Worst thing you've ingested / drunk

KTRIC

Right lads and ladies what is the worst thing you have ingested or drunk ??

My personal worst is rancid water from one of those Ballygown water fountains that had a hole in it and went off. I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth for days :eek:

LadyE

Industrial strength cleaner.

My mother cleverly put a purple liquid into a diluted backcurrent bottle and put it in the press (she's very clever).

So I made some and nearly got sick. Was freakin horrible.

Sherifu

Milk of Magnesia.

Lab_Mouse

Ketamine...it tastes reaaaaaly bad

Naos

A warm half beer that was being used as an ash tray.

Pen1987

We had no red bull left so we did Jagermeister and


milk (ok actually)
Butter
ham
Cheese
Lasagna
tea



Most of them involved putting the stuff in a cup and poured the jager over it then 'shot' the cup into us



















Then puked all over the gaff.

chin_grin

In a game of truth or dare, put my semi in a glass of wine and drank it. Puked three different colours in three separate instances the next day. Well I mixed cider and wine.....not from the willy-wine.

GhostInTheRuins

A candle

maybe

missmatty

Technically not ingested but almost

Woke up wheezy one night in the dark and went to use my inhaler. Next minute I'm choking :eek: Turn on the light and cough up an earwig onto the duvet cover :eek:

Yeah i know, it's rotten :eek: :eek:

ro1798

shot of polo sport, nearly drowned trying to drink the complex pool in corfu

funk-you

Piss

-Funk

turf

some herbal drops my mam gave me when i was sick.. cant remember the name. worse than absinth which wud be my second vote.

KTRIC

Wow, I'm really amazed that after 11 replies no-one replied "Yore Ma" !!! :eek:

You're all slipping lads :rolleyes:

Wazdakka

Worst tasting: Cod liver oil....NEVER again


Worst: swallowed a magnet for a drunken bet once..

turf

KTRIC wrote: »

Wow, I'm really amazed that after 11 replies no-one replied "Yore Ma" !!! :eek:

You're all slipping lads :rolleyes:

thread title was "worst" :P

Jack Sheehan

Hmmm, It'd have to be a half a bottle of becherovka http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Becherovka mixed with tk red lemonade. Bitter doesn't even begin to cover it.

Got me pissed though.

Krsnik87

Its a coin toss between a pint of miller with a g of md or 1.5ltrs of dark brown bong water.

I can almost taste it again as I type this.........

Duggy747

Carrot Juice

It's just.............................urgh!!

On a dare I downed a big spoonful of tobasco sauce, I nearly died and couldn't taste anything for 2 days.

AlmightyCushion once ate an entire chilli, that was quite hilarious.

Steve_o

Bong water.... not good!

Degsy

Cigarettes.Cigarette butts.Worms(alive).Dogfood.A slug(dead in a can of beer).

Frisbee

GhostInTheRuins wrote: »

A candle

Hahaha, snap.

Did it as a drunken bet at my mates birthday one year.
Earned myself 9.70 though...

Delirium

Shepards pie that was so overcooked it literally smelled like sh*t.:eek:

Degsy

koth wrote: »

Shepards pie that was so overcooked it literally smelled like sh*t.:eek:

You're hardcore dude.

Steve_o

koth wrote: »

Shepards pie that was so overcooked it literally smelled like sh*t.:eek:

WOAAAHHH, we have a winner folks!!!!

Delirium

Steve_o wrote: »

WOAAAHHH, we have a winner folks!!!!

I was only young. It was eat it, or sit there enduring the smell until I was allowed to leave the table.:mad:

Also, once drank bong water mixed with vodka. Didn't know that until after I'd drank some of it. Needless to say was very sick afterwards.

Degsy

koth wrote: »

I was only young. It was eat it, or sit there enduring the smell until I was allowed to leave the table.:mad:

Also, once drank bong water mixed with vodka. Didn't know that until after I'd drank some of it. Needless to say was very sick afterwards.

Lemmy out of Motorhead you are.

javaboy

Not the worst thing I've ingested but has anyone ever eaten one of the burnt manky moster munches at the end of the bag? They look exactly like the real tasty ones that are covered in spices but when you taste it........... :eek: Possibly the worst tasting edible thing I've ever known in my entire life. And the aftertaste lasts forever.

Captain Darling

Drank half a bottle of 'Homestead' brand coke years ago, looked in the bottle and saw a big freaking mushroom growing in it.

No buzz (cola) either.

Krsnik87

lmao

razorblunt

Not the grossest but tried McEwans lager in Edinburgh before, looks like lager texture like stout tastes like 5hit.

balon

this stuff

dfx-

Raw Meat ftw.

javaboy

dfx- wrote: »

Raw Meat ftw.

balon wrote: »

this stuff

Nothing like some nice raw meat followed by a shot of Unicum :eek:

Numina

A bracelet.

stevecrow74

brussels sprouts :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

javaboy

stevecrow74 wrote: »

brussels sprouts :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Why do people hate brussel sprouts so much? It's like eating a super concentrated cabbage. Very good for you but small enough that you can get it down quick without tasting too much.

garrincha62

camel piss. Gran Canaria. Hoodwinked.

javaboy

garrincha62 wrote: »

camel piss. Gran Canaria. Hoodwinked.

Shush. Don't say another word. You'll ruin the magic if you go into details.

A_M101

A balloon. I don't understand how either. But I did.

briano

Unicum is the most disgusting drink on the planet.

I ate a balut in the Philippines. It was really chewy and there were little feathers in it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut

Mossy Monk

Salmon followed by urine

Jet Black

Mossy Monk wrote: »

Salmon followed by urine

Was it fresh???




The urine I mean.

scruff321

drank holy water for by mistake!

Holsten

Muddy water.

It was our "coffee" as kids.

Nalz

Hershies Chocolate
Poitin

Duff

Blue mould bread and day old cold beans, after a ''power hour'' session in college that involved a mix of 3 cans of magners, 5 blue wkds, half a bottle of bucky and 7 shots of vodka/tequila.



* was more of a power 2 hours actually.

TeletextPear

Infononymous wrote: »

Drank half a bottle of 'Homestead' brand coke years ago, looked in the bottle and saw a big freaking mushroom growing in it.

i just almost threw up when i read that :eek:

taidghbaby

chinese drink with two lizards in the bottle and body bits floating around the glass!!

flanum

"Endorat"-Rat Poison, after reading "The Naked Lunch" followed by a crushed up Nutmeg!

Not-good!

syngindub

marzipan makes me feel ill

Captain Slow IRL

Found a largely uneaten bag of chips in the sitting room, late one night drunk - eating away, wondering why someone put pepper on them (and it didn't taste of pepper) then found the cig-butt.

And bong-water