Would your clone p!ss you off?

darkman2

As it says on the tin.........

biko

Definitely - he's an asshole

AngryBadger

I don't think the world is ready for a two of me :pac::pac:

Riddle101

Depends, if he was good natured and had no flaws then no, but if he's one of those smart ones who ends up killing you in your sleep and takes over your life then yes a clone would P*ss me off

Jigsaw

My clone would be completely intolerable.

A complete c*nt.

Jimbo

No, but yours would

darkman2

Riddle101 wrote: »

he's one of those smart ones who ends up killing you in your lseep and takes over your life then yes a clone would P*ss me off

Are you one of those people?:eek: By definition I dont think your clone can be different from you.;)

GirlInterrupted

If she was a clone of me, she'd drive me crazy cleaning up after me, doing my washing and ironing, going to work for me, doing whatever I felt like....

I'd kill my clone if she borrowed my shoes without asking:D. I don't care how closely we're related.

Ross_Mahon

I would use my Clone for video editing/Music editing, Give him the crap jobs about the house. Get him into the same job as me and claim he is my twin brother and take his wages.

I would use him for them moments when you need to be in two places at once. Then get my clone to help in my research to create more clones...:rolleyes:

GirlInterrupted

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

I would use my Clone for video editing/Music editing, Give him the crap jobs about the house. Get him into the same job as me and claim he is my twin brother and take his wages.

I would use him for them moments when you need to be in two places at once. Then get my clone to help in my research to create more clones...:rolleyes:

Would that not be a new kind of 'self abuse'?:pac:

mollydolly271

i wud luv a clone and we wud b best friends ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh i wish i could have one:mad:

R0ot

Meh I think we'd get along. :pac:

Frisbee

I killed the guy I was cloned from.

He was an @sshole

DonkeyStyle \o/

I would harvest my clone for body parts.
So no, he wouldn't piss me off.

Sinfonia

The real question is, would you do your clone?

Ross_Mahon

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Would that not be a new kind of 'self abuse'?:pac:

Well yeah kind of, He has to have some use. I mean like i would still look after him, comb his hair, wash him, long walks in the park...:o

AckwelFoley

I would love a clone of myself.

It'd be so much fun.

If my clone was to give me a hand shandy.. would that be considered mastrbation?

DonkeyStyle \o/

snyper wrote: »

If my clone was to give me a hand shandy.. would that be considered mastrbation?

After some painstaking research over at dictionary.com I'd have to say - yes.
But equally, if some homeless oul fella gives you a hand shandy it's also masturbation.

Kiith

Probably not, but still doesnt make it right. My clone would end up annoying me. I dont really like me, and i'm stuck with me, so another me to annoy me all the time? Although, i suppose me'd make a good team for a while. Every 2nd day off work sounds kinda nice.

bronte

Yes, she would without doubt piss me off in epic fashion. :mad:

chickenhawk

If you walked in on your clone and your girlfriend having sex would she be cheating on you?

And yes my clone would p!ss me off. Can't have two people this good looking in the world.

AckwelFoley

chickenhawk wrote: »

If you walked in on your clone and your girlfriend having sex would she be cheating on you?

No.. its spit roast time!

Sinfonia

snyper wrote: »

No.. its spit roast time!

Ha! You could give yourself a high five:pac:

AckwelFoley

Sinfonia wrote: »

Ha! You could give yourself a high five:pac:

I already do that after sex when the woman climaxes.

Sadly with the absence of my clone its merely clapping.

Generally the women dont find this too strange as i Hi 5 myself naked around the bedroom like im swatting flies.. the women are always sound asleep basking in the aura of blissful contentment.

Creamy Goodness

i'd much rather a future self tbh.

TeletextPear

my clone would definately piss me off, id imagine im insufferable company

The Queen

Yes, definitely. My god - I think one of me is all this lifetime can handle!!

KnifeWRENCH

snyper wrote: »

I would love a clone of myself.

It'd be so much fun.

If my clone was to give me a hand shandy.. would that be considered mastrbation?

Pretty much.
Have your clone suck your straw and you can call it autofellatio! :pac:

Sherifu

Only if he remembered the way home ¬_¬

ashyle

Course she would, specky fcker. wait, would my clone also have my shortsightedness?

Will

I think it'd be great, and if I screwed up I could just blame the clone and get him fúcked up.

Ginny

I piss myself off so I'm assuming my clone would too..

bitemybanger

I wish my GF hade a clone, id lock one in the attic and bring her out on the weekends for a little fun. HHHmmmm, maybee ill do that with the one i have:D

Puddleduck

Without a doubt my clone would royally piss me off. I piss me off, another one of me and Id just go postal

Rb

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »

I would harvest my clone for body parts.
So no, he wouldn't piss me off.

Likewise. Freeze the guy and then get bits transplanted from him as the different parts of my body give in. Then get his face transplanted and hey presto, I'd be 22 again. Almost immortality!

Wreck

How would I know which one was me?


Shamelessly stolen from Karl Pilkington

burgess1

Most probably.

Mint Sauce

wish there was more of me to go around

Stark

Depends on whether or not he calls after we do it.

cHaTbOx

He's dead

darkman2

I would hate my clone for the simple fact that im great and would not like an equal:D

Creature

Yeah.

Hell yea, fuppin distractable baxtard!

hussey

But if a clone was a true clone ... then how would they know they are the clone, rather than original?

KnifeWRENCH

If you sneak up behind your clone when he's not expecting it, you can anlly rape yourself!
Not many people can claim they've done that :pac:

Reku

More that finding out I'd been cloned would piss me off, living life once is bad enough IMO.

A_M101

I'm far too competitive to have a clone. She'd have to get a completely different job from me. And have different friends. Then I think we could get on! Just as long as I was doing better in life than her.

Steve_o

I want loads of Clones, so I can be in loads of places at once... I like the idea of having minions to do my bidding!

dreamr

i think i'd have to kill my clone, but then if my clone was my exact double, she would think the same... so we'd both just die... how sad.

NO TO CLONES!

chin_grin

Love to see the look on someones face if they told you to "go f*ck yourself", and then lo and behold......OMG.....you're f*ckin' yourself. Oh the comedy. And no I haven't really thought about doing myself.......wait.....maybe I haaaaaaaaaaave <strokes chin>

Einstein

nope.
I rock. Result = We would rock.