :eek:

Pass the bubble wrap.

AN orgasming tooth? Giggidy giggidy!! Maybe the tooth just popped out of the gum. Might become loose over the next 24 Hours!

Things happened to me:

- 2 inch scar (not really visible anymore) over my left eye from landing headfirst on top of a wall.
- Having my little finger "explode". Got crushed between 2 skateboards, nerve popped out and was hanging out for quite a while. Still scarred.
- Smashed all my front teeth playing what I now call "head butt chasing". Actually, that whole "butt chasing" seems wrong!!
- Fell and hit my head on the ground. A stone got stuck in my forehead for a few days. Was fairly manky, but I felt cool.
- Playing football and the goalie came out. Knees first in the air, right into my nose. Blood everywhere, cartilidge too. Nose is still perfect though!

- Most painful was when an ant bit me between my toes. Hopped around for hours. I went ballistic ripping up the room to kill that little fecking ant.

Stay out if youre queasy!

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