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Would your clone p!ss you off?

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  • #32
    Ginny
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,426 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    I piss myself off so I'm assuming my clone would too..


  • #33
    bitemybanger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,475 ✭✭✭bitemybanger


    I wish my GF hade a clone, id lock one in the attic and bring her out on the weekends for a little fun. HHHmmmm, maybee ill do that with the one i have:D


  • #34
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Without a doubt my clone would royally piss me off. I piss me off, another one of me and Id just go postal


  • #35
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »
    I would harvest my clone for body parts.
    So no, he wouldn't piss me off.
    Likewise. Freeze the guy and then get bits transplanted from him as the different parts of my body give in. Then get his face transplanted and hey presto, I'd be 22 again. Almost immortality!


  • #36
    Wreck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    How would I know which one was me?


    Shamelessly stolen from Karl Pilkington


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  • #37
    burgess1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭burgess1


    Most probably.


  • #38
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    wish there was more of me to go around

    :(


  • #39
    Stark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 21,377 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    Depends on whether or not he calls after we do it.


  • #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    He's dead


  • #41
    darkman2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭darkman2


    I would hate my clone for the simple fact that im great and would not like an equal:D


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  • #42
    Creature
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Yeah.


  • #43
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hell yea, fuppin distractable baxtard!


  • #44
    hussey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    But if a clone was a true clone ... then how would they know they are the clone, rather than original?


  • #45
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    If you sneak up behind your clone when he's not expecting it, you can anlly rape yourself!
    Not many people can claim they've done that :pac:


  • #46
    Reku
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    More that finding out I'd been cloned would piss me off, living life once is bad enough IMO.


  • #47
    A_M101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭A_M101


    I'm far too competitive to have a clone. She'd have to get a completely different job from me. And have different friends. Then I think we could get on! Just as long as I was doing better in life than her.


  • #48
    Steve_o
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    I want loads of Clones, so I can be in loads of places at once... I like the idea of having minions to do my bidding!


  • #49
    dreamr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 135 ✭✭dreamr


    i think i'd have to kill my clone, but then if my clone was my exact double, she would think the same... so we'd both just die... how sad.

    NO TO CLONES!


  • #50
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Love to see the look on someones face if they told you to "go f*ck yourself", and then lo and behold......OMG.....you're f*ckin' yourself. Oh the comedy. And no I haven't really thought about doing myself.......wait.....maybe I haaaaaaaaaaave <strokes chin>


  • #51
    Einstein
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,631 ✭✭✭Einstein


    nope.
    I rock. Result = We would rock.
    :D


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  • #52
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    If I met my clone we'd probably end up hitting on each other.

    That or become enemies and unsuccessfully try to frame each other in elaborate scenarios which will only end up getting both of us in trouble, much hilariouty ensues. Starring Adam Sandler.


  • #53
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Starring Adam Sandler

    Don't you mean Rob Schneider? Derp de tiddly tum te doo. (South Park.....bless)


  • #54
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Don't you mean Rob Schneider? Derp de tiddly tum te doo. (South Park.....bless)

    Heh heh, nah I wouldn't let that waste of life star in a fictional true-story biography about me. Anywho, I hear he's busy filming a movie about being a stapler in Derp de derbedy dum de derp!


  • #55
    Joe Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭Joe Cool


    Yes, definitely yes.
    I already annoy myself.


  • #56
    beautiation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭beautiation


    I'd consider my clone to be one free voucher to escape any bad situation by faking my own death.


  • #57
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    it would just be the same as twins. no big deal,


  • #58
    Varkov
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭Varkov


    T'would be great.

    We could play video games together all day, bum smokes off eachother, He could help me move a desk up and down the stairs.

    T'would be great.


  • #59
    hussey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    square_igloo wrote: »
    If you sneak up behind your clone when he's not expecting it, you can anlly rape yourself!
    It's not rape if you shout 'surprise'


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