Admit something strange about yourself.

Queen-Mise · 31-07-2008 11:01PM

Wibbs wrote: »

I can't swim and I've never eaten a pizza, chinese food or a hamburger.

you haven't lived....

I have very twisted morals for example - if i find a purse or wallet, I keep half the money and then hand it in.

KatCookie · 31-07-2008 11:16PM

nummnutts wrote: »

I've snorted dibdab.

i've always wanted to do that..

i'm so indecisive that i dont know if i'm indecisive or not

Captain Ginger · 31-07-2008 11:18PM

I have two small freckles, one on my hand and one on my penis, and they're both exactly the same.

Havermeyer · 31-07-2008 11:20PM

KatCookie wrote: »

i've always wanted to do that..

i'm so indecisive that i dont know if i'm indecisive or not

Well, you may want to stop being indecisive, and just snort some fizz. No point for indecisiveness.

stevecrow74 · 31-07-2008 11:25PM

i have no problem picking things up with my feet/toes

had an obsured fettish/passion for fish..

wanna get laid in an aquarium.. anywhere else will also do

longshanks · 31-07-2008 11:27PM

in the time of chimpanzee's i was a monkey

rainbow kirby · 31-07-2008 11:31PM

I am a 24 year old woman who does not own any make-up or nail varnish.

beertons · 31-07-2008 11:31PM

jigglywoo wrote: »

Is it helping?

Suprisingly, yes. Have to wash the affected area's in cream, wipe off, then rub a kind of bees wax on. My finger nails went a bit bad, so only applying it there every three days now. Not allowed aftershave either. My partner says I don't smell bad either, and my friends didn't mention it either. Happy days

ImDave · 31-07-2008 11:36PM

Talk to myself in the car without really realising it sometimes.

Manic Moran · 31-07-2008 11:39PM

I'm a 33-year old combat veteran, and I sleep with a cuddly ant-eater named Irving. Every patrol I was on in Iraq was made in company of a very small cuddly hedgehog, and my cuddly Loch Ness Monster is a world-traveller and a certified paratrooper, by virtue of the school issueing her a log book and stamping it after each jump, which she made in my pocket.

And I command over a hundred soldiers and 200 tons of armoured vehicles. Be very afraid.

"I reject you're reality, and substitute my own"

That typo is deliberate, correct?

NTM

Wibbs · 31-07-2008 11:43PM

Manic Moran wrote: »

I'm a 33-year old combat veteran, and I sleep with a cuddly ant-eater named Irving. Every patrol I was on in Iraq was made in company of a very small cuddly hedgehog, and my cuddly Loch Ness Monster is a world-traveller and a certified paratrooper, by virtue of the school issueing her a log book and stamping it after each jump, which she made in my pocket.

And I command over a hundred soldiers and 200 tons of armoured vehicles. Be very afraid.

NTM

OK is there a Hands up I surrender smiley around here?:D

Steez · 31-07-2008 11:52PM

So...if you read through this thread and are muttering "yep, do that, yeah that too, yep, yep, usually, every now and then" etc. etc. is...is that bad?

krd · 01-08-2008 12:40AM

snyper wrote: »

i want to dig up and have sex with katie f.

seriously.

She's not really dead ,,, she's just different these days.

If you need a hand I'll come help you dig her up

BraziliaNZ · 01-08-2008 01:59AM

I used to beat off to the girls advertising the excersize/tanning equipment in the Argos catalogue in the mid '90s

MagicMarker · 01-08-2008 05:20AM

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

I used to beat off to the girls advertising the excersize/tanning equipment in the Argos catalogue in the mid '90s

I'm a hypocrite, as a pedestrian i hate drivers and as a driver i hate pedestrians.

DeVore · 01-08-2008 05:26AM

According to a recent hearing test I can hear down to 4hz. (most people stop at 20).

DeV.

electric69 · 01-08-2008 05:36AM

I can multiply numbers in my head faster than most people can on a calculator.

I can bend my knees backwards.

Xavi6 · 01-08-2008 05:37AM

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

I used to beat off to the girls advertising the excersize/tanning equipment in the Argos catalogue in the mid '90s

Also guilty.

I refuse to eat any form of vegetable

hussey · 01-08-2008 05:45AM

Xavi6 wrote: »

Also guilty.

I refuse to eat any form of vegetable

Chips??
(Veg + oil?)

hussey · 01-08-2008 05:47AM

When I was 11 or 12 I tried to smoke 'Grass'

Not drugs grass, but grass grass .. as we thought this was the cool people smoked to get high.

Xavi6 · 01-08-2008 05:49AM

hussey wrote: »

Chips??
(Veg + oil?)

Ah spuds don't count, sure they're in the blood!

Tar.Aldarion · 01-08-2008 05:52AM

I was dropped on my head as a child and have a little harry potter scar.
I taught myself the Pythagorean Theorem before I had started promary school or heard of what math was.
I convinced my brothers as a child that I was a vampire.
My sister(and I) is more proud of me having a quote on bash.org than me getting the only 1.1 in my year.
I only feel the need to sleep every 36-48 hours as I don't feel tired.
I view people I don't know as no different to me than any other animal, ie the way people would view a random duck, dog or rat and show no favouritism to my species over another.
I stayed awake for one week before which is a few days off the world record. :-p
I don't like pizza.

hussey · 01-08-2008 06:04AM

Tara Le d'Arion wrote: »

I don't like pizza.

Fooking hell that's just scary ... even just plain cheese pizza??

BraziliaNZ · 01-08-2008 06:07AM

i hate people who are fussy with food, it bugs the hell out of me

bronte · 01-08-2008 06:09AM

Once I got a pencil stuck in my leg.

sickpuppy32 · 01-08-2008 06:09AM

i have no telpias bone in either of my ankles

randylonghorn · 01-08-2008 06:11AM

Tara Le d'Arion wrote: »

I was dropped on my head as a child and have a little harry potter scar.
I taught myself the Pythagorean Theorem before I had started promary school or heard of what math was.
I convinced my brothers as a child that I was a vampire.
My sister(and I) is more proud of me having a quote on bash.org than me getting the only 1.1 in my year.
I only feel the need to sleep every 36-48 hours as I don't feel tired.
I view people I don't know as no different to me than any other animal, ie the way people would view a random duck, dog or rat and show no favouritism to my species over another.
I stayed awake for one week before which is a few days off the world record. :-p
I don't like pizza.

They're the strangest things about you?!

Ignoring the elephant in the kitchen there, Tara!

Captain Ginger wrote: »

I have two small freckles, one on my hand and one on my penis, and they're both exactly the same.

Jeez, I didn't know freckles were contagious!

Tar.Aldarion · 01-08-2008 06:13AM

I don't think that is that strange.

Fooking hell that's just scary ... even just plain cheese pizza??

Nope, ugh.

beautiation · 01-08-2008 06:15AM

I only sleep for 45 minutes four times a day, meaning I have an extra 5 hours on the average sucker, or about the same amount of time as somebody who doesn't use boards. :pac:

I have a morbid fear of anything involving the ass, but get intense sexual pleasure from rubbing between my toes which more than compensates.

My tongue always tastes of strawberries no matter what I've eaten. If I didn't like strawberries I don't know what I'd have done by now.

I used to always pray individually to Jesus and all the apostles up to when I was 9, and would give each of them personalities to make things more interesting. Now I don't believe in Jesus I don't talk to him anymore, but still occassionally discuss football with James the Less or hatch evil plans with Judas.

Tar.Aldarion · 01-08-2008 06:21AM

Love the apostles thing. DaVinci/Polyphasic sleep pattern eh, interesting.

Admit something strange about yourself.

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