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Worst thing you've ingested / drunk

  • 11-07-2008 01:18PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭


    Right lads and ladies what is the worst thing you have ingested or drunk ??

    My personal worst is rancid water from one of those Ballygown water fountains that had a hole in it and went off. I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth for days :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭LadyE


    Industrial strength cleaner.

    My mother cleverly put a purple liquid into a diluted backcurrent bottle and put it in the press (she's very clever).

    So I made some and nearly got sick. Was freakin horrible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Milk of Magnesia.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭Lab_Mouse


    Ketamine...it tastes reaaaaaly bad


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Naos


    A warm half beer that was being used as an ash tray.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 870 ✭✭✭Pen1987


    We had no red bull left so we did Jagermeister and


    milk (ok actually)
    Butter
    ham
    Cheese
    Lasagna
    tea



    Most of them involved putting the stuff in a cup and poured the jager over it then 'shot' the cup into us



















    Then puked all over the gaff.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    In a game of truth or dare, put my semi in a glass of wine and drank it. Puked three different colours in three separate instances the next day. Well I mixed cider and wine.....not from the willy-wine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,035 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    A candle

    maybe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭missmatty


    Technically not ingested but almost :D

    Woke up wheezy one night in the dark and went to use my inhaler. Next minute I'm choking :eek: Turn on the light and cough up an earwig onto the duvet cover :eek:

    Yeah i know, it's rotten :eek: :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,320 ✭✭✭ro1798


    shot of polo sport, nearly drowned trying to drink the complex pool in corfu


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Piss

    -Funk


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭turf


    some herbal drops my mam gave me when i was sick.. cant remember the name. worse than absinth which wud be my second vote.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Wow, I'm really amazed that after 11 replies no-one replied "Yore Ma" !!! :eek:

    You're all slipping lads :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Worst tasting: Cod liver oil....NEVER again


    Worst: swallowed a magnet for a drunken bet once..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭turf


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Wow, I'm really amazed that after 11 replies no-one replied "Yore Ma" !!! :eek:

    You're all slipping lads :rolleyes:

    thread title was "worst" :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    Hmmm, It'd have to be a half a bottle of becherovka http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Becherovka mixed with tk red lemonade. Bitter doesn't even begin to cover it.

    Got me pissed though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭Krsnik87


    Its a coin toss between a pint of miller with a g of md or 1.5ltrs of dark brown bong water.

    I can almost taste it again as I type this.........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Carrot Juice

    It's just.............................urgh!!

    On a dare I downed a big spoonful of tobasco sauce, I nearly died and couldn't taste anything for 2 days.

    AlmightyCushion once ate an entire chilli, that was quite hilarious.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    Bong water.... not good!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Cigarettes.Cigarette butts.Worms(alive).Dogfood.A slug(dead in a can of beer).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,587 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    A candle

    Hahaha, snap.

    Did it as a drunken bet at my mates birthday one year.
    Earned myself 9.70 though... :p


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  • Moderators Posts: 52,294 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    Shepards pie that was so overcooked it literally smelled like sh*t.:eek:

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    koth wrote: »
    Shepards pie that was so overcooked it literally smelled like sh*t.:eek:


    You're hardcore dude.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    koth wrote: »
    Shepards pie that was so overcooked it literally smelled like sh*t.:eek:

    WOAAAHHH, we have a winner folks!!!!


  • Moderators Posts: 52,294 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    Steve_o wrote: »
    WOAAAHHH, we have a winner folks!!!!

    I was only young. It was eat it, or sit there enduring the smell until I was allowed to leave the table.:mad:

    Also, once drank bong water mixed with vodka. Didn't know that until after I'd drank some of it. Needless to say was very sick afterwards.

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    koth wrote: »
    I was only young. It was eat it, or sit there enduring the smell until I was allowed to leave the table.:mad:

    Also, once drank bong water mixed with vodka. Didn't know that until after I'd drank some of it. Needless to say was very sick afterwards.

    Lemmy out of Motorhead you are.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Not the worst thing I've ingested but has anyone ever eaten one of the burnt manky moster munches at the end of the bag? They look exactly like the real tasty ones that are covered in spices but when you taste it........... :eek: Possibly the worst tasting edible thing I've ever known in my entire life. And the aftertaste lasts forever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Drank half a bottle of 'Homestead' brand coke years ago, looked in the bottle and saw a big freaking mushroom growing in it.

    No buzz (cola) either.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭Krsnik87


    lmao


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Not the grossest but tried McEwans lager in Edinburgh before, looks like lager texture like stout tastes like 5hit.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭balon




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