What's the most illegal thing you have ever done?

Kold · 31-07-2008 04:53PM

vinylmesh wrote: »

while singing "rule britannia" i presume?

Nah, was singing Vindaloo.

Aisling(",) · 31-07-2008 05:02PM

em ive shoplifted
drank and bought drink while underage
underage sex
breaking and entering(into a school didnt break anything hopped in a window and got back out the same way)
been in a robbed car(unkowingly)
tresspassing
drunk and dissorderly
indecent public exposure
driven a car with no license

thats all i can think of right now.

monkey9 · 31-07-2008 05:09PM

vinylmesh wrote: »

while singing "rule britannia" i presume?

Ah here, riding Padraig Pearce's corpse is one thing, but you're just a sick ba$tard

DemocAnarchis · 31-07-2008 06:40PM

Few years ago a mate of mine was going to college in Carlow, and myself and another friend travelled down one weekend. Had a few beers, had a few more etc. The house he was staying in had a large garage as a separate building that was in the process of being converted to another apartment - bed, some appliances etc. Was still pretty much a building site and most of the stuff was old enough, but us being the drunken little ****s that we were thought it would be great craic to trash the place (which it kinda was tbh

). Shovel through the ceiling, tin of paint in the dryer, hammer to the bed, oil on the curtains, brick through a mirror, carving names on walls, writing on the ceiling. Culminated with one of the builders walking into the back garden with myself putting a shovel through a door, one mate putting a breezeblock through an old washing machine outside and another pushing a shopping trolley, which contained a microwave, off a roof.

Builder: "What the hell are you playing at?"

Friend: "We had a wee bit to drink".

Needless to say that didnt fly, so in a hungover daze spent the next day scrubbing paint off the patio, mate got kicked out of accomodation and we all had to chip in for the repairs. Pretty sure that counts as criminal damage, so yeah. God we were awful little ****s, but the craic was mighty.

david_the_great · 31-07-2008 06:44PM

i stole a packet of gold bars when i was ten

:(:( haha

Phlann · 31-07-2008 06:45PM

Stole some Ferrero Rocher from a shop. They tasted better than if I'd bought them. In the words of Super-Hans, the secret ingredient was crime.

I've done worse stuff obviously but I'd rather not put it on a public message board!

Cody montana · 31-07-2008 06:49PM

I created scabies.

Karl Hungus · 31-07-2008 06:53PM

The most illegal thing I've ever done was YORE MA!

Peyton Manning · 31-07-2008 06:57PM

Aisling(",) wrote: »

indecent public exposure

Sadly, I think we've all been there. Cant face my lecturer any more with the shame

genericgoon · 31-07-2008 06:59PM

A small bit of fraud/stealing in an old job. Got caught though. lol

Ruaidhri · 31-07-2008 07:01PM

I broke the law then boasted about it on a public forum.

Oh wait, sorry, I thought you said "stupid" not "illegal" :rolleyes:

Me?, I never broke the law.

Archeron · 31-07-2008 07:02PM

I cut off the head of a guy I didn't know sitting beside me on a bus in Canada and then threw it at another passenger.

Really though, I used to shoplift a hell of a lot of matchbox cars from some shop that used to be on Talbot street years and years ago. I used to always go for the expensive ones too that had trailers such as caravans and boats.

I also used to always drink a supercan of lilt whenever I was walking around a supermarket and then hide the can behind the washing powder. I also once stole a big plastic cupboard thing that had about 200 different spice tubs in it from super duper crazy prices in Janelle in Finglas. To this day, I've still no idea why I stole it.
Since I became an adult though, I'm fairly law abiding.

AckwelFoley · 31-07-2008 07:06PM

ive never done anything even close to illegal.... :pac:

oh.. wait..

Thomas_S_Hunterson · 31-07-2008 07:09PM

snyper wrote: »

ive never done anything even close to illegal.... :pac:

oh.. wait..

I was waiting for you to show up, although posting any of your stories outside of the lolocaust might not be a good idea:p

AckwelFoley · 31-07-2008 07:11PM

smoked weed.
dabbled in a little under age consentual sex.
fingered a duck
drink driving
gave drink to minors (see note 2)
punched a drunk
beastiality with fat chicks (if its not against the law.. it should be)
stole a boat

JC 2K3 · 31-07-2008 07:17PM

Class As and illegal downloading is about as bad as it gets with me.

allybhoy · 31-07-2008 07:22PM

I stole a bleeedin whistle.
I Dont want any stupid tea!

DublinWriter · 31-07-2008 07:23PM

In before the lock...

Only last week I used a 2005 48c stamp on a closed letter when it should have been a 55c stamp.

I know, I know, I'm worse than Hitler, but hey...it comes down to a conscious choice of being called The Space Cowboy, Maurice, or the Pompadous of Love.

Turd Ferguson · 31-07-2008 07:27PM

I once lit a paper bag full of poop and left it on someones door and rang the bell....

It subsequently burned down the house killing a family of 9

yurmothrintites · 31-07-2008 07:28PM

allybhoy wrote: »

I stole a bleeedin whistle.
I Dont want any stupid tea!

I'll tell frosty that!:D

I think i stole a mr freeze when i was a child since then.....drunken poster stealing competitions...and probally indecent exposure!

RKDus · 31-07-2008 07:32PM

OP are you are garda who is below his quote of arrests for the month?

Kavinsky · 31-07-2008 07:35PM

lol ^

For me - the usual items, car tax, NCT, driving license renewal, etc.

I'm a bad little boy.

The Master · 31-07-2008 07:36PM

where it says
"Do not write below this line"

I wrote "OK"

Tar.Aldarion · 31-07-2008 07:46PM

I think the roisin dubh are missing their big ass framed album of the year. :pac:

mookishboy · 31-07-2008 07:51PM

HMMM
imported a large quantity of green ! :P

Handsome Bob · 31-07-2008 07:54PM

Knacker Drinking
Smoking Cannabis

Yeah I know i'm lame:pac:

Turd Ferguson · 31-07-2008 07:55PM

I let the dogs out

Sorry I just had to say it

Plug · 31-07-2008 08:10PM

Im fairly bad:D

1)Me and my brother drove away on a stolen motorbike when the cops gave chase in a car!

2)When I was in about 6th class me and friends went into hotel Kilkenny and robbed a load of drink from it. We were caught and got into serious sh!t. I had to attend a social worker, we were showered with trips and stuff. They even brought us to Sweden:cool:

3)Taking extacy, still do.

4)Underage drinking.

5)Resisting arrest alot of times.

Im alot quiter now than I used to be:)

harney · 31-07-2008 08:12PM

Well there was that thing with Yore Ma, the donkey, a feather duster and more determination than the little train that could............alas, due to book rights and a possible movie deal I can speak no more about it.

rubadub · 31-07-2008 08:26PM

I am responsible for the deaths of countless people, have devastated entire communities, paid hitmen off, incited punishment beatings, caused gangwars etc

And all the time I thought I was just smoking a few joints, but the papers made me see the errors of my ways, I make Hitler look like a saint.

What's the most illegal thing you have ever done?

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