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Worst thing you've ingested / drunk

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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,855 Mod ✭✭✭✭dfx-


    Raw Meat ftw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    dfx- wrote: »
    Raw Meat ftw.
    balon wrote: »

    Nothing like some nice raw meat followed by a shot of Unicum :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Numina


    A bracelet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭stevecrow74


    brussels sprouts :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    brussels sprouts :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

    Why do people hate brussel sprouts so much? It's like eating a super concentrated cabbage. Very good for you but small enough that you can get it down quick without tasting too much.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 377 ✭✭garrincha62


    camel piss. Gran Canaria. Hoodwinked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    camel piss. Gran Canaria. Hoodwinked.

    Shush. Don't say another word. You'll ruin the magic if you go into details.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭A_M101


    A balloon. I don't understand how either. But I did.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 678 ✭✭✭briano


    Unicum is the most disgusting drink on the planet.

    I ate a balut in the Philippines. It was really chewy and there were little feathers in it.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Salmon followed by urine


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,846 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    Mossy Monk wrote: »
    Salmon followed by urine

    Was it fresh???




    The urine I mean.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 729 ✭✭✭scruff321


    drank holy water for by mistake!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Muddy water.

    It was our "coffee" as kids.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 17,496 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    Hershies Chocolate
    Poitin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,598 ✭✭✭Duff


    Blue mould bread and day old cold beans, after a ''power hour'' session in college that involved a mix of 3 cans of magners, 5 blue wkds, half a bottle of bucky and 7 shots of vodka/tequila. :(



    * was more of a power 2 hours actually.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,413 ✭✭✭TeletextPear


    Drank half a bottle of 'Homestead' brand coke years ago, looked in the bottle and saw a big freaking mushroom growing in it.

    i just almost threw up when i read that :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    chinese drink with two lizards in the bottle and body bits floating around the glass!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    "Endorat"-Rat Poison, after reading "The Naked Lunch" followed by a crushed up Nutmeg!

    Not-good!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭syngindub


    marzipan makes me feel ill


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,651 ✭✭✭Captain Slow IRL


    Found a largely uneaten bag of chips in the sitting room, late one night drunk - eating away, wondering why someone put pepper on them (and it didn't taste of pepper) then found the cig-butt.

    And bong-water :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭Miss Fluff


    In college, friends of mine called Helen and Stan were serious caners, they got through a few ounces of pot every week. Anyway, Stan was suffering from a really bad chest infection one winter from continuous bonging so kept a spitoon beside the bed which he gobbed into religiously throughout the night. A spitoon he fashioned from a pint glass. He and Helen were out one night and got pissed and passed out in bed. Helen, in the middle of the night, woke up with an insatiable thirst that you can only have when you drink a skinful. So spotting a pint glass full to the brim of lovely satisying liquid she downed it in one. Yes, a pint's worth of snotty, chest gunk was downed in one by poor unfortunate Helen.

    The thought of it still makes me heave.:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,651 ✭✭✭Captain Slow IRL


    Miss Fluff wrote: »
    In college, friends of mine called Helen and Stan were serious caners, they got through a few ounces of pot every week. Anyway, Stan was suffering from a really bad chest infection one winter from continuous bonging so kept a spitoon beside the bed which he gobbed into religiously throughout the night. A spitoon he fashioned from a pint glass. He and Helen were out one night and got pissed and passed out in bed. Helen, in the middle of the night, woke up with an insatiable thirst that you can only have when you drink a skinful. So spotting a pint glass full to the brim of lovely satisying liquid she downed it in one. Yes, a pint's worth of snotty, chest gunk was downed in one by poor unfortunate Helen.

    The thought of it still makes me heave.:eek:

    Thanks, the drink didn't make me feel sick enough :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭vms7ply9t6dw4b


    When i was a kid i was on one of the rides in Funderland that brought you up in the air and i had my mouth open laughing and in flew a hugeeee fly or bee straight down my throat...

    It tasted what i would imagine shìt would taste like...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Miss Fluff wrote: »
    In college, friends of mine called Helen and Stan were serious caners, they got through a few ounces of pot every week. Anyway, Stan was suffering from a really bad chest infection one winter from continuous bonging so kept a spitoon beside the bed which he gobbed into religiously throughout the night. A spitoon he fashioned from a pint glass. He and Helen were out one night and got pissed and passed out in bed. Helen, in the middle of the night, woke up with an insatiable thirst that you can only have when you drink a skinful. So spotting a pint glass full to the brim of lovely satisying liquid she downed it in one. Yes, a pint's worth of snotty, chest gunk was downed in one by poor unfortunate Helen.

    The thought of it still makes me heave.:eek:
    That is probably the most disgusting thing I have ever heard... :(
    I really don't feel well now.
    The fact he "stored" the stuff though, instead of emptying it every morning - why, why, why?

    It reminds me of Moe's spit bucket in The Simpsons where Homer becomes a boxer (it was his prized possession when he was a boxer himself and he never emptied it - even decades later it was still full).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,548 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    an 8 month gone off can of creamed rice.

    there was nothing wrong with the taste but it was a long night on the toilet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,540 ✭✭✭tenandtracer


    tin foil (from hastily eaten sandwich)- excruciatingly painful passing thru' my gut!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    Miss Fluff wrote: »
    In college, friends of mine called Helen and Stan were serious caners, they got through a few ounces of pot every week. Anyway, Stan was suffering from a really bad chest infection one winter from continuous bonging so kept a spitoon beside the bed which he gobbed into religiously throughout the night. A spitoon he fashioned from a pint glass. He and Helen were out one night and got pissed and passed out in bed. Helen, in the middle of the night, woke up with an insatiable thirst that you can only have when you drink a skinful. So spotting a pint glass full to the brim of lovely satisying liquid she downed it in one. Yes, a pint's worth of snotty, chest gunk was downed in one by poor unfortunate Helen.

    The thought of it still makes me heave.:eek:

    We have a winner.

    For me, a spoonful of wasabi


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Naos wrote: »
    A warm half beer that was being used as an ash tray.
    Something similar except it was used as the spit bucket aswel:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,035 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Miss Fluff wrote: »
    In college, friends of mine called Helen and Stan were serious caners, they got through a few ounces of pot every week. Anyway, Stan was suffering from a really bad chest infection one winter from continuous bonging so kept a spitoon beside the bed which he gobbed into religiously throughout the night. A spitoon he fashioned from a pint glass. He and Helen were out one night and got pissed and passed out in bed. Helen, in the middle of the night, woke up with an insatiable thirst that you can only have when you drink a skinful. So spotting a pint glass full to the brim of lovely satisying liquid she downed it in one. Yes, a pint's worth of snotty, chest gunk was downed in one by poor unfortunate Helen.

    The thought of it still makes me heave.:eek:

    Christ, that's unbelievably disgusting. :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    yore ma .... if it hasnt been said yet


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