Our Parents Lied To Us/Things you believed as a child

Lies our parents told us:

"If you pick your nose your brains will fall out"

"If you put a sea shell to your ear, you can hear the sea waves"

"The street-man turns on the street lights"

lying fookers


Things I believed as a child:

That if you killed a bee they gave off a dying noise other bees heard to come and attack you.

You could get a girl pregnant by kissing.

If you tied a knot in an electric cable the electricity couldn't get through.

Swallowing an apple pip would make apples grow in your belly.

That canned laughter on TV shows was the sound of all the other people laughing in their respective homes.

That my Ma & Da had a chip in their heads and knew when I was been bold.

That if I concentrated really really hard I could stop time.



Erm. 2 things.

1) Please tell me my parents werent the only ones, and

2) That I wasnt dropped on my head as child which resulted in the above thoughts.

kthnxbye