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  • #32
    greatgoal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 517 ✭✭✭greatgoal


    desperate middle aged man,looking fannies...PLEASE:D


  • #33
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Agonist wrote: »
    Heh, took me a full 22 minutes to get a pm. You guys are pussies :P
    I'm usually way quicker...


    :pac:


  • #34
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    greatgoal wrote: »
    desperate middle aged man,looking for/at/in/around/up fannies...PLEASE:D

    FYP :cool:


  • #35
    Marksie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,395 ✭✭✭Marksie


    Kiera wrote: »
    :eek: Yes you are! :)

    LOL Old geezer, seeks life support machine


  • #36
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    I'm mysterious...........

    Please form an orderly queue.


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  • #37
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Girl with wheelbarrow wanted - to carry huge balls.


  • #38
    greatgoal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 517 ✭✭✭greatgoal


    yes


  • #39
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    man seeking hot female twins........


  • #40
    LadyE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭LadyE


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I have a bunny...but you gotta find it!! ;)

    ;)

    Call me!

    Box number: 189064654654

    :D


  • #41
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    'Hole & heartbeat required...'


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  • #42
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,456 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    you walk? let's talk.


  • #43
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Hopelessly unattractive male seeks a quote unquote roide. PM if feeling charitable.


  • #44
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Cremo wrote: »
    you walk? let's talk.
    You ride? Let's ride.


  • #45
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Pole-dancer required (pole will be provided).


  • #46
    HansMoleman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭HansMoleman


    Fat, flatulent, over-40, cigar-smoking redneck seeks sexy woman with big hair to cook, clean and pick up unemployment checks.


  • #47
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Pole-dancer required (pole will be provided).
    you forgot the grease!!!


  • #48
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    ejmaztec wrote:
    Pole-dancer required (pole will be provided).

    Vladislav Wrystejies is getting a bit old now, no?


    Male mid 20s seeks female shaped pyschiatric complex.


  • #49
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    taidghbaby wrote: »
    you forgot the grease!!!


    The pole to which I refer needs no grease.:P


  • #50
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    Vladislav Wrystejies is getting a bit old now, no?

    When the eyesight is a bit dodgy, it wouldn't make much difference :pac:


  • #51
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    The pole to which I refer needs no grease.:P
    my bad :rolleyes:


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  • #52
    R0ot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    Male, early twenties, has sex drive of a 1st year nursing student seeks female nymphomaniac for crazy nights of foamy fun, short people need not apply.


  • #53
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    Male mid 20s seeks female shaped pyschiatric complex.

    Funny:pac:


  • #54
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    GirlInterrupted wrote: »
    Funny:pac:

    The enigmatic Mr Pacman. Hard to tell whether he is being sarcastic or suffering from mirth related lockjaw.:D


  • #55
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    25 Year-old male seeks rich woman in her early 50s with a view to marriage. Must have weak heart and be easily scared.


  • #56
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    LadyE wrote: »
    Must also teach me to spell :(
    Fcek taht!
    Robster The Lobster wrote: »
    Have Viagra
    Seek Woman of any kind
    between 18 and 80
    Am somewhere in between and a bit less
    Marksie wrote: »
    :) Im old
    OKies

    Male 40s, yoga expert, can BJ himself. Not looking for anyone
    Great...i have a crap gag reflex
    taidghbaby wrote: »
    man seeking hot female twins........
    Cant help with this one..but have numerous personalities after a few vodkas will that do?
    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    Hopelessly unattractive male seeks a quote unquote roide. PM if feeling charitable.
    Dont give to charity unless you can take off your leg at traffic lights and stand for at least 8 hrs....well????


  • #57
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    anniehoo wrote: »

    Cant help with this one..but have numerous personalities after a few vodkas will that do?

    quote]

    hmmmmm....well since ya'r the best offer so far i'll except a hot friend ;)


  • #58
    Tha Gopher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    Male, 20s, Limerick, seeks alibi for night of July 7th between 9pm and 11pm. Preferably with no criminal record (women native to Limerick need not apply)


    Male, 20s, eager for companionship following long incarceration. All yours all of the time (except Sunday mornings, when I have to sign on the register.) Enjoys music and travelling (please note: parole forbids travel to Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam and anywhere else Gary Glitter recommended)

    meh....Im tired.


  • #59
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    taidghbaby wrote: »

    i'll except a hot friend ;)

    Thats sooo generous of ya...a hot "friend"..how does that work exactly?


  • #60
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    anniehoo wrote: »
    Thats sooo generous of ya...a hot "friend"..how does that work exactly?
    you, me and a hot female friend :cool:


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  • #61
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    taidghbaby wrote: »
    you, me and a hot female friend :cool:

    You,me +hot female friend = a helluva lot of vodkas

    *call 1890 365 365*


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