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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭Chaos-Engine


    Chaos-Engine

    The astranged father of the Hero? of the boards. I dwell in a state of bemusment on the underlying levels of chaos that the boards are... This ultamitly leds to my insanity and reason for relocating ot the darkside of the moon to live in solitude only to later become a Guru to those seeking the meaning of "Women"???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    Can I be a huge mussel man, kind of like the guy in “the green mile”?

    With the same kind of attitude toward life, you know I’d look like I
    would rip your head off but I’d cry if a bug gets hurt.

    Please?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    A 7' tall fish with arms and legs, dressed in a wet muslin sack armed with a tinfoil axe and glass shield of POWAH.

    (+12/+4) skills


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    a man of infinite wisdom, never ending strength and an empowering personality :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭strat


    I R YORE MA


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  • Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    Can I brandish the spear of temporary banning?

    and the shield which bounces all but the mightiest ignorant flames directed at me away?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,967 ✭✭✭adnans


    ill be the pigeon keeper on top of the building. i'll have a shotgun so anyone comes on the roof i open fire. is that alright? oh yeah, and the pigeons can talk, just like those rats in muppets, with new york accents and all.

    adnans


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 958 ✭✭✭Mark


    How bout the avatar of Wisdom here? ie a Penguin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,784 ✭✭✭Puck


    A Puck of course! ;)

    More the old-style scary one than the Shakespearian one though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,311 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    *shouts* : I WILL BE THE BARD. YOU KNOW? THE FELLAH WHO WRITES FANTASTICAL STORIES AND EPIC POEMS TO HONOUR HIS LORD AND LADY.

    *thinks* : Gee, well done brain, that was difficult. :rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 448 ✭✭Chowmein


    Can i be Death if were having a death?
    If not that ether the assassin, thief or a demon made compleatly out of chowmein wealding the "Prawn Nodachi of Dyslexia".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    can i be the death of rats, that guy KICKS ASS!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭][cEMAN**


    A creature with total control over the element of water in all its forms. A prefered state of Ice causes me to be almost tranparent though the beauty of the thing stirrs hearts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 857 ✭✭✭kamobe


    I'm a kamobe...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭El Marco


    I want to be a traveling sales man, old and haggared and bent double with a walking stick, hawling a cart around. On the outside a nieve old blabbering idiot but under this shell a very wise and powerful man :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,141 ✭✭✭fisty


    Can I be the "Bastard Tree" that Is hundreds of years old and barks insults and passers by?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    I am Azezil of the Council of 12 from who all power and magic flows. 0_o


  • Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 4,600 CMod ✭✭✭✭RopeDrink


    /me takes notes

    I'll be messing around with character profiles first.
    Madge, I'll start yours first seeing as you've given me a nice slice of information as to who you want as opposed to "A puck" :D

    Might have it up after three o clock, because I have to dash to the post office soon and I wont get to start it yet.

    You can have your elevator bar (And it's name) and weapon of choice too because they're funny, and that is what this whole project is boiling down to. Being a funny little story.


  • Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 4,600 CMod ✭✭✭✭RopeDrink


    Bard, you can be the "Light Entertainment" at said establishment - You are located in the corner of the elevator (It's one and only "Harcore Victim", singing delightful songs in a rather distasteful and drunken manner)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    me the apartment security dude :D

    hmmm, thats not a good idea, then it would be my fault all the muppets got in :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,562 ✭✭✭leeroybrown


    I shall be the mysterious cloaked warrior type who sits in the corner drinking a large tankard of lager.


  • Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 4,600 CMod ✭✭✭✭RopeDrink


    To preserve the thread from degrading into a Terry Pratchett debate, I've started a seperate literature TP fave character thread for avid fans: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=62461

    As for the story of Boards (Which for some reason I want to call "The Boarder") here are some minor details.

    The Board Block is divided into different types of workers and civies.

    Trolls (Wander aimlessly around the apartments and cause general mishaps by acting the maggot)

    Spammers (Invade random apartments and talk extremely fast - Cause minor grief)

    The N00b (Newcomers to the Block - Select few blend in very well, yet others [being ignorant] fuel their need to learn by prodding the block, and it's workers / civvies, in the neck, hoping to learn from their reaction - Cause Minor greif)

    The Mupp (Muppets) at this stage the characters in the story have never encountered one before, yet when they arrive en mass they try to take over. This developes into the flame war.
    They have their own language too ;):D

    The Gods (Admins) - They live on the roof and work downwards, quenching problems with whatever means neccesary. Dev's Pink Umbrella of Much Administration (PUMA) makes big appearances.

    Mods (Haven't got a name for them yet) run offices and various buildings within the Block - They are direct decendants of the Gods.

    Regulars - Civilians

    The Block is comprised of places such as the After Hour Canteen, The Drink Dispensing Elevator known as 'Madgie Ebdems Mobile Embibing Emporium' and various other places based on Board names such as the Gee Block (Game Editing etc) silly names for a silly story, you know the drill - It's not like im cramming in a rake of effort to make a superior story - I just want to make something completely stupid, funny and, last but not least, Boards.ie'ish!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Anthropomorphism or the attribution of human characteristics to animals, objects or gods.

    Although some might say anthropomorphs have similar characteristics to gods, they don't rely on belief as a means of existence - anthropomorphism simply exists for the same reason that anything else does.

    Could Mods be called Ants
    or possibly Morphs (a bit too Tony Hartish maybe) ????


  • Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 4,600 CMod ✭✭✭✭RopeDrink


    Nice Fish, nice.

    If there is to be a "DEATH" in this story, I'd like something that wouldn't seem to be a rip-off of TP's Death... Maybe "Logic"? :)


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    I would love to be an elven sorceress intouch with all that is nature and transforming into the waters of the wood upon will.
    ;) *sigh*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,623 ✭✭✭Panda


    i bagsey a troll,
    more specifically the troll who is the bartender/proprietor in "the mended drum" :D

    i'll be needin some staff aswell,

    another troll* on the door

    and a fine young lass to pick up glasses etc.
    she can be whatever she wants, an assasin of sorts, or maybe the babe that needs rescuing.....

    *huge mofo's only.

    /edit!
    just saw ur post Rope,
    this caught my eye.
    Originally posted by RopeDrink
    The Drink Dispensing Elevator known as 'Madgie Ebdems Mobile Embibing Emporium'

    maybe you want it just as an elevator,
    but i see an elevator that works as a normal elevator up,down,past,present etc,
    and takes up a normal space from the outside, lets say the elevator shaft is about 3 metres squared, but leads into a pub sized room. :)
    having a pint as you go from floor to floor? its the way forward! :p

    now im sure there'll be many applicants for the huge mofo on the door, so you could have a troll sized bouncer on each floor or just one inside the elevator door.
    That moves between floors, a la the elevator.

    The name is perfect, but can i still be a bartender? :D
    Madgie Ebdem could be the owner, that is not actually behind the bar.....
    gwan!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭The Gopher


    If theres a film adaption can I play a role such as Police man number 3,waiter in restuarent,angry driver etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    Originally posted by Panda

    now im sure there'll be many applicants for the huge mofo on the door, so you could have a troll sized bouncer on each floor or just one inside the elevator door.
    That moves between floors, a la the elevator.

    The name is perfect, but can i still be a bartender? :D
    Madgie Ebdem could be the owner, that is not actually behind the bar.....
    gwan!

    ...It's my bar and I have to have some say in here somewhere... and aren't you a little furry for a bouncer?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Thkis leads to an interesting debate, who gets to use the lift, anybody who wants to go up and down the floors or just those old enough to drink ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Originally posted by Thanx 4 The Fish
    Thkis leads to an interesting debate, who gets to use the lift, anybody who wants to go up and down the floors or just those old enough to drink ?
    if you want to drink then use the elevator, thats what its there for.
    if you want to move between floors then use the stairs.

    this is going to be one fu<ked up apartment block.
    the bar is inside an elevator.
    gods live on the top floor prob in the penthouse suite, not the magazine for those of you with dirty minds :p
    trolls run around making annoying people
    then the place gets over run by muppets.
    and a panda wants to be a bouncer


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