What's the most illegal thing you have ever done?

Magpie! · 31-07-2008 02:48PM #1

My car is a year out of tax and i once didn't sign off the dole for a month after going back to work.

Oh and i went through a shoplifting phase when I was about 15.

Roches Stores in Galway....i apologise.

Damn I'm badass. :P

PurpleBerry · 31-07-2008 02:52PM

I used to shoplift a lot when I was a kid. Until I reached the age where I could be facing a jail cell if caught. I've taken a good lot of earrings. The ones with hooks especially as I'd hook them around a strand of hair behind my ear. I still ove earrings but these days I pay for them.

Got a tattoo at 14, that's not strictly legal I don't think. Bought rum by the litre too at that age. I got into plenty of clubs before the age of 18.

Anything else illegal I've done would be like reading out a menu from a pharmacy

Prof.Badass · 31-07-2008 02:53PM

hah! i almost fell for this, actually no i didn't!

oink oink!

jcrowbar · 31-07-2008 02:53PM

I accidently smuggeled a small lump of hash into america a few years ago.

Passed some sniffer dogs in the airport and they pulled over a mate of mine instead of me. He had nothing so they let him off. I didn't even realise i had it on me for quite a while later.

Good times.

Quazzie · 31-07-2008 02:54PM

My tax was out from MAY2006 till last month. I have been driving since without a current driving licence since MAY 2005. I once broke into our national school (aged 14) and robbed all the Henry Hippos that the kids used for saving in. I once broke a guys nose because he started on me even though I knew I could've talked my way out of it.

I could go on but I think I hear a knock on my door. I wonder who that could be?

Run_to_da_hills · 31-07-2008 02:55PM

Ill get in before this thread is locked

Thomas_S_Hunterson · 31-07-2008 02:58PM

I stole a packet of smint from a shop when I was about 7.:p

Duggy747 · 31-07-2008 02:59PM

I once brought home a jigsaw piece accidently from playschool, I remember I was shìtting my pants that the cops would call to the door looking the jigsaw piece

Ah, the innocence. Two weeks later I strangled a man to death.

Piste · 31-07-2008 02:59PM

I've done stuff you have to be 17/18 to do while not 17/18.

Oh and drove a car without a license.

phenomenon · 31-07-2008 03:04PM

vinylmesh wrote: »

oink oink!

Lol i can smell the swine all over this thread

KTRIC · 31-07-2008 03:13PM

I kidnapped a small girl from a Spanish seaside resort

Quazzie · 31-07-2008 03:16PM

Are ya sure it wasn't portugese?

connundrum · 31-07-2008 03:18PM

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Are ya sure it wasn't portugese?

His story has yet to hit the headlines. Mandy McCardle

sebastianlieken · 31-07-2008 03:21PM

i once stole a mag light when i was like 15. I still have it and use it quite regularly. best steal EVAR!

oh yeah, I once completely vandalised a tractor at a horse show before. my freind at the time and I got bored, so we wandered off to play football in a field, low and behold, a tractor to play with!... seriously destroyed it. smashed gauges, windows, flattened the tyres. in my defence, it was an old enough tractor and it looked like it was abandoned. got in **** for that, and ill tell you, i wont be vandalising any tractors any time too soon!

Degsy · 31-07-2008 03:21PM

Was the brains behind 9/11..

suckslikeafox · 31-07-2008 03:24PM

I killed a guy with a trident

Quazzie · 31-07-2008 03:24PM

Degsy wrote: »

Was the brains behind 9/11..

Why what happened on the 9th of November?

arybvtcw0eolkf · 31-07-2008 03:26PM

Since I lost my virginity when I was 17 to a girl of 15 I guess I'm guilty of statutory rape.

Snyper would be proud of me.:D

Dord · 31-07-2008 03:33PM

connundrum wrote: »

His story has yet to hit the headlines. Mandy McCardle

Oh great! now I need to clean coffee off my keyboard! :mad:

Raphael · 31-07-2008 03:34PM

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die...

KTRIC · 31-07-2008 03:44PM

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Are ya sure it wasn't portugese?

Nope, pretty sure it was a Spanish one.

KTRIC · 31-07-2008 03:46PM

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Why what happened on the 9th of November?

Nothing, because Degsy isn't the smartest suicide bomber and couldn't get the explosives to go off.

drunkmonkey · 31-07-2008 03:46PM

burnt down a house after drinking Poitin......one way to sort out the negihbours:D

Degsy · 31-07-2008 03:48PM

KTRIC wrote: »

Nothing, because Degsy isn't the smartest suicide bomber and couldn't get the explosives to go off.

Ah but i still get the 72 virgins for trying!!

arybvtcw0eolkf · 31-07-2008 04:09PM

Degsy wrote: »

Ah but i still get the 72 virgins for trying!!

Yea, but your micky was blown to bits - now you've to ride them through a seeve.

connundrum · 31-07-2008 04:16PM

Mairt wrote: »

Yea, but your micky was blown to bits - now you've to ride them through a seeve.

Or with his nose

I once knocked over sheep, then too it home, decided there was at least one reason no point keeping it so flung it over a ditch.

Kold · 31-07-2008 04:25PM

I dug up and had sex with Padraig Pearse's body.

Prof.Badass · 31-07-2008 04:25PM

Kold wrote: »

I dug up and had sex with Padraig Pearse's body.

while singing "rule britannia" i presume?

Dragan · 31-07-2008 04:27PM

Degsy wrote: »

Ah but i still get the 72 virgins for trying!!

Yeah, and everyone of them died playing World of Warcraft.

Harsh.

PurpleBerry · 31-07-2008 04:46PM

Kold wrote: »

I dug up and had sex with Padraig Pearse's body.

What?! has that been made illegal now?

Damnit!

Kold · 31-07-2008 04:53PM

Neesa wrote: »

What?! has that been made illegal now?

Damnit!

/contacts my solicitor to verify laws on necrophilia

What's the most illegal thing you have ever done?

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