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Break up
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17-07-2008 04:30PM#1
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Brothers... I need consoling, I've split with the woman I love and this time it's for good. How do i mend a broken heart?
Unfortunatly only time will help
A lot of people go off the rails drinking like mad after a break up, but i personally don't think it's a good solution as alcohol is a depressant, so you might feel great the night you are drinking, but you will feel awful the next day.
Keep yourself busy, go meet friends, clean the car or whatever, just keep yourself busy!0 -
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:eek: How is closing up his arse gonna help? :eek:
I found burning the stuff helped...*pack up all the things that remind you of her and put them away in a box. it makes looking around the house or wherever you live easier if there aren't constant reminders of her everywhere.
Go out with some friends, join us for the beers on Friday, keep yourself occupied and the time will pass faster and less wallowing time = easier time = faster healing
*in the fireplace, not on her front door step...0 -
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woohoo somebody got a smile outta me!! lol
yeah getting drunk is not a good idea, got pissed last night and started playing guitar at 1am, don't think my neighbours are best pleased
well just post a note through your neighbours door, telling them how the bi.tch broke your heart and to please excuse you for the next few nights while you play bad drunk guitar but that when the guitar playing stops, you would like to apologise in advance for the banging and screaming sounds, as that will be the nurse you picked up in coopers.
they will feel sorry for you and give you a bit of slack
might be a good idea to post them some ear plugs as well
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The laydee speaks the truth.well just post a note through your neighbours door, telling them how the bi.tch broke your heart and to please excuse you for the next few nights while you play bad drunk guitar but that when the guitar playing stops, you would like to apologise in advance for the banging and screaming sounds, as that will be the nurse you picked up in coopers.
they will feel sorry for you and give you a bit of slack
might be a good idea to post them some ear plugs as well
Add in vast quantities of food that would have gillian mckeith slashing her wrists(always a good plan), lashings of beer and slouching, farting and "letting yourself go". That will most certainly help. If you are one of those of a delicate disposition and find that beer has a depressive effect(can't see it myself but....) then this can be only a good thing, while playing the blues at 4 in the morning(badly and badly drunk). Strange things like tears may flow. Go with this. Your body is excreting the woman. Let it. You'll know its over when your tear ducts pop out of the corner of your eyes to shrivel for good(until next time).
Of course getting ratarsed in coppers and pulling some "lady" will have much the same effect as your tears will surely flow the next morning.....Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.
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The laydee speaks the truth.
Add in vast quantities of food that would have gillian mckeith slashing her wrists(always a good plan), lashings of beer and slouching, farting and "letting yourself go". That will most certainly help. If you are one of those of a delicate disposition and find that beer has a depressive effect(can't see it myself but....) then this can be only a good thing, while playing the blues at 4 in the morning(badly and badly drunk). Strange things like tears may flow. Go with this. Your body is excreting the woman. Let it. You'll know its over when your tear ducts pop out of the corner of your eyes to shrivel for good(until next time).
Of course getting ratarsed in coppers and pulling some "lady" will have much the same effect as your tears will surely flow the next morning.....
You've been dying to post something like that in PI, haven't you?
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I'm game. I'll PM ya when my back is turned.........:D
It's been a loooooong time since I seen that.
Do you PI mods mind if I use it sometime soon?
Go on...pleeeeaaassseee.
For an extra fiver(paypal is acceptable) I'll let you know when the other mods are busy with coke and hookers. Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.
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