So you just found out your partner's a porn star

bitemybanger

one for the guys and gals
What would your reaction be if you found out your partner of, lets say a year turns out to be a porn star?

Ass

bitemybanger wrote: »

one for the guys and gals
What would your reaction be if you found out your partner of, lets say a year turns out to be a porn star?

So long as she didn't have a dick, it would be fine with me.

Dragan

I would see about getting my foot into the business.

Like some awesome open relationship where you both get paid to **** other people.

bitemybanger

Ass Face wrote: »

So long as she didn't have a dick, it would be fine with me.

Guessing your a fella depending on which way you swing;)

Jimbo

Straight to the sexual health clinic

Captain Ginger

Depends, for now roll with it, but in a few years when I want a lovey dovey relationship dump her stretched out ass.

IvaBigWun

bitemybanger wrote: »

one for the guys and gals
What would your reaction be if you found out your partner of, lets say a year turns out to be a porn star?

Ride the arse and everything else off her till I saw little black dots in my vision.

tbh.

Jigsaw

This could never happen. No porn star would be satisfied with my modest genitals.

bitemybanger

I would stick a saddle on her and never fall for the "Ive a headache" line ever again

Dragan

jimbo78 wrote: »

Straight to the sexual health clinic

Depends on where she works. If it's high class American stuff then they are tested to hell and back already. If it's low quality Thai you might as well chop it off.:D

orestes

She is? And this is how I find out :mad:

Captain Ginger

Jigsaw wrote: »

This could never happen. No porn star would be satisfied with my modest genitals.

You will never bag an aids invested whore with that negative attitude

taidghbaby

Captain Ginger wrote: »

You will never bag an aids invested whore with that negative attitude

what a goal to have in life

Maximilian

Firstly, I would fast for 24 hours at least, making sure my stomach was largely empty. After carefully wrapping my living room all over in heavy duty plastic, I would tell her to invite a female friend around, provide them with a single drinking vessel containing some choice poo and wait...patiently.

R0ot

Personally couldn't handle it, bit possessive that way

GirlInterrupted

bitemybanger wrote: »

one for the guys and gals
What would your reaction be if you found out your partner of, lets say a year turns out to be a porn star?

Wouldn't even shake his hand (who knows where it's been?) never mind let him near me with the money maker, fast track an std appointment too:eek:.

No thanks.

AckwelFoley

bitemybanger wrote: »

one for the guys and gals
What would your reaction be if you found out your partner of, lets say a year turns out to be a porn star?

Id take 50% industry standard pimpage fee.

IvaBigWun

Maximilian wrote: »

Firstly, I would fast for 24 hours at least, making sure my stomach was largely empty. After carefully wrapping my living room all over in heavy duty plastic, I would tell her to invite a female friend around, provide them with a single drinking vessel containing some choice poo and wait...patiently.

Disgusting but I still lol'd

Holsten

She'd be out the door quite fast.

Frisbee

I'd want to know how I somehow hadn't managed to see her on the internet in that year.... :P

Rb

Holsten wrote: »

She'd be out the door quite fast.

Indeed, insta-dumped.

Wreck

Outside of the health issue, wouldn't be concerned in the slightest.

tribulus

All the more reason to regularly check porn sites for vigilance purposes...

Creamy Goodness

would never happen, i wouldn't date a tallaght women working in a chip shop with hoopy ear rings.

randylonghorn

Meh, no-one's ever complained ...

AckwelFoley

randylonghorn wrote: »

Meh, no-one's ever complained ...

..meah.. your sister knew from the start that u wer in pr0n. :pac:


Oooow. 4000k posts. Milestone spammage.

randylonghorn

Aye, she mentioned you used to always put on my films to ... help you get started ...

Sherifu

It'd be quite useful.

AckwelFoley

randylonghorn wrote: »

Aye, she mentioned you used to always put on my films to ... help you get started ...

no no.. ive always declined randylonghorns sloppy seconds :pac: :pac:

KnifeWRENCH

As long as she got paid loads and didn't have any STD's, I'd be alright with it.

I'd be delighted that a porn star was with me of her own free will.

donkeymonster

I found out my ex was a dancer in a club in russia. She told me she didnt take her clothes off but i didnt believe her. Esp. after i went to the same club and there was nothing but topless dancers. Def get rid. Move on. It might not worry you too much at the minute but it'll eat away at you and you'll def want to get rid.

randylonghorn

snyper wrote: »

no no.. ive always declined randylonghorns sloppy seconds :pac: :pac:

Hmmm ... that's seriously restricting your choices, lad! :cool:

rossie1977

if you didn't realise your partner was a porn star then he or she must have been terrible at their job

AckwelFoley

randylonghorn wrote: »

Hmmm ... that's seriously restricting your choices, lad! :cool:

Touche..

*tips hat*

Puddleduck

Tbh I think Id be able to tell Id been dating a pornstar..the dodgy mustache, the horrible horrible chat up lines 'hey baby..Im here to fix the pipes...' and then that bam chika waa waa music that would start up whenever he entered a room

Rb

If she hadn't disclosed where she was getting money from after a year together, or was actually lying about it, she'd probably deserve a few slaps as well as a dumping.

AckwelFoley

donkeymonster wrote: »

I found out my ex was a dancer in a club in russia. She told me she didnt take her clothes off but i didnt believe her. Esp. after i went to the same club and there was nothing but topless dancers. Def get rid. Move on. It might not worry you too much at the minute but it'll eat away at you and you'll def want to get rid.

Meah.. thats a bit harsh tho..

There is a big difference between a co*k sucker and a co*k tease

Wreck

snyper wrote: »

Meah.. thats a bit harsh tho..

There is a big difference between a co*k sucker and a co*k tease

Yeah, but who wants to go out with a co*k tease?

donkeymonster

Wreck wrote: »

Yeah, but who wants to go out with a co*k tease?

Well she was hardly being a c0ck tease to me - or wouldnt have been with her. She finished it before i met her. It was to get her through college. She was poor.

The Walsho

1) Ask how I'd never come across her (lolz for innuendo) somewhere along my journey across the vast pornographic plains of the internet.

2) Probably have a last bit of fun with her, being very selfish and not worrying about how she feels, as she'd already be dead inside, before

3) Revealing she's dumped for being a total hussy, and what's worse, a hussy that kept the fact that she was a porn star from me for over a year.

I can't believe the people who are saying they wouldn't have a problem with this. Imagine being out with your girlfriend and she gets stopped by a guy and starts talking to him, and you later find out he's a "work colleague". Or knowing thousands have men have watched your woman being screwed for money.

Unconcerned

Well, I'd probably do the same thing I'd do if she wasn't a pornstar... **** her.

Plus it all depends on what type of porn she's doing...

swiss

Well, if I was seeing someone and was presented with that situation, I'd probably ask for his most recent STD medical certificate (all reputable porno companies require their 'employees' to have one) to make sure hes clean, and probably make a swift appointment to the nearest clinic just to be sure I haven't caught anything.

Then I'd probably dump him, not for doing porn (we all have to pay the bills somehow) but for hiding it for me.

Then I'd wonder how in the hell I didn't see his work on the Internet, have a word with his agent, and recommend a few good studios for him (hey, I can still help out).

dynastygal

Tell them to stop - if they do, keep them, if they don't dump them.

GirlInterrupted

Puddleduck wrote: »

Tbh I think Id be able to tell Id been dating a pornstar..the dodgy mustache, the horrible horrible chat up lines 'hey baby..Im here to fix the pipes...' and then that bam chika waa waa music that would start up whenever he entered a room

Funny 'cos its true. Plus he'd wear a toobelt/hard hat/budgie smugglers all the time and would lick stuff a lot:rolleyes:.

It would make a lot a of sense at how he has mastered a few tricks and has amazing apetites in that area

and all the extra cash too Hmmmm

\trots off to ask the OH if he's a porn star

elmyra

When I was in first year in college, one of the girls I lived with starting dating a guy she met in a club. They got to the point where he took her home to meet the parents, and on the wall at the top of the stairs is this giant framed pic of his mother on the cover of Playboy. Apparently she was a glamour model years back. Dad didn't seem to have a problem with it, whole family quite proud.

Duggy747

Hmmm, depends what kind of "porn" she starred in. Stuff like Lesbian Fanny Fist Fun 3 or "Mega-Massive-Ultra-Deep Insertions 8 - Colon Calamities" could convince me of her talents.

Though I'd probably kill her if it was something like "Poo Munch - Director's Cut", "Cocker Spaniel Jizz Drinkers 2", or "2Girls1Cup"

*shivers*

GirlInterrupted

Deleted User wrote: »

It would make a lot a of sense at how he has mastered a few tricks and has amazing apetites in that area

and all the extra cash too Hmmmm

\trots off to ask the OH if he's a porn star

I think you're on to something............;)

Alissa1

bitemybanger wrote: »

one for the guys and gals
What would your reaction be if you found out your partner of, lets say a year turns out to be a porn star?

Nasty! First I would whip his ****ing ass... dump him and find a hot Irish guy!:)

dotsman

As long as it was nothing sick (animals/kids/scat etc) and she was STI-free, I honestly couldn't give a flying duck.

Don't understand all the double standards of people who love porn (and who doesn't:D) but then suddenly pull out the whole "social/catholic/moral standards bull****" if the the person they love was involved.

If it was the start of the relationship, I would be thinking "Great, this girl is going to be incredible in bed!" and probably view the relationship as one based on amazing sex and take it from there, whereas if I was already in love with her, then I am still in love with her and have no problem with whatever she has done in the past (as long as it wasn't evil!).