Who Are You!?

RopeDrink

Apparantly my PC is on the mend, and one of the first things Im going to do when I can is get back into writing again.

Im going to pass some time by writing up a Boards.ie Fantasy Style story. Yes it may sound lame, but I've been thinking about it all day and by **** it's interesting despite being MY idea...

Anyway, it's going to be based in a world that is Boards (An actual world, not a collection of places you post stuff in) and a select collection of posters are going to be put into it...

It all boils down to a massive war against muppets (Terry Pratchett Stylee story) thingy, and whoever is in it doesn't have to be themselves... Well, tey're themselves (I'll be basing their story on their Boards personality) but you don't have to be a human if you don't want...

If you were to be a (Non-Ridiculous) fantasy creature what would you be!? I happen to be a basilisk thank you very much...
(This all still sounds stupid but when it's done you'll think otherwise - It's also just me wasting time in Notepad)

Anyway, what are you?
Dev / Cloud / Regi etc can be gods if they so wish.

.ak

A low-key demon. You know it.

... or a snake. Yeah...

/me begins to ramble.


-Dark-Angel-

Tellox

a magician!

Practical

prac the builder !

I can picture it now

Wook

sounds like the book 'weaveworld'

Hobnail Monkey

That multi-headed dragon out of the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon, that'd be me

Dr. Loon

A Doctor of course.... well, an alchemist. Or some form of satanic demon.

yellum

pure evil

Beruthiel

well, obviously I'm an Evil Witch Ropie! (my specialty is choking people, by any sort of fowl means at my disposal, but mostly with chickens!)

Monty - the one and only

I believe sico discribed me best with this

BuffyBot

Buffy The Muppet Slayer

Boston

Can I be the misunderstood Muppet king, that goes in search of true love only to find a cruel and unforgiving world?

CuLT

Elf, i reckon.

Im not nearly as evil as i'd like to be.

Thanx 4 The Fish

Wanna be a dwarf, I could even make up an anti muppet song along the lines of gold, gold, gold.

The Sweeper

I WANNA BE THE INNKEEPER!!!

One of those sort of insightful types who polishes glasses a lot, offers people blunt yet effective advice as they cry their lifes problems into the beer puddles on the bar, and the kind of innkeeper who runs her establishment with an iron fist and can be occasionally seen to dip into the stock to sample that illustrious bourbon amber liquid, Jaq Danielles...

nesf

Can I be the token drunk proping up his bar? With a bottle of Jamesons 1780 of course, damn that foreign liquid of death!

Thanx 4 The Fish

Depends on what kind of establishment you were to be an innkeeper in. From experience the innkeepers in Pratchett books are the kind who rule with an Iron SledgeHammer (apparently better when fighting with trolls). And the only thing amber you are likely to find would probably be best used as a drain unblocker... Have you ever considered being a witch, (no offense meant) the Pratchett witches are some of the best characters he writes and Nanny Ogg does do a good line in Scumble (I think it's amber coloured, nobody who has drank any can ever remember afterwards...)

OLDYELLAR

a table! jus sittin there all day , an people would`nt know if you were awake or asleep.......tables have it so handy!

RopeDrink

Granny WeatherWax seemed so different in Carpe Jugulum than she did in Equal Rites - Her personality just seemed reversed or something, but despite that I liked her more than Nanny Ogg.

Anyway, the Land Of Boards is based in a floating apartment block (Rather immensely HUGE one) where all the moderators work in various rooms and haven't had the chance to meet anyone really, whilst the Admins live on their leisure house on the roof being all godly.

Once the arrival of muppets comes, it unites all major posters for a massive flame fest, so if you want any particular qualities or weapons of choice let me know.

Dev's weapon happens to be the dreaded 'Pink Umbrella Of Much Administration'.

"Feet Of Clay" remains my fave TP book, followed closely by "The Colour Of Magic" and "Soul Music"

GreenHell

oooh if there is going to be a death of the boards I wanna be his grumpy assistant whats his name alfred.

Thanx 4 The Fish

Think Granny weatherwax kinda had to lose herself so that the Vamps couldn't find her. So she was a bit odd in that one. Nanny ogg was good in Maskerade. Should continue this chat on the Lit. boards, anyway, weapon of choice "The staff of sober Divination.." Or any nature of pick axe with a name that means something like "twat all those who are not drunk and not from/in Mayo....."

chernobyl

Im Ralf Wurst..a German expat who is the local milk man or so it seems....

Kali

Bruce Campbell, or more specifically Ash from Evil Dead...
bring it on zombies.

The Sweeper

A giant apartment block, you say? Hmmmm....

I'd then like to be the proprietor of a bar based in an elevator in this floating apartment block, one of those pubs where you go in and depending what floor I stop the elevator on, you may never be able to leave.

This elevator should also have the space constraints of the tardis please, and be called 'Madgie Ebdems Mobile Embibing Emporium', just because of how difficult that would be to say after fifteen pints of Theakstons Old Peculiar (floating dead wasp an additional 5 pence.)

I would like to be permitted to rule said emporium with the hockey stick of divine circumcision and the vomit bucket of evil wastefulness.

And in my bar, you can get any drink you want....

/me's eyes light up with an unholy interest in this project

...bing bong... third floor, lady's lingerie and golf clubs...

WhiteWashMan

I AM.......


THE LUGGAGE!

Beruthiel

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
I AM.......


THE LUGGAGE!

Oh please! don't eat me!!

smiles

I'm one of those random adventurers who always seems to fumble things up and hate taking risks.....

that or i'm one of the narrators teachers used to *always* make me be the narrator

<< Fio >>

ykt0di9url7bc3

I'll like to be a Dunpeel, likes his guns/broad sword

evil/good its all the same

daveJAM

Can I be the Enchanted Air Conditioner Unit?

Please!

Oh come on!

Please!

Ry

Well in school I was always the powerful bloke in stories that we acted out. I usually played big powerful mostly evil dudes. The kind of guy Alan Rickman would be good at. So a big powerful evil dude would be good for me to be in the story Ropeh. Can't wait to see the finished article.

Ry

Lawnkiller

I be "teh lawnkiller". A poor misunderstood man who's ever present quest to create a machine to "mow" the "lawn" finds him a the sh1te end of ridicule from the neighbours.

"lawn???" you may say, "in an apartment block???"

well its not everyday you have an accident involving mutant grass seeds, 32 gallons of water and a thick and expensive wall-to-wall rug but accidents do happen.

recent additions to the "machine" include those little fans u find in the pound shop("euro-saver" or whateverd'fuk its called now) for their whirring madness......

Chaos-Engine

Chaos-Engine

The astranged father of the Hero? of the boards. I dwell in a state of bemusment on the underlying levels of chaos that the boards are... This ultamitly leds to my insanity and reason for relocating ot the darkside of the moon to live in solitude only to later become a Guru to those seeking the meaning of "Women"???

Doc

Can I be a huge mussel man, kind of like the guy in “the green mile”?

With the same kind of attitude toward life, you know I’d look like I
would rip your head off but I’d cry if a bug gets hurt.

Please?

po0k

A 7' tall fish with arms and legs, dressed in a wet muslin sack armed with a tinfoil axe and glass shield of POWAH.

(+12/+4) skills

Mossy Monk

a man of infinite wisdom, never ending strength and an empowering personality

strat

I R YORE MA

CuLT

Can I brandish the spear of temporary banning?

and the shield which bounces all but the mightiest ignorant flames directed at me away?

adnans

ill be the pigeon keeper on top of the building. i'll have a shotgun so anyone comes on the roof i open fire. is that alright? oh yeah, and the pigeons can talk, just like those rats in muppets, with new york accents and all.

adnans

Mark

How bout the avatar of Wisdom here? ie a Penguin

Puck

A Puck of course!

More the old-style scary one than the Shakespearian one though.

Bard

*shouts* : I WILL BE THE BARD. YOU KNOW? THE FELLAH WHO WRITES FANTASTICAL STORIES AND EPIC POEMS TO HONOUR HIS LORD AND LADY.

*thinks* : Gee, well done brain, that was difficult. :rolleyes:

Chowmein

Can i be Death if were having a death?
If not that ether the assassin, thief or a demon made compleatly out of chowmein wealding the "Prawn Nodachi of Dyslexia".

tman

can i be the death of rats, that guy KICKS ASS!

][cEMAN**

A creature with total control over the element of water in all its forms. A prefered state of Ice causes me to be almost tranparent though the beauty of the thing stirrs hearts

kamobe

I'm a kamobe...

El Marco

I want to be a traveling sales man, old and haggared and bent double with a walking stick, hawling a cart around. On the outside a nieve old blabbering idiot but under this shell a very wise and powerful man

fisty

Can I be the "Bastard Tree" that Is hundreds of years old and barks insults and passers by?

azezil

I am Azezil of the Council of 12 from who all power and magic flows. 0_o

RopeDrink

/me takes notes

I'll be messing around with character profiles first.
Madge, I'll start yours first seeing as you've given me a nice slice of information as to who you want as opposed to "A puck"

Might have it up after three o clock, because I have to dash to the post office soon and I wont get to start it yet.

You can have your elevator bar (And it's name) and weapon of choice too because they're funny, and that is what this whole project is boiling down to. Being a funny little story.

RopeDrink

Bard, you can be the "Light Entertainment" at said establishment - You are located in the corner of the elevator (It's one and only "Harcore Victim", singing delightful songs in a rather distasteful and drunken manner)

Rabies

me the apartment security dude

hmmm, thats not a good idea, then it would be my fault all the muppets got in