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So you just found out your partner's a porn star

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  • #32
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    snyper wrote: »
    no no.. ive always declined randylonghorns sloppy seconds :pac: :pac:
    Hmmm ... that's seriously restricting your choices, lad! :cool:


  • #33
    rossie1977
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,540 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    if you didn't realise your partner was a porn star then he or she must have been terrible at their job :D


  • #34
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Hmmm ... that's seriously restricting your choices, lad! :cool:

    Touche..

    *tips hat*


  • #35
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Tbh I think Id be able to tell Id been dating a pornstar..the dodgy mustache, the horrible horrible chat up lines 'hey baby..Im here to fix the pipes...' and then that bam chika waa waa music that would start up whenever he entered a room


  • #36
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    If she hadn't disclosed where she was getting money from after a year together, or was actually lying about it, she'd probably deserve a few slaps as well as a dumping.


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  • #37
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    donkeymonster wrote: »
    I found out my ex was a dancer in a club in russia. She told me she didnt take her clothes off but i didnt believe her. Esp. after i went to the same club and there was nothing but topless dancers. Def get rid. Move on. It might not worry you too much at the minute but it'll eat away at you and you'll def want to get rid.

    Meah.. thats a bit harsh tho..

    There is a big difference between a co*k sucker and a co*k tease


  • #38
    Wreck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    snyper wrote: »
    Meah.. thats a bit harsh tho..

    There is a big difference between a co*k sucker and a co*k tease

    Yeah, but who wants to go out with a co*k tease?


  • #39
    donkeymonster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭donkeymonster


    Wreck wrote: »
    Yeah, but who wants to go out with a co*k tease?



    Well she was hardly being a c0ck tease to me - or wouldnt have been with her. She finished it before i met her. It was to get her through college. She was poor.


  • #40
    The Walsho
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,251 ✭✭✭The Walsho


    1) Ask how I'd never come across her (lolz for innuendo) somewhere along my journey across the vast pornographic plains of the internet.

    2) Probably have a last bit of fun with her, being very selfish and not worrying about how she feels, as she'd already be dead inside, before

    3) Revealing she's dumped for being a total hussy, and what's worse, a hussy that kept the fact that she was a porn star from me for over a year.

    I can't believe the people who are saying they wouldn't have a problem with this. Imagine being out with your girlfriend and she gets stopped by a guy and starts talking to him, and you later find out he's a "work colleague". Or knowing thousands have men have watched your woman being screwed for money.


  • #41
    Unconcerned
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26 ✭Unconcerned


    Well, I'd probably do the same thing I'd do if she wasn't a pornstar... **** her.

    Plus it all depends on what type of porn she's doing... :)


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  • #42
    swiss
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭swiss


    Well, if I was seeing someone and was presented with that situation, I'd probably ask for his most recent STD medical certificate (all reputable porno companies require their 'employees' to have one) to make sure hes clean, and probably make a swift appointment to the nearest clinic just to be sure I haven't caught anything.

    Then I'd probably dump him, not for doing porn (we all have to pay the bills somehow) but for hiding it for me.

    Then I'd wonder how in the hell I didn't see his work on the Internet, have a word with his agent, and recommend a few good studios for him (hey, I can still help out).


  • #43
    dynastygal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 63 ✭✭dynastygal


    Tell them to stop - if they do, keep them, if they don't dump them.


  • #44
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Puddleduck wrote: »
    Tbh I think Id be able to tell Id been dating a pornstar..the dodgy mustache, the horrible horrible chat up lines 'hey baby..Im here to fix the pipes...' and then that bam chika waa waa music that would start up whenever he entered a room


    Funny 'cos its true. Plus he'd wear a toobelt/hard hat/budgie smugglers all the time and would lick stuff a lot:rolleyes:.


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,862 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It would make a lot a of sense at how he has mastered a few tricks and has amazing apetites in that area

    and all the extra cash too :D Hmmmm

    \trots off to ask the OH if he's a porn star


  • #46
    elmyra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭elmyra


    When I was in first year in college, one of the girls I lived with starting dating a guy she met in a club. They got to the point where he took her home to meet the parents, and on the wall at the top of the stairs is this giant framed pic of his mother on the cover of Playboy. Apparently she was a glamour model years back. Dad didn't seem to have a problem with it, whole family quite proud.


  • #47
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Hmmm, depends what kind of "porn" she starred in. Stuff like Lesbian Fanny Fist Fun 3 or "Mega-Massive-Ultra-Deep Insertions 8 - Colon Calamities" could convince me of her talents.

    Though I'd probably kill her if it was something like "Poo Munch - Director's Cut", "Cocker Spaniel Jizz Drinkers 2", or "2Girls1Cup"

    *shivers*


  • #48
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Deleted User wrote: »
    It would make a lot a of sense at how he has mastered a few tricks and has amazing apetites in that area

    and all the extra cash too :D Hmmmm

    \trots off to ask the OH if he's a porn star

    I think you're on to something............;)


  • #49
    Alissa1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭Alissa1


    bitemybanger wrote: »
    one for the guys and gals
    What would your reaction be if you found out your partner of, lets say a year turns out to be a porn star?


    Nasty! First I would whip his ****ing ass... dump him and find a hot Irish guy!:)


  • #50
    dotsman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,636 ✭✭✭dotsman


    As long as it was nothing sick (animals/kids/scat etc) and she was STI-free, I honestly couldn't give a flying duck.

    Don't understand all the double standards of people who love porn (and who doesn't:D) but then suddenly pull out the whole "social/catholic/moral standards bull****" if the the person they love was involved.

    If it was the start of the relationship, I would be thinking "Great, this girl is going to be incredible in bed!" and probably view the relationship as one based on amazing sex and take it from there, whereas if I was already in love with her, then I am still in love with her and have no problem with whatever she has done in the past (as long as it wasn't evil!).


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