Admit something strange about yourself.

Cody montana

I once locked myself out of my house in college for 2 days.

I have a scar of a lightning bolt on my leg.

I've smoked tea, evergreen tree and plastic.

I once got lost on an island for 7 hours and had to be rescued.

I first got drunk when i was 3.

I crashed my parents car when i was 10.

Random

I posted in this thread.

Archeron

I'm in my early thirties and I cant ride a bicycle. (well, I've never tried so I presume I cant).

Cody montana

random wrote: »

I posted in this thread.

*clap clap clap*

Peyton Manning

I made best friends with volleyball while stranded on a desert island once.

Phlann

Man i wish Wilson had gotten the oscar instead of Tom Hanks.

Peyton Manning

Who's Wilson?

Rhyme

My belly button is off-centre.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I like cats.

MagicMarker

I have a tremendous fear of stamps.

Kold

Fish and bugs scare the f*ck out of me.

monkeyfudge

I have 3 kidneys.

And no... you can't have one.... I don't care how sick you are.

Conor108

wilson was the ball

FunkZ

I like Japanese women wayyy too much

Peyton Manning

Conor108 wrote: »

wilson was the ball

Not my ball. My ball was Gregory.

AckwelFoley

i find women on crutches a serious turn on...


ive always associated it with them taking a good cocking .. hence the turn on.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Archimedes wrote: »

Not my ball. My ball was Gregory.

Whcih one? Left or right?

Cody montana

I own about 30 hens and 5 ducks.

I once kept a toilet in my sitting room for 3 weeks(from a skip).

I used to have pet stick insects.

I have an A from Centra in my wardrobe.

StormWarrior

I find unicorns sexually arousing. And long-haired men acting gay with each other.

And I have developed a corpse fetish after seeing this arousing picture:
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Phlann

I'd like to pork Janet Street-Porter (10 years ago, she's way too old now).

There's something hot about that level of ugliness.

Kold

Phlann wrote: »

I'd like to pork Janet Street-Porter (10 years ago, she's way too old now).

There's something hot about that level of ugliness.

... Really?

Naos

snyper wrote: »

i find women on crutches a serious turn on...

ive always associated it with them taking a good cocking .. hence the turn on.

You sure its not so they've less chance of getting away...

I have a gap the size of my finger between my big toe & eh, index(?) toe.

AckwelFoley

i want to dig up and have sex with katie f.

seriously.

Madam

I have one hazel and one green eye.

Phlann

Kold wrote: »

... Really?

Yes :pac:

I think it's because getting with an extremely ugly person is kind of a taboo. Forbidden, y'know.

AckwelFoley

this thread was sooo made for me..

i have a varicous vein on my penis at the base of the shaft.. wimmen love it.. ribbed for her pleasure

pookie82

I have three kidneys as well monkeyfudge! An extra one sitting beside my left one.

I also have a really rare bloodtype.

Polo mints make me sneeze.

I'm left handed in everything but writing.

I can't swim.

To this day I'm terrified of Count Duckula, a cartoon of a vampire who lived in a castle on a hill from when i was a kid. I can't even think of the opening music without shuddering. *shudders*

jigglywoo

I have no willy.

StormWarrior

pookie82 wrote: »

To this day I'm terrified of Count Duckula, a cartoon of a vampire who lived in a castle on a hill from when i was a kid. I can't even think of the opening music without shuddering. *shudders*

I loved that cartoon! Count Duckula was so cute!

nocal

jigglywoo wrote: »

I have no willy.

I have two

Cody montana

jigglywoo wrote: »

I have no willy.

I seen him(McLove) about 3 weeks ago in Btown shopping centre.
He had childern around him, So He had a willy.
The liar.

pookie82

StormWarrior wrote: »

I loved that cartoon! Count Duckula was so cute!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! He was terrifying.

Another thing that terrified me - remember that add for Schwepps or some drink like that (maybe it was Archers?) where there was a weird cartoon and a freaky foreign accent going "Beware the judder man when the moon is fat". Scared the bejaysus out of me.:(

It was for Metz. Here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TUOPeNJCK8
:eek::eek:

Turd Ferguson

I'm the boss...not Tony Danza.

BaconZombie

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pookie82:
If you think Duckula and The JudderMan was freaky have a look at the first link in the Related section of the link you posted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqi5F5MqqTQ

pookie82 wrote: »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! He was terrifying.

Another thing that terrified me - remember that add for Schwepps or some drink like that (maybe it was Archers?) where there was a weird cartoon and a freaky foreign accent going "Beware the judder man when the moon is fat". Scared the bejaysus out of me.:(

It was for Metz. Here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TUOPeNJCK8
:eek::eek:

dr.bollocko

You wouldn't know it to look at me, but I can run really fast.

(This is kinda just a +1 as I wish to store tidbits about boardsies and use them against them in later posts.)

Kold

Phlann wrote: »

Yes :pac:

I think it's because getting with an extremely ugly person is kind of a taboo. Forbidden, y'know.

It's not forbidden, I'm pretty sure any bird that ugly would be delighted to have some company! Go for it... ya feckin weirdo

dlofnep

I got knocked down when I was 5 and the only response my mother had was "You'll be better before you're married".

I'm still single.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

I get genuinely angry at people for things they did to me in dreams

I refused to wear trousers til I was six, and honestly, still resent having to

I've never ever ever eaten meat

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is

david_the_great

my ideal man is a geek with glasses

i also get angry for things ppl did to me in dreams

i had night terrors every night for a few years as a child where i would be running from the devil etc

TequilaMockingBird

Some of my toes are stuck together. When I was younger my cousin sat on me holding a scissors and said she was going to separate them for my own good. :eek:

dlofnep

Ew, frog feet. My cousin has that.

SUNGOD

im strange

I know what a tracker mortgage is.

PurpleBerry

I am actually Batman.

Hahaha! I fooled you all into thinking that my alter-ego was Bruce Wayne but it is I, Neesa.

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Also, I have a pet spider. Well, I have a spider in the bathroom that I haven't bothered to remove. He doesn't bother me, I don't bother him. He's part pet part roomate. Lazy bâstârd doesn't pay any rent. I call him Robert.

Terry

SUNGOD wrote: »

im strange

I'm steve Strange.

chopperbyrne

I shot JR!

shenanigans1982

Terry wrote: »

I'm steve Strange.

Wouldn't your hands be too f*cked up to type that?

beertons

As a pressie from my partner, she brought me to see a guy to help cure my psoriasus. He told me to stay away from water. I haven't showered in five weeks.

taidghbaby

nocal wrote: »

I have two

spit-roast ftw

i can see through walls

SoWatchaWant

I have a hidden scar on the underside of my chin... from no less than a micro skate scooter when I was a kid! Hit a stone on the front wheel and down I went! You can't usually see it but it's a bitch to shave around.

I have a third nipple... In my armpit!

hhh123

i dont like racoons