Why do fat people ALWAYS ruin the buzz?

Beau x1 · 20-07-2008 01:36PM #1

Took the girlfriend out for dinner last night, she assured me it would be OK no worries to go back to her mates house where she was sleeping over anyway (free gaff, as in no parents there etc) for the night, who I am also casual friends with.

We get a taxi from town to where her friend lives, which is only about €15 so no worries. A taxi from where we eating dinner to my house costs about €75 (keep in mind, normally I use public transport but at 1AM its obviously not under operation).
So we arrive at the house and we both go in, we sit down watch the TV together and her mates like WHY COULDN'T YOU GO HOME?! and all this bull****.

So I just play it cool, and my gf and her go up to the room my girlfriend was staying over in. We're getting it on, until her fat bitch of a friend comes raging up the stairs demanding she talks to her. I know what this is all about, so I tell my girlfriend that I should just leave now, yet she encourages me to stay. Her mate then again, DEMANDS she talks to her. So we come out of the room, and when she sees me she rushes down the stairs.

I leave the house and say goodbye to my girlfriend, but all in all I'm quite shocked that your one couldn't just confront me about it and say "listen, I hate to ruin the buzz and all but I can't have you here tonight for X reason" (even though there actually is no reason other than she's jealous).

I know its her house and all that but we always try to include her when we go out and not make her feel like a third wheel and tbh I'm just finding it unbelieveable that I had to be silently kicked out without a friendly explanation for about an hour at 1AM in a part of town that I had no idea where I was to get a taxi back to another county costing me almost €100.

Needless to say the girlfriend wasn't too happy about the situation.

God damnit. I'm just ranting here. Anyone have similar experiences?

Dave! · 20-07-2008 01:40PM

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david_the_great · 20-07-2008 01:44PM

yeah fat ppl are all the same lol

you dont even mention fat in your post

and it doesnt even come into it

Terry · 20-07-2008 01:44PM

Just give the fat chick my number.
I'm not fussy.

copacetic · 20-07-2008 01:45PM

let me get this straight OP, you turn up in the early hours at your girlfriends friends house (who wasn't expecting you to be in tow by the sounds of it). The plan basically just to use her house for sex and she threw you out? damn right.

you don't even mention that she is fat in your post so what has that got to do with it?

FunkZ · 20-07-2008 01:47PM

Anything. What the fcuk are they feeding you?!

Thanks Dave!.

javaboy · 20-07-2008 01:48PM

Why didn't you just have a foursome?

Beau x1 · 20-07-2008 01:48PM

copacetic wrote: »

let me get this straight OP, you turn up in the early hours at your girlfriends friends house (who wasn't expecting you to be in tow by the sounds of it). The plan basically just to use her house for sex and she threw you out? damn right.

you don't even mention that she is fat in your post so what has that got to do with it?

Nope, she knew very well I was in town. I didn't use her house for sex, she was tired and needed to clean her tongue piercing so she went upstairs.

I've always been the gentleman around this girl and paid for lunch if she was there with us etc. Just feels like she couldn't be fcuked to return the favour.

spurious · 20-07-2008 01:54PM

Her house, her rules.
Get your own place.

copacetic · 20-07-2008 01:58PM

Beau x1 wrote: »

I didn't use her house for sex, she was tired and needed to clean her tongue piercing so she went upstairs.

so what, you were going at it at the same time? nasty stuff.

ejmaztec · 20-07-2008 02:05PM

Should have just chewed the fat :pac:

Kold · 20-07-2008 02:16PM

Throw her down the stairs next time.

20-07-2008 02:20PM

Just slip her a few cheese burgers first next time

RuailleBuaille · 20-07-2008 02:22PM

TBH OP, soumds like you're more annoyed about going home with an empty wallet and overfull testicles. Should've shelled out for a hotel. And what has fat got to do with it? You sound like a total teenager.

5starpool · 20-07-2008 02:24PM

You write like I imagine a heroin addict would write.

smog · 20-07-2008 02:28PM

Beau x1 wrote: »

to get a taxi back to another county costing me almost €100.

There is the price of a hotel room, plan better next time.

NextSteps · 20-07-2008 02:34PM

Move out. Who wants other people shagging in their house?

Thrill · 20-07-2008 02:37PM

Beau x1 wrote: »

she assured me it would be OK no worries to go back to her mates house

Obviously she was wrong and probably never asked her friend if it would be o.k. for you to stay as well. Sounds to me like your gf was taking her friend for granted.
I wouldn't go putting all the blame on the "fat bi'atch" as you put it. Maybe it was never o.k. for your gf to bring you home in the first place.

MIN2511 · 20-07-2008 02:40PM

Very funny! Lmao, dude u needed action shew threw ya out... Good rant! Next time offer her some... I bet she would be delighted and probably gagging for some...
Fecking brilliant story...

Beau x1 · 20-07-2008 02:41PM

RuailleBuaille wrote: »

TBH OP, soumds like you're more annoyed about going home with an empty wallet and overfull testicles. Should've shelled out for a hotel.

True, thats frustrating and all that - but its more so the fact that I've done so much for that friend and she dealt with it in such a rude fashion. She didn't even offer to let me use her phone to call a cab or anything. I could understand if it was a complete stranger, but this is someone who I consider a mate. She constantly texts me asking me when the gf is going to get home and I just feel like she treats me with complete disrespect. I've constantly done her favours time and time again and I just felt this was a bit rich.

I dunno, maybe its just because I'm a guy and can't see the feminine side of it but I'd be grand to put a roof over someones head to save them travelling to another county at early hours in the morning.
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@topic: Also, I wasn't serious about the obesity; its just a stereotype. Relax.

Edit: May I just add that this is a long distance relationship so its not as simple as "well I'll see you tomorrow" sort of thing.

Thrill wrote:

Obviously she was wrong and probably never asked her friend if it would be o.k. for you to stay as well. Sounds to me like your gf was taking her friend for granted.
I wouldn't go putting all the blame on the "fat bi'atch" as you put it. Maybe it was never o.k. for your gf to bring you home in the first place.

You're right, obviously it never was OK - but she's a very close friend of your one so she thought otherwise.

ImDave · 20-07-2008 02:51PM

Beau x1 wrote: »

@topic: Also, I wasn't serious about the obesity; its just a stereotype. Relax.

Oh well if its just a sterotype. Thank god.

Phlann · 20-07-2008 02:55PM

Is this other county Wicklow by any chance (ie Bray)?

And if so is this the same Beau who helped set up a certain internet site last year?

Totally off-topic but just wondered.

coco85 · 20-07-2008 03:00PM

.. my god you are so mean..:mad::mad::mad: the topic of this thread has nothing to do with fat people....

Just because you didn't get what you wanted last night then you go off insulting all larger sized ppl?- you are obviously a testostrone riddled sixteen year old who didn't get their own way last night.:(

You obviously have no prob with money- after paying for meal night out etc and all that dosh for the taxi.. as another poster said- get a hotel room.

Grow up..you call yourself a gentleman buying the girl lunch and all ...well you obviously aren't b/cos you obviously intended to use her house for one reason and one reason only.

Beau x1 · 20-07-2008 03:00PM

Phlann wrote: »

Is this other county Wicklow by any chance (ie Bray)?

And if so is this the same Beau who helped set up a certain internet site last year?

Totally off-topic but just wondered.

****. Yes. Lmfao.

Jesus christ.

20-07-2008 03:02PM

How exciting

Beau x1 · 20-07-2008 03:02PM

coco85 wrote: »

.. my god you are so mean..:mad::mad::mad: the topic of this thread has nothing to do with fat people....

Just because you didn't get what you wanted last night then you go off insulting all larger sized ppl?- you are obviously a testostrone riddled sixteen year old who didn't get their own way last night.:(

You obviously have no prob with money- after paying for meal night out etc and all that dosh for the taxi.. as another poster said- get a hotel room.

Grow up..you call yourself a gentleman buying the girl lunch and all ...well you obviously aren't b/cos you obviously intended to use her house for one reason and one reason only.

Oh my god..learn to read the thread before you try and be a hero.

Phlann · 20-07-2008 03:02PM

haha, don't worry, I don't know you in person so you're safe to rant about friends or whatever.

Just recognised the name/location from the other place.

Beau x1 · 20-07-2008 03:03PM

Phlann wrote: »

haha, don't worry, I don't know you in person so you're safe to rant about friends or whatever.

Just recognised the name/location from the other place.

You know me from Wuffles?

Cianos · 20-07-2008 03:05PM

A taxi doesn't cost €75 euro from town to Bray. It costs around €35. There's also the nightlink.

Phlann · 20-07-2008 03:05PM

just recognised the username and the other day I saw somewhere (on the Irish thread, maybe?) that you were a Bray knacker so I made the connection.

Beau x1 · 20-07-2008 03:08PM

Cianos wrote: »

A taxi doesn't cost €75 euro from town to Bray. It costs around €35. There's also the nightlink.

I wasn't getting the taxi from town, it was somewhere way further. Don't know what you're basing your statistics from but from my experience taxis from town usually cost me €55. Nightlink definitely doesn't run from where I was either.

Why do fat people ALWAYS ruin the buzz?

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